Formaldehead Posted October 9, 2003 Posted October 9, 2003 Is it just me, or does anyone else feel bitter towards the "Trustafarians", a caste of silver-spoon fed somewhat dirty nomads who live off of their parents wealth, and do all the cool things I want to do while I'm at work? And why do they all have dreadlocks? Quote
allthumbs Posted October 9, 2003 Posted October 9, 2003 Trust fund using, gucci wearing, latest mobile owning, £4-a-pint paying, Who Wants To Be A Millionaire winning, polo playing, landowning, fox hunting, palmtop tapping, Prada buying, convertible driving, met bar dwelling, titanic dining, zara phillips shagging, oxbridge studying, eton buggering, goa patronising, infomedia working, kensington townhouse / notting hill flat renting, face reading, hugh grant adoring, tepee owning, regatta boating, pimms drinking, groucho going, bbc newsreading, dj dating, Tate Modern straddling, architecture debating, yacht purchasing, lottery winning, Phil Collins listening, servant beating, ping pong ball in mouth talking, inbred family planning, royal loving, croquet on the lawn playing, silver spoon grabbing, non working, range rover in town driving, black tie dinner attending, Nigella Lawson style dinner party throwing, fur coat wearing, Klosters ski holidaying, racehorse owning, kenya safariing, Dodi dating, rifle shooting, pheasant murdering, Stringfellows clubbing, Evian bathing, pittance taxpaying, conglomerate running, capitalism felching, back stabbing, ooh doesn't the ambassador have wonderful fucking chocolates at his parties stating, Tory voting, Mail / Telegraph / Times reading, Thatcher loving, corgi breeding, chandelier swinging, coke sniffing, opera and ballet attending, hypocritically churchgoing, bidet arse washing, Manchester Bastard United supporting, £10 bottle of wine chugging, Jeffrey Archer reading, Nasty Nick's book buying, normal people shafting, vespa riding, spin doctoring, Albarn dating, Tara Palmer Tompkinson co-ligging, utter, utter scumfucks. I LIKE 'EM Quote
RobBob Posted October 9, 2003 Posted October 9, 2003 wild oats/whole foods shopping, wto-protesting, fly-my-GSIV-whilst-condemning-SUVs, "drop acid/be natural," pussnutz Quote
Billygoat Posted October 9, 2003 Posted October 9, 2003 Cause they can and you would too, if you were so lucky. Gets back to that whole wealth accumulation thing and the non-class class struggle in this country. Someone has to be pretty greedy and ruthless to pocket that much dough. Poor working class republicans have it so wrong. They are just more afraid of gays, abortion and the little brown, yellow, black and red people than the rich white guys sticking it to them from behind. Let's see if that gets deleted.... Quote
RobBob Posted October 9, 2003 Posted October 9, 2003 They are just more afraid of gays, abortion and the little brown, yellow, black and red people than the rich white guys sticking it to them from behind. Q: what do you call a white guy who aspires to be rich but ain't afraid of gays, abortion, and little people of all backgrounds? Quote
Billygoat Posted October 9, 2003 Posted October 9, 2003 Ya got that right Trasky, even if it has a strongly british bent to it. You forgot; can afford a heroin habit shooting, but I'm a nazi vegan and your not attitude... Quote
Formaldehead Posted October 9, 2003 Author Posted October 9, 2003 Dude...it's cool...were going to drive down to Patagonia this winter...should be cool... Quote
erik Posted October 9, 2003 Posted October 9, 2003 i just find out how i can manipulate them and take what i can from them. Quote
allthumbs Posted October 9, 2003 Posted October 9, 2003 erik said: i just find out how i can manipulate them and take what i can from them. yeah, you're the real deal, eric Quote
Billygoat Posted October 9, 2003 Posted October 9, 2003 Damn, got nixed. Nobody wants to talk about the rainbow coalition of the peoples of the world?! Or is it, somebody doesn't want to talk about white guys.... Quote
Billygoat Posted October 9, 2003 Posted October 9, 2003 RobBob said: They are just more afraid of gays, abortion and the little brown, yellow, black and red people than the rich white guys sticking it to them from behind. Q: what do you call a white guy who aspires to be rich but ain't afraid of gays, abortion, and little people of all backgrounds? A) A capitalist. That's the marketplace Bubba... Quote
Formaldehead Posted October 9, 2003 Author Posted October 9, 2003 Dude...let's go to Antarctica to boulder. You can't afford $60,000 for the airfare? DUDE! Bummer! Quote
bunglehead Posted October 9, 2003 Posted October 9, 2003 Trustafarians SUCK. There used to be a shitload of 'em down here in hippie central (Eugene), but Jerry died and they all moved to Vermont to listen to Phish. Q: How many deadheads does it take to change a light bulb? A: None, they just wait til it burns out and then follow it around the country. Quote
Formaldehead Posted October 9, 2003 Author Posted October 9, 2003 Want my car? I'll give it to you if you need it. I can get another one. Quote
Billygoat Posted October 9, 2003 Posted October 9, 2003 Q: What do you call an American who makes less than $500,000 a year and has a net worth of less than 2 million who thinks George the Younger is here to help him out? Quote
Formaldehead Posted October 9, 2003 Author Posted October 9, 2003 We should totally start a llama farm. Totally. Quote
Billygoat Posted October 9, 2003 Posted October 9, 2003 Formy, That is some funny shit Normally I would just say that is steroetyping (which it is) but I have lived in Boulder, Crested Butte and Telluride long enough to verify your worst fears. They, for the most part are really sweet and giving people (except the Nazi Vegan types) but it is a little rough to hang with them sometimes. That is one of the reasons we are raising our kid here. Just so you know, they are only the patchouli smelling tip of the iceberg, There are so many around you and most of them dress down, from the lift-op that drives a 40k SUV to the kid that took over the Family business but has other people run it because he is too busy off-road racing down in Baja.... Quote
bunglehead Posted October 9, 2003 Posted October 9, 2003 Billygoat said: Formy, That is some funny shit Normally I would just say that is steroetyping (which it is) but I live in Boulder, Crested Butte and Telluride long enough to verify your worst fears. They, for the most part are really sweet and giving people (except the Nazi Vegan types) but it is a little rough to hang with them sometimes. That is one of the reasons we are raising our kid here. Just so you know, they are only the patchouli smelling tip of the iceberg, There are so many around you and most of them dress down, from the lift-op that drives a 40k SUV to the kid that took over the Family business but has other peole run it because he is too busy racing off road down in Baja.... That's one of the reasons I left Boulder myself. Seemed like the town went from mellow to insane in a couple years. (Of course, the "trustas" were just part of that problem) Quote
Billygoat Posted October 9, 2003 Posted October 9, 2003 It just blows me away how much money a lot of these families have. At least these Trustafarians are redistributing it back to some of us. they do spend freely. It is their parents who hoard and support Bush IMHO Quote
bunglehead Posted October 9, 2003 Posted October 9, 2003 NO SHIT. Where the fuck did they aquire all of the wealth? Right place at the right time? Attorneys? The only sad thing I've witnessed is that the older some trustas get, the more they begin fixating on money. Money's not inherently evil, but it's easy to get caught up in it's potential to corrupt. (Wow, sorry) Quote
Billygoat Posted October 9, 2003 Posted October 9, 2003 The town was totally cool until about '87. But I think that the money has always been there. People are just flashing it more. The Trustafarians are eschewing their parents wealth and beliefs yet are totally (generalization) dependent upon graciousness from home. That's what makes them prone to satire. Quote
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