cracked Posted May 14, 2004 Posted May 14, 2004 jjd, your signature is completely taken out of context and bastardizes the magnificent text from which it was taken. Quote
JoshK Posted May 14, 2004 Posted May 14, 2004 mmm...otter pops. Not as good as flinstones pushup pops tho, those are my fav. Quote
jjd Posted May 14, 2004 Posted May 14, 2004 jjd, your signature is completely taken out of context and bastardizes the magnificent text from which it was taken How do you figure that? Quote
jjd Posted May 14, 2004 Posted May 14, 2004 Otter Pops Haiku -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- whispers by moonlight catch her heart, her affections smooth as Louie-Bloo Short Kook in high heels bright strawberry polka dots. My, you're looking swell! nature's mysteries fall before Sir Issac Lime bespectacled force sing on, Poncho Punch, sharing epic tragedies pass the maracas! with her cold, pale pup waits Little Orphan Orange frozen tear descends royal apparel his Grapeness, Alexander Et tu, Louie-Bloo! frozen in slumber Rest In Peace, Rip van Lemon always on our tongues There once was an otter, Atilla, Whose luck with the women was killa. His foes, to be funny, Renamed him "The Honey" -- He trampled them all like Godzilla. Respectfully submitted by Kevin Hinshaw http://www.cs.washington.edu/homes/brad/op/arts.haiku.html Quote
cracked Posted May 14, 2004 Posted May 14, 2004 jjd, your signature is completely taken out of context and bastardizes the magnificent text from which it was taken How do you figure that? Cuz you don't give credit to Bonnie, duh! Without the juxtaposition of the characters, the quote becomes lame. Quote
Squid Posted May 14, 2004 Posted May 14, 2004 Otter Pops Haiku -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- whispers by moonlight catch her heart, her affections smooth as Louie-Bloo Short Kook in high heels bright strawberry polka dots. My, you're looking swell! nature's mysteries fall before Sir Issac Lime bespectacled force sing on, Poncho Punch, sharing epic tragedies pass the maracas! with her cold, pale pup waits Little Orphan Orange frozen tear descends royal apparel his Grapeness, Alexander Et tu, Louie-Bloo! frozen in slumber Rest In Peace, Rip van Lemon always on our tongues There once was an otter, Atilla, Whose luck with the women was killa. His foes, to be funny, Renamed him "The Honey" -- He trampled them all like Godzilla. Respectfully submitted by Kevin Hinshaw http://www.cs.washington.edu/homes/brad/op/arts.haiku.html Quote
jjd Posted May 14, 2004 Posted May 14, 2004 Cuz you don't give credit to Bonnie, duh! Without the juxtaposition of the characters, the quote becomes lame. The only people that know who GW Hayduke is will have read the book. Having read the book, they will understand the context from which it was taken. But, to satisfy anyone who would like the entire passage: "Gloves!" Hayduke demanded. "Gloves! No fucking monkey business without gloves!" So Doc bought everyone in the crew three pair each of top-quality buckskin gloves. "Sno-Seal!" He bought Sno-Seal. "Sidearms!" "No." "Guns!" "No." Peanut butter!" said Bonnie. "Guns and peanut butter!" Hayduke roared. "Peanut butter, yes. Guns, no." "We gotta defend our fucking selves." "No guns." Doc could be stubborn. "Them fuckers'll be shooting at us!" "No violence." "We gotta shoot back." "No bloodshed." The doctor stood fast. The Monkey Wrench Gang. Abbey, Edward. First Perennial Classics. 1975. Page 73. Quote
Skeezix Posted May 14, 2004 Posted May 14, 2004 Martlet is Kenneth, Norma's annoying boyfriend in This Boy's Life. Quote
fenderfour Posted May 15, 2004 Posted May 15, 2004 I was wondering why Martlet was such a dick, then I looked at his posts. He started out nice enough. It was the rest of you that started this childish mudslinging. Sorry. You created it, now you have to deal with it. Maybe he can teach you how to deal with playmates who don't share the same political stance. Now go out and CLIMB!!!!! Quote
Martlet Posted May 15, 2004 Posted May 15, 2004 I was wondering why Martlet was such a dick, then I looked at his posts. He started out nice enough. It was the rest of you that started this childish mudslinging. Sorry. You created it, now you have to deal with it. Maybe he can teach you how to deal with playmates who don't share the same political stance. Now go out and CLIMB!!!!! That's what I said! I'm a swell guy! Quote
icegirl Posted May 15, 2004 Posted May 15, 2004 I count 3 or 4 who've come forward in his defense... maybe even 5 or 6 if you count Doug and cracked sideways approval... slothrop? oh, wait make that 7, fenderfour... He accepted NOLSe's offer (to go bouldering) and invited him over to his local... heck, that one was even a "climbing related" post... Quote
Martlet Posted May 15, 2004 Posted May 15, 2004 I forgot to say.... NO You're a cat lady. Doesn't count. Quote
icegirl Posted May 15, 2004 Posted May 15, 2004 Oh, I forgot to add Scott_harpell... Bronco, you seemed to like him yesterday?! Quote
fenderfour Posted May 15, 2004 Posted May 15, 2004 Does it matter if we like Martlet? Did anyone really like Trask? Quote
Squid Posted May 15, 2004 Posted May 15, 2004 Not a fan...but I'm opposed to this sort of post. He's free to be as nasty as he wants to be. If you don't like it, ignore him. I'd much rather tolerate a jackass than remove their ability to speak. This is the one and only time I speak in favor of ***Martlet*** Quote
griz Posted May 15, 2004 Posted May 15, 2004 Agreed, the talk about banning Martlet pisses me of more than Martlet himself. He hasn't made threats to anyone,posted porn, called any gals the 'c' word... and he stays in spray. BFD. I basically ignore him now, as well, but that's my choice and to those who wish to argue w/ him ....that's yours. let's keep it that way. Quote
Martlet Posted May 15, 2004 Posted May 15, 2004 I love how you fucks always assume the rest of us actually want in... if that was the case why do you dicks have to spend so much each year on recruiting??? What was the theme for your homecoming dance this year? Midnight in Paris? What’s the matter? Didn’t get to go to any in high school? Does your frat get a bulk discount on Rohypnol? Don't be bitter. Not everyone gets accepted. It's ok. There's always the math club. Does this mean you don't want to go bouldering anymore? Quote
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