scot'teryx Posted November 12, 2003 Share Posted November 12, 2003 You know you're a boulderer when: Yummy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Distel32 Posted November 12, 2003 Share Posted November 12, 2003 OH MY GOD SPECIALED YOU FAQIN' HILARIOUS! at least try and be creative dude. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whirlwind Posted November 12, 2003 Share Posted November 12, 2003 Dr_Flash_Amazing said: RuMR said: Ursa_Eagle said: or just eat at the diner Whatever?!? We just open the cage, take the trad climber out and make him cook us dinner...then we put him back after he does the dishes... Word, sports climbers don't give a fuck, yo! Smack them crack slackers up and make 'em carry your stick clip is how the DFA posse works it. They start to get fussy, you just give 'em some tape and they keep themselves occupied making tape gloves for the next two hours, an' if they try to leave, you just clip one of their Birkenstocks to the third bolt of Toxic where they'll never get it back. And if they want it back? Hell yeah, they're cookin' you dinner if they want that shit back, 'cause you're gonna have to climb up there an' get it for 'em! Fuckin' A right! toxic sounds hard for u sport climbers, us trad climbers would just top out on some cool crack and rap down the route to get it, then cook some shit up on the old colmen, while u all enjoy cold chily straight out of the can. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
specialed Posted November 12, 2003 Share Posted November 12, 2003 Distel32 said: OH MY GOD SPECIALED YOU FAQIN' HILARIOUS! at least try and be creative dude. Right. Nothing says creative like spending ten hours on a four foot high chalk-covered piece of choss. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Distel32 Posted November 12, 2003 Share Posted November 12, 2003 yeah, squamish is pretty chossy, so is this beautiful eastern sierra grnaite, and bomber sandstone too. I'll probably quit bouldering soon, rock just isn't solid Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whirlwind Posted November 12, 2003 Share Posted November 12, 2003 squamish boulders are choss that have fallen off the chief. therefore boulders are bottom feeders, they get the left overs Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
specialed Posted November 12, 2003 Share Posted November 12, 2003 Truth hurts huh? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Distel32 Posted November 12, 2003 Share Posted November 12, 2003 dude please tell me again those boulders are choss. They are soooooo solid. There is one flexing hold in the entire forest. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
specialed Posted November 12, 2003 Share Posted November 12, 2003 Distel32 said: dude please tell me again those boulders are choss. They are soooooo solid. There is one flexing hold in the entire forest. And I'm sure you know EXACTLY where it is Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Distel32 Posted November 12, 2003 Share Posted November 12, 2003 The huge flake on tatonka baby, sketchy for sure Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whirlwind Posted November 12, 2003 Share Posted November 12, 2003 choss choss choss ...... its all just scrap from the tradmans table Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bobbyperu Posted November 12, 2003 Share Posted November 12, 2003 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Distel32 Posted November 12, 2003 Share Posted November 12, 2003 chossy...... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
minx Posted November 12, 2003 Share Posted November 12, 2003 wirlwind said: dam i'm not a trad climber yet i still havn't had sex on a belay ledge. .. that's b/c you haven't been wearing your kilt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dru Posted November 12, 2003 Share Posted November 12, 2003 trad climber... sex on a belay ledge... sounds more like mountaineers cuz you dont find sheep or goats on many squamish ledges.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
specialed Posted November 12, 2003 Share Posted November 12, 2003 minx said: wirlwind said: dam i'm not a trad climber yet i still havn't had sex on a belay ledge. .. that's b/c you haven't been wearing your kilt Hypothetically speaking, if I were to wear a kilt climbing, where exactly would my harness go? 'spose I could put it under the whole thing. Though I think I'd laugh too hard putting it on, and if I whipped upside down my partner would probably be laughing too hard to catch me. So I guess a kilt is "way trad" 'cause you just gotta wear a swami belt with it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
minx Posted November 12, 2003 Share Posted November 12, 2003 specialed said: minx said: wirlwind said: dam i'm not a trad climber yet i still havn't had sex on a belay ledge. .. that's b/c you haven't been wearing your kilt Hypothetically speaking, if I were to wear a kilt climbing, where exactly would my harness go? 'spose I could put it under the whole thing. Though I think I'd laugh too hard putting it on, and if I whipped upside down my partner would probably be laughing too hard to catch me. So I guess a kilt is "way trad" 'cause you just gotta wear a swami belt with it. it's irrelevant. it only applies to wirlwind but nothing says studly like a man in a skirt...er..kilt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dru Posted November 12, 2003 Share Posted November 12, 2003 Distel32 said: The huge flake on tatonka baby, sketchy for sure hey now look at the hold that broke off sloppy poppy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sk Posted November 12, 2003 Share Posted November 12, 2003 minx said: specialed said: minx said: wirlwind said: dam i'm not a trad climber yet i still havn't had sex on a belay ledge. .. that's b/c you haven't been wearing your kilt Hypothetically speaking, if I were to wear a kilt climbing, where exactly would my harness go? 'spose I could put it under the whole thing. Though I think I'd laugh too hard putting it on, and if I whipped upside down my partner would probably be laughing too hard to catch me. So I guess a kilt is "way trad" 'cause you just gotta wear a swami belt with it. it's irrelevant. it only applies to wirlwind but nothing says studly like a man in a skirt...er..kilt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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