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lummox said:

i am curious: how do super fat people reach around their big ass and thighs to wipe the shit off their hole?

Ya and how and the hell can they actually pass the driving test? I have seen some heffers here on the north end of the state that have the seat all the way back and the steering wheel still is pressed into their gut!!!

 

Had a woman sit next to me on a flight from Anchorage to Seattle. She started to lift the arm rest up so her fat could slide over on to me. I looked at her and told her that the arm rest was staying down. She rang the attendant and told them she wanted the arm rest up and I was not being nice about. I told the attendant that I did not pay to have her body spilling onto me for the next 3.5 hours!!! They could 1. remove the woman or me to another seat. 2 remove the woman for another flight. 3. remove me and give me a free flight the next time around. They found her an empty seat. Like my quote says I am an ass hole but most ass holes like me. Several people told me that they felt like me but lacked the guts to say anything.

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sisu_suomi said:

lummox said:

i am curious: how do super fat people reach around their big ass and thighs to wipe the shit off their hole?

Ya and how and the hell can they actually pass the driving test? I have seen some heffers here on the north end of the state that have the seat all the way back and the steering wheel still is pressed into their gut!!!

 

Had a woman sit next to me on a flight from Anchorage to Seattle. She started to lift the arm rest up so her fat could slide over on to me. I looked at her and told her that the arm rest was staying down. She rang the attendant and told them she wanted the arm rest up and I was not being nice about. I told the attendant that I did not pay to have her body spilling onto me for the next 3.5 hours!!! They could 1. remove the woman or me to another seat. 2 remove the woman for another flight. 3. remove me and give me a free flight the next time around. They found her an empty seat. Like my quote says I am an ass hole but most ass holes like me. Several people told me that they felt like me but lacked the guts to say anything.

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