bunglehead Posted August 27, 2004 Share Posted August 27, 2004 Okay, fellow Oregonians, consider these facts: Minnesota elected a pro wrestler for Governer ARNOLD is the gov of California. Reagan, who acted with a CHIMP was PRESIDENT. "Gopher" from "The Love Boat" was a representative. Clint Eastwood was mayor of Carmel. Sonny Bono was mayor of Palm Springs. (I'm sure there are more) Come ON, Oregon! Let's not be upstaged by these antics! It's TIME TO UP THE ANTE. I say we announce a recall of Kulongoski, who sucks anway, and try to get TANYA HARDING for Governor. Tanya had her opponent Kneecapped. She won't take shit from anybody! Let's start the campaign "TANYA HARDING FOR GOVERNOR" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rbw1966 Posted August 28, 2004 Share Posted August 28, 2004 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave_Schuldt Posted August 28, 2004 Share Posted August 28, 2004 Up here in Washington, we would like to give you Dino Rossi, republican canidate for guv. He is a stelth conservative. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
b-rock Posted August 30, 2004 Share Posted August 30, 2004 We have a governor? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shapp Posted August 30, 2004 Share Posted August 30, 2004 Wouldn't Ken Kesey be more appropriate for an Oregon governor? pr maybe Tommy Chong, I here is out of the pokey now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shapp Posted August 30, 2004 Share Posted August 30, 2004 Oops sorry, Tommy gets it, may Ken RIP Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bunglehead Posted August 30, 2004 Author Share Posted August 30, 2004 Yeah, but they're not as icky as Tonya. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dru Posted August 30, 2004 Share Posted August 30, 2004 Vote Alan Watts Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Camilo Posted August 30, 2004 Share Posted August 30, 2004 Tre Arrow! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bunglehead Posted August 30, 2004 Author Share Posted August 30, 2004 Come ON you guys. Yeah, we have stoners and stinky hippies and tree huggers, but if you've bothered to look at a map of Oregon, you'd notice we have a WHOOOLE LOTTA other types , too. If one were to venture beyond the insular towns with their own ideologies and subcultures suchs as Corvallis, Eugene, P-town, and what Bend has become, you'd see there's a whole rainbow of different types of people in Oregon. Just a few examples are: The Sweet Home Speed Freak, The Coos Bay Child Beater, The Prineville Cowboy/Redneck, The Grants Pass anti-guv'ment nut. The ennui filled Ashland Trust Fund Kid. The Cottage Grove unemployed logger. The Shaniko hay farmer. The Enterprise Bronze sculptor. The Salem Latino gang banger. The Brownsville stoner/organic farmer. The Coast Range freak. (Too many towns to mention) I'm sure a few of you can name at least a few others. Having somebody like Tommy Chong or Alan Watts are over simplified bookends of the spectrum. We need somebody who embodies all (or most) of the Oregon beyond the interstate (s?) resort towns, summer retreats and college towns. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iain Posted August 30, 2004 Share Posted August 30, 2004 Sweet Home isn't a town, it's a family. In addition, you'll never find a candidate with the requisite rusty AMC Hornet or Nova. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iain Posted August 30, 2004 Share Posted August 30, 2004 You forgot: The Junction City former Junction City Baseball Champion team member of 1977, now running plumbing store guy. The Estacada soiled sofa disposer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bunglehead Posted August 30, 2004 Author Share Posted August 30, 2004 Well, maybe we could get DeFazio to lend them his Dodge Dart he drives around in. I don't think it's rusty enough, though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rbw1966 Posted August 30, 2004 Share Posted August 30, 2004 DeFazio rides a bike Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bunglehead Posted August 30, 2004 Author Share Posted August 30, 2004 You forgot: The Junction City former Junction City Baseball Champion team member of 1977, now running plumbing store guy. The Estacada soiled sofa disposer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
markinore Posted August 31, 2004 Share Posted August 31, 2004 Damon Stoudamire. At least he would legalize pot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fejas Posted August 31, 2004 Share Posted August 31, 2004 How bout the Venita GayBasher, the Newport fish stench alky panhandler, the Lowell Neo-natzi hicks, the Oakridge sister-fuckin no teethed congragation of dispare, the Pendelton brick-weed pimp association, the Heppner I'm gonna be the best white 5'6" basketball player ever, The Kalamith Falls I'll cut you over that peanut on the bar Indian trash, the Medford i drive to the casino in my pinto and spend all my cash every weekend carpet salesmen, the Cristmas Valley I'll screw any thing that has a cock including that donckey across the street mini-mart slut, The Tilamuk I wade in shit and have a thing for dariy cows mexicano, The Warm springs i'm a white alky running from the law knockin up this fat indian sow to aviod geting my ass beat by her because i'm to stupid to be responsable...... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fejas Posted August 31, 2004 Share Posted August 31, 2004 Or how about the Eugene I when to colledge for writting/english and couldn't spell my way out of a 3rd grade spelling B.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bunglehead Posted August 31, 2004 Author Share Posted August 31, 2004 Fejas! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rbw1966 Posted August 31, 2004 Share Posted August 31, 2004 Fejas for guvernator Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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