Best advice

[dberdinka]

Never mess with the

[cracked]

Self assisted pagetops are aid.

[dberdinka]

Nuttin wrong with a little aid

[terrible_ted]

from my school days:

 

Don't look into the x-ray with your remaining eye!

 

from the computing lab:

 

Jesus saves every 5 minutes!

 

CBS will appreciate:

 

The safety-conscious chemist always washes his hands before he pees!

 

-t

[ken4ord]

"All work no play make Jack a dull boy"

 

"There are no wrong decisions"

[riptorn]

"Suck it up Princess"

[cracked]

"There is no such thing as a stupid question, but there is such thing as a stupid person. "

 

"Don't fuck up."

[wally]

"Doctor said I would not get so many nose bleeds if I keep my finger out of there"

[randygoat]

I think Hemingway said this, and it goes something like this, excuse the butchering: Make sure you do everything you said you were going to do while getting drunk the night before. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut the next time.

 

-Still learning that one.

That one makes me think of a night in a bar after many pints of guiness and shots of Jaegermeister , I anounced to my friends I was going to do the first naked ascent of Race Brook Falls , that is a 3 pitch water fall in Massachusetts. Not very hard , but long enough to have some serious "shrinkage" at least. Never did get around to that project, though I thought about it once when I was there by myself once.

[alpinerock]

"Be sure to breath deep everyday, count your blessing, try to remedy your short-comings and wear a smile on your face."

- My Father

[alpinerock]

"The best climber is the one having the most fun."

- Alex Lowe

 

Not really advice but some words of wisdom.

[alpinerock]

Better to have people think you the fool then to open your mouth and prove them right.

 

-I forget who said it but what is important is I remebered it.

[dandan]

said to me while golfing, but I think it can be applied just about anywhere:

"don't get mad, you're not good enough to get mad"

[dukiebird]

From my dad when he dropped me off for college:

 

Don't get killed, don't get anyone pregnant, and have fun.

 

Best overall advice:

 

Never put your hand in your mouth, 'cause you know EXACTLY where its been...

[catbirdseat]

Better to have people think you the fool then to open your mouth and prove them right.

 

-I forget who said it but what is important is I remebered it.

I think it was Mark Twain who popularized it, but it's been around a very long time.

[AaronB]

"Whatever you do, take care of your shoes!" -Phish, thank you...you will be missed.

 

"When you've reached the end of your rope, tie a big knot and hang on!"

 

My friend and mentor Ryan Shreve, RIP

Corolary to the above: "If you can't tie a good knot, tie lots of them."

 

I've heard it this way "If you can't tie a knot, Tie ALOT"

[Lionel_Hutz]

I thought it was honest abe and went more like:

 

"It's better to be silent and have people think you're stupid, than to talk and have people know you're stupid"