Enuf politics. More monkey stories

[Stonehead]

...how 'bout a story about an irate primate?

 

Monkey bites boy in store

[Stonehead]

Gene blocking turns monkeys into workaholics

[specialed]

You're a monkey. Fuckin monkey.

[DPS]

I'm siding with the monkey on this one.

[bunglehead]

FUCKIN MONKIES ROCK. Except the HIV positive ones

[Stonehead]

 

"...today one in four Americans has some kind of mental illness, usually depression. One in four. Watch a basketball game. The odds are at least two of those people on the floor are mentally ill. Look around your house; if everybody else there seems okay, it's you."

 

(source:Inside the Monkeysphere)

[bunglehead]

So that's what the president looks like riding a pony.

[assmonkey]

Fuck you, monkeyfuckers.

 

http://www.iol.co.za/index.php?set_id=1&click_id=29&art_id=qw1092119402481H525

 

 

- a s s m o n k e y

[rbw1966]

I worked on a lawsuit involving a monkey that bit a little boy on an airplane. One of the creepiest cases I ever handled.

[Ricardo_Montalban]

Seidler...depends on the monkey to groom and bathe him

now that's creepy!