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is some one having a baby??

 

I was at a experimental film showing one night. One of the film was this woman having a baby. When I saw the babies head crowning, I let out a loud GACK!!! and about lost my dinner. Everybody in the place turned and looked at me, needless to say I couldn't watch the rest, for fear it might ruin my sex life.

 

Crowning, hopefully never see that again.

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Ever drydocked? Thats when you place a layer of TP in the bowl on the surface of the water before dropping the barge off. It takes a careful assessment of density and turgidity before docking to insure enough TP has been pre-placed. Be sure and leave your engineering project unflushed for others to admire.

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i have had to deploy the reverse drydock, aka the shit chute. this involves placing a layer of paper over the water surface post shizzy.

 

this is entirely handy for grabbing those darn goldfish that refuse to be flushed. the chute grabs the errant turds and sends them to their home.

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as i have argued before, passing excrement can be enjoyable in a number of locations. i love shitting in the woods... good views, the smells of nature, my dog trying to eat my turd

 

but sometimes sitting on a nice shitter can be a truly relaxing endeavor. some people meditate, i shit, and i practice the art of fung-shitting.

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as i have argued before, passing excrement can be enjoyable in a number of locations. i love shitting in the woods... good views, the smells of nature, my dog trying to eat my turd

 

but sometimes sitting on a nice shitter can be a truly relaxing endeavor. some people meditate, i shit, and i practice the art of fung-shitting.

 

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I like the Idea of a hanging shitter. Like a hamick chair with a hole in it, you could hang it from a tree in the park and drop coils on childeren, playing hide and seek, from great hieghts.

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dood needs a foot rest. he's gonna wear through his soles,not to mention get poop a over his pants.

 

There is nothing like a good public poop! I pooped on the 14th hole of a golf course down in central point. Had a nice view to the hyway; the passing cars and golfers got a great kick out of it. aperantly I'm not supose to golf on that course any more...

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Wow I'm reading this in a public library right now and am trying not to shit myself while laughing. Talk about strange looks.

 

I'd like to contribute a little known pleasure called the "turtle head" You know the one, where it keeps popping its head out in public.

 

Or how about the no wiper... these go hand in well... hopefully not hand. These are the shits where you work so hard that there is nothing but a solidified chunk of waste.

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Speaking of Shit has everyone heard where this name originated?

 

It actually came about when they used to ship large crates full of manure in ships. Well it turned out that the crates that were placed low in the bilge ended up getting wet. The wet manure released enough methane gas to cause several explosions aboard the ships. Some ships were even lost as a result of this. In order to not have this happen again, they started marking the crates Store High In Transit. This eventually got shortened to S.H.I.T. and hense we now have the clever Acronym Shit to describe this fascinating event.

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this is entirely handy for grabbing those darn goldfish that refuse to be flushed. the chute grabs the errant turds and sends them to their home.
I think I saw this tip on martha stewart once after that segment on playing the stock market while baking crumpets. thumbs_up.gif
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