jja Posted June 14, 2004 Share Posted June 14, 2004 These demons followed us all the way down the trail trundling rocks on top of us. Even though I had a helmet I got tagged by a big one on the back of the neck Somebody needs to put the fear of humans back into these overgrown rodents with horns. I'm bringin' my glock next time I go up SCW - I figure I'll only have to dispatch one or two before they begin to get the message Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
olyclimber Posted June 14, 2004 Share Posted June 14, 2004 Thats a cute little baby goat there. What's it's name? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dru Posted June 14, 2004 Share Posted June 14, 2004 i see two Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
olyclimber Posted June 14, 2004 Share Posted June 14, 2004 i see two Oooohhhh! Twins! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
griz Posted June 14, 2004 Share Posted June 14, 2004 Start throwing the rocks back! Or just take a piss...They were probably hoping you'd take a leak so they could lick the salt out of it. I was hiking back to the S.F. of the Flathead River in Montana one time and had a salt crazed deer follow me for 6 miles. I came back to camp after some fishing to find him 3/4 of the way in my tent licking my sleeping bag . It was soaked with deer slobber. I picked up a rock and nailed the fucker hard. He didn't come back. Any bambi lovers who want to give me shit ...go screw yourself...I was 30+ miles from the nearest road and I'm not going to have a deer's antlers trash my tent there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bremerton_john Posted June 14, 2004 Share Posted June 14, 2004 You're not kidding! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dru Posted June 14, 2004 Share Posted June 14, 2004 what's up with the big goat's two-tone? and couldn't you trip it by yanking your rope up a bit? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bremerton_john Posted June 14, 2004 Share Posted June 14, 2004 It's cammo man. He blends in with the choss. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Billygoat Posted June 14, 2004 Share Posted June 14, 2004 I'll do a lot more than trundle your ass if you so much as throw a rock at my kidds.... (shedding Dru) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dru Posted June 14, 2004 Share Posted June 14, 2004 oh maybe... i figured that was where jja had hit with some dirt falcons Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bremerton_john Posted June 14, 2004 Share Posted June 14, 2004 That looks like the same goat? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dru Posted June 14, 2004 Share Posted June 14, 2004 you might be right. maybe there is only one goat Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Billygoat Posted June 14, 2004 Share Posted June 14, 2004 GuessWho... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bremerton_john Posted June 14, 2004 Share Posted June 14, 2004 That one looks like he got partly sheared. Someone out there is sportin' a pimpin' goat hat! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
layton Posted June 14, 2004 Share Posted June 14, 2004 be careful pacifying goats with urine. I had one soooo salt crazy that it drank my piss before it touched ground. no shit. let me just say I was too scared to stop pissing and run w/my johnson floppin and pissin everywhere. good way for a free goat B.J. i guess Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
layton Posted June 14, 2004 Share Posted June 14, 2004 i'm already regretting posting that. but i'll keep the post for future internet anthropologists and would be goat fuckers Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Billygoat Posted June 14, 2004 Share Posted June 14, 2004 Wait until we go climbing mikey.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
griz Posted June 14, 2004 Share Posted June 14, 2004 good way for a free goat B.J. i guess (awkward silence) too funny,dude. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jordop Posted June 14, 2004 Share Posted June 14, 2004 (edited) Quote This fucker is "cocky." Hung out at this exact same spot on Saturday, just slobberin for my piss Edited June 8, 2021 by jordop Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Billygoat Posted June 14, 2004 Share Posted June 14, 2004 He's dialed man Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Szyjakowski Posted June 14, 2004 Share Posted June 14, 2004 Somebody needs to put the fear of humans back into these overgrown rodents with horns. sux about the rock in the neck but those goats are badass creatures....think about it; they just scamper around and laugh it up at us humans.....i am sure they joke around mocking us with all our fancy equipment when they send 5.8 like its the obvious gully. yes, all they probably wanted was for you to piss off the edge for them so they are challenged when obtaining the salty granite grit licking pleasure. goats are cool, and humans are just jealous cuz they got mini grapling hooks for feet with stickier rubber than C4 version 2. play nice now tony tiger Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EWolfe Posted June 14, 2004 Share Posted June 14, 2004 Additional note: Distel is extra jealous cuzza the full pimpin' neckbeards. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catbirdseat Posted June 14, 2004 Share Posted June 14, 2004 I just bought a salt lick at the Monroe feed store. I'm going to break it up into chunks and brink a few with me in goat country. If I encounter one of those pests, I'll drop a chunk and that ought to keep 'em busy for a while. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thinker Posted June 14, 2004 Share Posted June 14, 2004 I just bought a salt lick at the Monroe feed store. I'm going to break it up into chunks and brink a few with me in goat country. If I encounter one of those pests, I'll drop a chunk and that ought to keep 'em busy for a while. And thus the 11th essential for any 'serious' alpine climbers pack.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dru Posted June 14, 2004 Share Posted June 14, 2004 horned goat Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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