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Originally posted by iain:

This about sums it up:

 

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Is there an amorous and slightly intoxicated Trask lurking somewhere outside the frame?

 

"Heeeere, kitty, kitty, kitty ..."

 

[ 08-30-2002, 02:18 PM: Message edited by: Dr Flash Amazing ]

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if by "pus" you mean "puss", no not mine just some random pussy I scored on the internet. [chubit] looks like a winner. a pan to the left would probably reveal salmon steaks or something. [chubit]

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Originally posted by Dr Flash Amazing:

Is there an amorous and slightly intoxicated Trask lurking somewhere outside the frame?

The Doctor had a Doberman

 

Who'd mount him every night

 

Dr. liked dog dick so big

 

And dog because Doc's tight

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Originally posted by Dru:

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Originally posted by sk:

or perhaps a gigantic bag o' "cat nip"
[big Grin][Wink]

Does AlpineMorris take that to Muir Hut?

I'm sure he would

[laf][laf][laf][laf] but he might scare scot'terx [Razz] and then it would ruin the reinactment [Razz]

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quote:

Originally posted by sk:

I'm sure he would

[laf][laf][laf][laf]
but he might scare scot'terx
[Razz]
and then it would ruin the reinactment
[Razz]

"Just wanted to say "you suck" to the guys smoking--meow... criky the cougars AGAIN run for your lives! wait let me get my mask to suck down some O's. Damn! I got stuck on the arc'teryx website again and forgot to pack the O2! (loud snarling sounds and ripped goretex everywhere). stay tuned for gripping TR summary w/ obligatory toproping cougar picture.

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THE SCENE: Muir Hut on Saturday night <sfx of raging storm>

 

DARKNESS. The hut is occupied only by a few hardmen sitting around a MSR Whisperlite. One of them is drinking WHISKY from a large bottle.

 

ALPINEMORRIS: You guys wanna "nip"?

 

OTHER HARDMAN: Meow!

 

ALPINEMORRIS rolls a fat blunt.

 

HUT DOOR OPENS <sfx of creaking door>

 

SCOTT'TERYX ENTERS. Loaded down with heavy pack full of digital cameras, diamox, wands, 3000m of fixed rope and guidebook.

 

SCOT'TERYX: Sure is a rough night huh. I was dying out there. I climbed Mt Si on Tuesday. Say, I saw someone climbing Liberty Ridge today. The guidebook says: "Many try this technical slog but few succeed." (sniffs) Hey what's that smell....

 

ALPINE MORRIS: Catnip. Wanna toke?

 

SCOT'TERYX: EEK! What about the COUGARS? ...

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Who is going to play Scot'Mart? The guy who does Erkel (to be diverse)? Or that Screech guy from the ill-fated "Saved by the Bell"?

 

Oh Oh, then there could be a flashback to Scot'arget's dad (played by Horseshack) talking to him about drugs.

 

[ 08-30-2002, 03:21 PM: Message edited by: Greg W ]

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