E-rock Posted January 12, 2004 Posted January 12, 2004 Already downloaded the Paris Hilton Sex Tape? I'll buy a copy off of you. I really want to see it but I don't want to have to register for a porn site. Paris Hilton is the hottest thing since Twiggy, man I gotta see that tape. Quote
slothrop Posted January 12, 2004 Posted January 12, 2004 She looks like a greyhound caught in the headlights. What are you talking about? Quote
RobBob Posted January 12, 2004 Posted January 12, 2004 copies all over usenet...or at least for the 30 seconds or so that I witnessed. It's got everything I don't like packaged in one place: Major dumb attention-seeker who has a figure like a chicken bone, shaved bald, talks on the phone while having sex. If she were the last chick on Earth, I'd commit Sepuku today. Quote
allthumbs Posted January 12, 2004 Posted January 12, 2004 just checkout any skinny, hairless poon on the net and cut & paste Paris' head on the body. she's just another hole in my opinion, but whatever floats yer boat. Quote
sk Posted January 12, 2004 Posted January 12, 2004 I saw it, it realy wasn't that interesting or even titilating at all. I have seen national geographic episodes that got me hotter. Quote
allthumbs Posted January 12, 2004 Posted January 12, 2004 I know Muffy, those chimps know how to rock Quote
sk Posted January 12, 2004 Posted January 12, 2004 I know Muffy, those chimps know how to rock certinly more than paris hilton Quote
lummox Posted January 12, 2004 Posted January 12, 2004 I have seen national geographic episodes that got me hotter. i like you. Quote
iain Posted January 12, 2004 Posted January 12, 2004 BUT how about that show on TLC documenting a shift in the ER? I SWEAR in this one scene where they are giving cpr to this fat guy and his wife is going all nuts and stuff...in the background, a little blurred but clear enough, you can see an old lady being treated for a fall in the kitchen... and for a brief second I do believe you can see her left jug. ohhh nelly Quote
allthumbs Posted January 12, 2004 Posted January 12, 2004 why are you looking at an old lady iain? Quote
iain Posted January 12, 2004 Posted January 12, 2004 my post was a supposedly humorous exaggeration to illustrate the pitiful display of desperation from the pop culture porn hounds in this thread. Quote
allthumbs Posted January 12, 2004 Posted January 12, 2004 I think you're into granny porn and are backpedaling. Quote
iain Posted January 12, 2004 Posted January 12, 2004 guilty. I flog off to the california raisins Quote
allthumbs Posted January 12, 2004 Posted January 12, 2004 hahaha, shit, you're so flustered now you're double-posting. fag Quote
iain Posted January 12, 2004 Posted January 12, 2004 yeah you best lay down some plastic tarps if the golden girls comes on. Quote
allthumbs Posted January 12, 2004 Posted January 12, 2004 I think Aunt Bee has some Iaxxx in her bonnet. bwahaahaha Quote
Cpt.Caveman Posted January 13, 2004 Posted January 13, 2004 after reading this thread I can only assume that muff paris hilton and 3 chimps shagged for a movie. Â Where's the goods. Quote
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