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We need an "Average Climber" and "Joe Simpson" reality series on cc.com.

 

 

Average Climber

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10 randomly selected cascadeclimbers.com avatars (thats like 2 real people yo) vie for the affections of "super alpine buddie", live online. Oh wait, we already have chat.

 

Joe Simpson

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A spin-off of "Joe Millionaire" except there is no million. Not even a thou. Just a rack of cams and more gear than you can stuff into a trick Toyota PU. Still, the (real) women of cascadeclimbers.com all haggle over who gets to go out with the mystery man, debate over whether his rack of cams is really his or just borrowed, and whether they will get rope-gunned up something significant this season.

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We need an "Average Climber" and "Joe Simpson" reality series on cc.com.

Joe Simpson

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A spin-off of "Joe Millionaire" except there is no million. Not even a thou. Just a rack of cams and more gear than you can stuff into a trick Toyota PU. Still, the (real) women of cascadeclimbers.com all haggle over who gets to go out with the mystery man, debate over whether his rack of cams is really his or just borrowed, and whether they will get rope-gunned up something significant this season.

 

screw that. the real women of cc.com know better than to haggle over some mystery climber. we already know that the cams are borrowed, he spent his last dime on that rope and the tricked out toyota PU is a 1986 that barely runs and might get us to the parking lot....or NOT. the real women of cc.com are out haggling over who gets the next pitch. come on...we know better than to haggle over climbers. sheesh.

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screw that. the real women of cc.com know better than to haggle over some mystery climber. we already know that the cams are borrowed, he spent his last dime on that rope and the tricked out toyota PU is a 1986 that barely runs and might get us to the parking lot....or NOT. the real women of cc.com are out haggling over who gets the next pitch. come on...we know better than to haggle over climbers. sheesh.

 

yelrotflmao.gif True dat!

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ah, in average climber, all the guys get to take the girl out on climbs and try to impress her... Dinner on a port-a-ledge, boat ride to an ice climb, sunset over Grand Teton...

 

Minx, fern, ehm, whadda ya think, this is sounding much better than Joe-climber. Now if they give us the good leads, maybe we decide to "let" them take us climbing again. I can see it now, the scruffy one are first, then they are interrupted by a bunch of sporty gym rats in the latest prana fashions and lime green slippers.

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We need an "Average Climber" and "Joe Simpson" reality series on cc.com.

Joe Simpson

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A spin-off of "Joe Millionaire" except there is no million. Not even a thou. Just a rack of cams and more gear than you can stuff into a trick Toyota PU. Still, the (real) women of cascadeclimbers.com all haggle over who gets to go out with the mystery man, debate over whether his rack of cams is really his or just borrowed, and whether they will get rope-gunned up something significant this season.

 

screw that. the real women of cc.com know better than to haggle over some mystery climber. we already know that the cams are borrowed, he spent his last dime on that rope and the tricked out toyota PU is a 1986 that barely runs and might get us to the parking lot....or NOT. the real women of cc.com are out haggling over who gets the next pitch. come on...we know better than to haggle over climbers. sheesh.

TRUE DAT.. except I am a chicken shit leader.... wink.gif but I gotta practice to get better grin.gif
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