dberdinka Posted July 1, 2004 Share Posted July 1, 2004 Never mess with the Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cracked Posted July 1, 2004 Share Posted July 1, 2004 Self assisted pagetops are aid. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dberdinka Posted July 1, 2004 Share Posted July 1, 2004 Nuttin wrong with a little aid Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
terrible_ted Posted July 1, 2004 Share Posted July 1, 2004 from my school days: Â Don't look into the x-ray with your remaining eye! Â from the computing lab: Â Jesus saves every 5 minutes! Â CBS will appreciate: Â The safety-conscious chemist always washes his hands before he pees! Â -t Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ken4ord Posted July 1, 2004 Share Posted July 1, 2004 "All work no play make Jack a dull boy" Â "There are no wrong decisions" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
riptorn Posted July 4, 2004 Share Posted July 4, 2004 "Suck it up Princess" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cracked Posted July 4, 2004 Share Posted July 4, 2004 "There is no such thing as a stupid question, but there is such thing as a stupid person. " Â "Don't fuck up." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wally Posted July 4, 2004 Share Posted July 4, 2004 "Doctor said I would not get so many nose bleeds if I keep my finger out of there" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
randygoat Posted July 5, 2004 Share Posted July 5, 2004 I think Hemingway said this, and it goes something like this, excuse the butchering: Make sure you do everything you said you were going to do while getting drunk the night before. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut the next time. Â -Still learning that one. That one makes me think of a night in a bar after many pints of guiness and shots of Jaegermeister , I anounced to my friends I was going to do the first naked ascent of Race Brook Falls , that is a 3 pitch water fall in Massachusetts. Not very hard , but long enough to have some serious "shrinkage" at least. Never did get around to that project, though I thought about it once when I was there by myself once. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alpinerock Posted July 5, 2004 Share Posted July 5, 2004 "Be sure to breath deep everyday, count your blessing, try to remedy your short-comings and wear a smile on your face." - My Father Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alpinerock Posted July 5, 2004 Share Posted July 5, 2004 "The best climber is the one having the most fun." - Alex Lowe  Not really advice but some words of wisdom. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alpinerock Posted July 5, 2004 Share Posted July 5, 2004 Better to have people think you the fool then to open your mouth and prove them right. Â -I forget who said it but what is important is I remebered it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dandan Posted July 5, 2004 Share Posted July 5, 2004 said to me while golfing, but I think it can be applied just about anywhere: "don't get mad, you're not good enough to get mad" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dukiebird Posted July 6, 2004 Share Posted July 6, 2004 From my dad when he dropped me off for college: Â Don't get killed, don't get anyone pregnant, and have fun. Â Best overall advice: Â Never put your hand in your mouth, 'cause you know EXACTLY where its been... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catbirdseat Posted July 6, 2004 Share Posted July 6, 2004 Better to have people think you the fool then to open your mouth and prove them right. -I forget who said it but what is important is I remebered it. I think it was Mark Twain who popularized it, but it's been around a very long time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AaronB Posted July 6, 2004 Share Posted July 6, 2004 "Whatever you do, take care of your shoes!" -Phish, thank you...you will be missed. Â "When you've reached the end of your rope, tie a big knot and hang on!" Â My friend and mentor Ryan Shreve, RIP Corolary to the above: "If you can't tie a good knot, tie lots of them." Â I've heard it this way "If you can't tie a knot, Tie ALOT" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lionel_Hutz Posted July 7, 2004 Share Posted July 7, 2004 I thought it was honest abe and went more like: Â "It's better to be silent and have people think you're stupid, than to talk and have people know you're stupid" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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