Dru Posted September 10, 2002 Posted September 10, 2002 Who is this person and why is he unconscious? Quote
Thinker Posted September 10, 2002 Posted September 10, 2002 someone stole his HC and he's gone into a comatose depression because he'll have to eat snow worms now. Quote
chelle Posted September 10, 2002 Posted September 10, 2002 Looks like a fine nap in the sun to me. Too conveinent for him to pass out for some other reason on such a comfy looking spot. Oh yeah... I think it is none other than AlpineK. [ 09-10-2002, 11:15 AM: Message edited by: ehmmic ] Quote
Dru Posted September 10, 2002 Author Posted September 10, 2002 quote: Originally posted by ehmmic: Looks like a fine nap in the sun to me. Too conveinent for him to pass out for some other reason on such a comfy looking spot. Oh yeah... I think it is none other than AlpineK. Yep. But, could it be, not 'cause its sunny but because the Canadian green is too potent? Quote
Dru Posted September 10, 2002 Author Posted September 10, 2002 quote: Originally posted by Dr Flash Amazing: Ridge Rest? Ha! Foolish high-on-legal-marijuana Canadian! That's the beginnings of some sort of alien technology cryo-bio-hyper-suspension cocoon device. Ridge Rest ... puh-leeeeez! I got one of those alien cocoon thingies. Mine is called a Couch. Quote
Dr_Flash_Amazing Posted September 10, 2002 Posted September 10, 2002 quote: Originally posted by iain: Is that cotton candy by his head? Gah! Didn't you read Dr. Flash Amazing's preliminary forensic analysis of the photo? It's a bag of dog shit, man! Sheesh ... Quote
iain Posted September 10, 2002 Posted September 10, 2002 I maintain that it's cotton candy. dude's just passed out drunk at the county fair. Poison's about to hit the haybale stage next to the all-you-can-drink milk stand. Quote
AlpineK Posted September 10, 2002 Posted September 10, 2002 quote: Originally posted by Dru: quote:Originally posted by ehmmic: Looks like a fine nap in the sun to me. Too conveinent for him to pass out for some other reason on such a comfy looking spot. Oh yeah... I think it is none other than AlpineK. Yep. But, could it be , not 'cause its sunny but because the Canadian green is too potent? It wasn't that strong Dru. Quote
Winter Posted September 11, 2002 Posted September 11, 2002 quote: Originally posted by Heywood Jablowme: Sumpin smells dude's gotta camel toe Begging the question of whether that's a dude at all or one hairy chick. Quote
iain Posted September 11, 2002 Posted September 11, 2002 indeed, note the rather effeminate t-shirt. Quote
Figger_Eight Posted September 11, 2002 Posted September 11, 2002 I thought he was resting his head ON the joint he just smoked. Hmmm... Quote
jordop Posted September 11, 2002 Posted September 11, 2002 Look at that hippie, lyin in the grass after smoking some crack. That, boys and girls, is a social parasite! Quote
ILuvAliens Posted September 11, 2002 Posted September 11, 2002 Snaffle-Human is obviously exhausted from chewing through campers tents and packs to raid their food. Quote
Dr_Flash_Amazing Posted September 11, 2002 Posted September 11, 2002 quote: Originally posted by Dru: Who is this person and why is he unconscious? This person is clearly Fox Mulder. A cursory examination of the evidence in the picture reveals a small UFO in the foreground near Agent Mulder's right hand, which is a sure sign that something is afoot. Also evident is the weapon used to unconsciousify Mr. Mulder, which is the large stick seen just above his head. We can also tell he must have been clobbered fairly forcefully, as his boots have come off; one of which can be seen near his left elbow, the other of which may have landed somewhere out of the frame of this photo. The event must have taken place in the morning, as we can see a large plastic bag near Mulder's head, which is obviously for picking up canine excrements, an activity commonly associated with the walking of one's dog, which typically takes place in the morning. Quote
Dru Posted September 11, 2002 Author Posted September 11, 2002 how considerate of his assailant to place him on the ridge rest Quote
Dr_Flash_Amazing Posted September 11, 2002 Posted September 11, 2002 Ridge Rest? Ha! Foolish high-on-legal-marijuana Canadian! That's the beginnings of some sort of alien technology cryo-bio-hyper-suspension cocoon device. Ridge Rest ... puh-leeeeez! Quote
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