fern Posted October 18, 2003 Share Posted October 18, 2003 I just destroyed a 10" power mitre saw ... oops. perhaps today is a better day for baking than carpentry, I will try not to burn my cookies what tools have you destroyed? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
allthumbs Posted October 18, 2003 Share Posted October 18, 2003 loaded question Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snoboy Posted October 18, 2003 Share Posted October 18, 2003 You should bring me cookies if you don't burn them! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bunglehead Posted October 18, 2003 Share Posted October 18, 2003 Well, my brother fucking burned out my new drill once as he was trying to drill through some diamond hard piece of old growth. "Dude, you're gonna burn my drill out trying to drill through that. It's never gonna work" "Relax bro, I know what I'm doing" "Dude!! come on, you're tweaking my drill, I can hear it!" (sound of very strained drill, followed by a wisp of smoke and the smell of burning rotor coils) "DUDE! STOP!!! MY FUCKING DRILL!!!!" "Sorry bro. Here" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dru Posted October 18, 2003 Share Posted October 18, 2003 snoboy said: You should bring me cookies if you don't burn them! or me - i'm stuck at work on a weekend and despite advertising it is not raining outside Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
minx Posted October 18, 2003 Share Posted October 18, 2003 it could at least have the courtesy to rain hear since i'm not at smith pass the cookies! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
allthumbs Posted October 18, 2003 Share Posted October 18, 2003 tie me up and slap my ass Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EWolfe Posted October 19, 2003 Share Posted October 19, 2003 Trask, you are getting slow in your old age. The hymen... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
E-rock Posted October 19, 2003 Share Posted October 19, 2003 In my 10+ years of sexual activity I have never encountered a hymen. Sluts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catbirdseat Posted October 19, 2003 Share Posted October 19, 2003 E-rock said: In my 10+ years of sexual activity I have never encountered a hymen. Sluts. There's a good reason for that... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catbirdseat Posted October 19, 2003 Share Posted October 19, 2003 Reminds me of my brother. This is the brother who likes to stress test everything. He has broken numerous pencils trying to determine exactly how far they will bend before they break. I once left my watch on the counter. My brother was sitting on a bar stoor playing with the watch band, twisting it this way and that. "Put it down, you're going to break it". "No I'm not... oops". "Here you go". So now he is a doctor. "Does that hurt?". "No". "Does THAT hurt" "Yes!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sk Posted October 19, 2003 Share Posted October 19, 2003 minx said: it could at least have the courtesy to rain hear since i'm not at smith pass the cookies! if it would have had the curtisy to rain today.... I would have only had half as much to do it should only rain on non climbing weekends Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charlie Posted October 20, 2003 Share Posted October 20, 2003 I was going 90 on the freeway today on my motorcycle. When I reached my destination, I realized the whole time I had a nail straight through my rear tire. . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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