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quote:

Originally posted by iain:

This about sums it up:

 

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Is there an amorous and slightly intoxicated Trask lurking somewhere outside the frame?

 

"Heeeere, kitty, kitty, kitty ..."

 

[ 08-30-2002, 02:18 PM: Message edited by: Dr Flash Amazing ]

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if by "pus" you mean "puss", no not mine just some random pussy I scored on the internet. [chubit] looks like a winner. a pan to the left would probably reveal salmon steaks or something. [chubit]

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quote:

Originally posted by Dr Flash Amazing:

Is there an amorous and slightly intoxicated Trask lurking somewhere outside the frame?

The Doctor had a Doberman

 

Who'd mount him every night

 

Dr. liked dog dick so big

 

And dog because Doc's tight

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quote:

Originally posted by sk:

or perhaps a gigantic bag o' "cat nip"
[big Grin][Wink]

Does AlpineMorris take that to Muir Hut?

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quote:

Originally posted by iain:

This about sums it up:

 

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You know that looks like the cougar that chased Scott'teryx! [Razz][sNAFFLEHOUND][Wink][big Grin][sNAFFLEHOUND]

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quote:

Originally posted by Dru:

quote:

Originally posted by sk:

or perhaps a gigantic bag o' "cat nip"
[big Grin][Wink]

Does AlpineMorris take that to Muir Hut?

I'm sure he would

[laf][laf][laf][laf] but he might scare scot'terx [Razz] and then it would ruin the reinactment [Razz]

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A randy cat lover, young Trask was

he'd mount anything that meowed and had paws

he gained some notoriety

at the Humane Society

seems he was caught sticking kittens down his draw's

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Flash Amazing loves his donkey

 

With his dark gray shining shaft

 

Embedded within his drooling bunghole

 

Then pulsates with his Genuine Draft

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quote:

Originally posted by sk:

I'm sure he would

[laf][laf][laf][laf]
but he might scare scot'terx
[Razz]
and then it would ruin the reinactment
[Razz]

"Just wanted to say "you suck" to the guys smoking--meow... criky the cougars AGAIN run for your lives! wait let me get my mask to suck down some O's. Damn! I got stuck on the arc'teryx website again and forgot to pack the O2! (loud snarling sounds and ripped goretex everywhere). stay tuned for gripping TR summary w/ obligatory toproping cougar picture.

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THE SCENE: Muir Hut on Saturday night <sfx of raging storm>

 

DARKNESS. The hut is occupied only by a few hardmen sitting around a MSR Whisperlite. One of them is drinking WHISKY from a large bottle.

 

ALPINEMORRIS: You guys wanna "nip"?

 

OTHER HARDMAN: Meow!

 

ALPINEMORRIS rolls a fat blunt.

 

HUT DOOR OPENS <sfx of creaking door>

 

SCOTT'TERYX ENTERS. Loaded down with heavy pack full of digital cameras, diamox, wands, 3000m of fixed rope and guidebook.

 

SCOT'TERYX: Sure is a rough night huh. I was dying out there. I climbed Mt Si on Tuesday. Say, I saw someone climbing Liberty Ridge today. The guidebook says: "Many try this technical slog but few succeed." (sniffs) Hey what's that smell....

 

ALPINE MORRIS: Catnip. Wanna toke?

 

SCOT'TERYX: EEK! What about the COUGARS? ...

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Who is going to play Scot'Mart? The guy who does Erkel (to be diverse)? Or that Screech guy from the ill-fated "Saved by the Bell"?

 

Oh Oh, then there could be a flashback to Scot'arget's dad (played by Horseshack) talking to him about drugs.

 

[ 08-30-2002, 03:21 PM: Message edited by: Greg W ]

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ill-fated? that ran for like 4 years at least. screech was approaching 30 or something

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quote:

Originally posted by Greg W:

Or that Screech guy from the ill-fated "Saved by the Bell"?

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