allthumbs Posted October 29, 2003 Share Posted October 29, 2003 - Ballparks now let fans order food by cell phone. No more need to make that arduous hike to the concession stand or even to raise an arm to flag the peanut guy! - Campbell's Soup at Hand, packaged in insulated sipping cups. Who has the energy to keep hoisting a spoon? - Talking caller ID, now on many high-end phones. Pity the poor soul who has to look to see who's calling. - The remote control living room: lights, fireplace, fan, venetian blinds. Ugh! You still have to push all those buttons. - Pooper-scooper services: When doody calls (in Central New Jersey) clears your pooch's yard mines while you eat or watch TV, or both. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catbirdseat Posted October 29, 2003 Share Posted October 29, 2003 Uh, who was it that said he sends his daughter to the refrigerator for beers on Saturday? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rr666 Posted October 29, 2003 Share Posted October 29, 2003 I'm too lazy to lift my beer mug to my mouth, thank God those hydration bladders were invented!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
allthumbs Posted October 29, 2003 Author Share Posted October 29, 2003 rr666 said: I'm too lazy to lift my beer mug to my mouth, thank God those hydration bladders were invented!! no shit, but where can I get a new bite valve? my flow rate is too low Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rr666 Posted October 29, 2003 Share Posted October 29, 2003 trask said: rr666 said: I'm too lazy to lift my beer mug to my mouth, thank God those hydration bladders were invented!! no shit, but where can I get a new bite valve? my flow rate is too low Just rip it off, then you get lots of flow Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vegetablebelay Posted October 29, 2003 Share Posted October 29, 2003 A guy here at work has a wireless headset that a button you can push that remotely lifts the receiver on the phone to answer the phone when it rings. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dru Posted October 29, 2003 Share Posted October 29, 2003 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lummox Posted October 29, 2003 Share Posted October 29, 2003 Dru said: thatz some booty. day-am! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JayB Posted October 29, 2003 Share Posted October 29, 2003 Dru said: Canadian Swimsuit models. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jordop Posted October 29, 2003 Share Posted October 29, 2003 People spend ALL day on the internet talking about climbing Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ridehikeclimbski Posted October 30, 2003 Share Posted October 30, 2003 rr666 said: trask said: rr666 said: I'm too lazy to lift my beer mug to my mouth, thank God those hydration bladders were invented!! no shit, but where can I get a new bite valve? my flow rate is too low Just rip it off, then you get lots of flow Sit on the bladder for more liters per minute of beer ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beck Posted October 30, 2003 Share Posted October 30, 2003 it's called....beer bong! to heck with the hydration bladders! I used to run around out in the mountains of Nevada with a canteen of water and a canteen of tequila. This was pre hydration bladder days or I would have made up some nice iced margaritas for the run. A camelback with a margarita bladder and a water bladder side by side... perfect for canyoneering! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
allthumbs Posted October 30, 2003 Author Share Posted October 30, 2003 Thanks for the tip, Beck. I knew when it came to the subject of alcohol, you'd come through in spades. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr_Flash_Amazing Posted October 30, 2003 Share Posted October 30, 2003 Beck said: it's called....beer bong! to heck with the hydration bladders! if I want some beer I don't wanna hear 'bout how I missed the show 'cause I drink too slow so pass me the beer bong won't take very long for me to put down this torpedo to the ground (chorus:) 'cause drinking beer's too slow! Beer bong's the way to GO! TO GO! Don't drink too SLOOWWW! if I want some beer I don't wanna hear 'bout how I missed the show 'cause I drink too slow so pass me the beer bong won't take very long for me to put down this torpedo to the ground (chorus) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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