iain Posted February 24, 2004 Posted February 24, 2004 Be sure to report back with a density measurement: Fist/4-finger/1-finger/pencil/knife Quote
ken4ord Posted February 24, 2004 Posted February 24, 2004 is some one having a baby?? Â I was at a experimental film showing one night. One of the film was this woman having a baby. When I saw the babies head crowning, I let out a loud GACK!!! and about lost my dinner. Everybody in the place turned and looked at me, needless to say I couldn't watch the rest, for fear it might ruin my sex life. Â Crowning, hopefully never see that again. Quote
catbirdseat Posted February 24, 2004 Posted February 24, 2004 Be sure to report back with a density measurement: Fist/4-finger/1-finger/pencil/knife Eeewwwwhh! Quote
gapertimmy Posted February 24, 2004 Author Posted February 24, 2004 Be sure to report back with a density measurement: Fist/4-finger/1-finger/pencil/knife  Quote
gapertimmy Posted February 24, 2004 Author Posted February 24, 2004 unfortunately it was a ghost, the slope slid before i could perform a density test Quote
rbw1966 Posted February 24, 2004 Posted February 24, 2004 Ever drydocked? Thats when you place a layer of TP in the bowl on the surface of the water before dropping the barge off. It takes a careful assessment of density and turgidity before docking to insure enough TP has been pre-placed. Be sure and leave your engineering project unflushed for others to admire. Quote
gapertimmy Posted February 24, 2004 Author Posted February 24, 2004 i have had to deploy the reverse drydock, aka the shit chute. this involves placing a layer of paper over the water surface post shizzy. Â this is entirely handy for grabbing those darn goldfish that refuse to be flushed. the chute grabs the errant turds and sends them to their home. Quote
Fejas Posted February 24, 2004 Posted February 24, 2004 WTF! toilets in general are aid! Toilet paper too! just go outside shit in someones ski boot, then drag your ass in the snow till its clean. very refreshing.... Quote
gapertimmy Posted February 24, 2004 Author Posted February 24, 2004 as i have argued before, passing excrement can be enjoyable in a number of locations. i love shitting in the woods... good views, the smells of nature, my dog trying to eat my turd  but sometimes sitting on a nice shitter can be a truly relaxing endeavor. some people meditate, i shit, and i practice the art of fung-shitting. Quote
gapertimmy Posted February 24, 2004 Author Posted February 24, 2004 i love how poop threads always get 5 stars. Quote
Fejas Posted February 24, 2004 Posted February 24, 2004 as i have argued before, passing excrement can be enjoyable in a number of locations. i love shitting in the woods... good views, the smells of nature, my dog trying to eat my turd but sometimes sitting on a nice shitter can be a truly relaxing endeavor. some people meditate, i shit, and i practice the art of fung-shitting.  I like the Idea of a hanging shitter. Like a hamick chair with a hole in it, you could hang it from a tree in the park and drop coils on childeren, playing hide and seek, from great hieghts. Quote
Fejas Posted February 24, 2004 Posted February 24, 2004 dood needs a foot rest. he's gonna wear through his soles,not to mention get poop a over his pants. Â There is nothing like a good public poop! I pooped on the 14th hole of a golf course down in central point. Had a nice view to the hyway; the passing cars and golfers got a great kick out of it. aperantly I'm not supose to golf on that course any more... Quote
scrambled_legs Posted February 24, 2004 Posted February 24, 2004 Wow I'm reading this in a public library right now and am trying not to shit myself while laughing. Talk about strange looks. Â I'd like to contribute a little known pleasure called the "turtle head" You know the one, where it keeps popping its head out in public. Â Or how about the no wiper... these go hand in well... hopefully not hand. These are the shits where you work so hard that there is nothing but a solidified chunk of waste. Quote
scrambled_legs Posted February 24, 2004 Posted February 24, 2004 Speaking of Shit has everyone heard where this name originated? Â It actually came about when they used to ship large crates full of manure in ships. Well it turned out that the crates that were placed low in the bilge ended up getting wet. The wet manure released enough methane gas to cause several explosions aboard the ships. Some ships were even lost as a result of this. In order to not have this happen again, they started marking the crates Store High In Transit. This eventually got shortened to S.H.I.T. and hense we now have the clever Acronym Shit to describe this fascinating event. Quote
iain Posted February 24, 2004 Posted February 24, 2004 this is entirely handy for grabbing those darn goldfish that refuse to be flushed. the chute grabs the errant turds and sends them to their home. I think I saw this tip on martha stewart once after that segment on playing the stock market while baking crumpets. Quote
catbirdseat Posted February 24, 2004 Posted February 24, 2004 How bout poop? It came from the poop deck of ships. The officers would "take their ease" from a platform that extended over the transom from the poop deck. To take a wave over the stern is to be "pooped". Common sailors took their ease at the "heads", that is, seats located on either side of the bows. Quote
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