Dwayner Posted February 25, 2002 Posted February 25, 2002 Supermodels love climbers. I used to date supermodels exclusively, but then I got tired of the eccentricities...expensive dinners offered to "the facilities" minutes after consumption, the constant preening, the mood-swings, the phonecalls at 3 AM, etc. I've recently run across a news item that yet again reinforces why climbers should NOT date supermodels: "Kate's stolen anus: Art is arse." British artists Jake and Dinos Chapman are reported to have had a break-in at their East London studio. Missing from the studio are a number of close up medical-style photos of famous models' anuses, among them Kate Moss's. The pictures were taken were taken with permission of the models and were to form the basis of a new artwork. Anyone being offered a large photo of the Moss ringpiece should phone the police." Hey! I just got another great auction idea for raising money for the access fund!!!! Quote
Doug Posted February 25, 2002 Posted February 25, 2002 What a wonderful idea. Have authors sit in ink and autograph their books with their asterick * . How special. You think Joe Simpson's may have a permanent pucker to it? And what about Big Lou? Think his would fit on the average page? Quote
jblakley Posted February 25, 2002 Posted February 25, 2002 There was another stolen celebrity sphincter. As it turns out this one was very cleverly hidden. It turns out that Rosanne Arnolds anus-scape was actually Crater Lake. Arnolds legal team is currently in litigation with the Federal Parks people to have this so called "landmark" returned to the rightful owner. No word yet on how the feds plan to fill the "void". Quote
Dru Posted February 25, 2002 Posted February 25, 2002 I hear Ray Borbon peed in Crater Lake once. Quote
jblakley Posted February 25, 2002 Posted February 25, 2002 That makes sense because I heard Rosanne Arnold peed in Ray Borbon once. That's kind of a beautiful cycle of life vibe eh? Quote
gapertimmy Posted February 25, 2002 Posted February 25, 2002 quote: Originally posted by Dru: I hear Ray Borbon peed in Crater Lake once. who's ray borbon? Quote
jon Posted February 25, 2002 Posted February 25, 2002 Crap, I just broke my scanner sitting on it, how am I going to explain this to my boss. Quote
Dru Posted February 25, 2002 Posted February 25, 2002 quote: Originally posted by TIMM@Y: who's ray borbon? an avatar.... Quote
rodeo Posted February 25, 2002 Posted February 25, 2002 When did he start flying planes? I thought he was a computer dude or something like that? (--Climb on,,, Quote
Dru Posted February 25, 2002 Posted February 25, 2002 quote: Originally posted by rodeo: When did he start flying planes? I thought he was a computer dude or something like that?(--Climb on,,, You're thinking of piolets. Quote
Dwayner Posted February 26, 2002 Author Posted February 26, 2002 O.K. So this ain't exactly Kate Moss's, but it's close enough, I suppose: Celebrity Starfish Quote
max Posted February 26, 2002 Posted February 26, 2002 quote: Originally posted by Doug: And what about Big Lou? Think his would fit on the average page? Are you saying he's a big asshole? Shame on you! Quote
Doug Posted February 26, 2002 Posted February 26, 2002 quote: Originally posted by max: Are you saying he's a big asshole? Shame on you! Oh God No!! Big Lou is just, well he's Big Lou. He's a swell guy! If you dig far enough back you'll see that He is so big that...... Quote
Dwayner Posted February 28, 2002 Author Posted February 28, 2002 Good news! The missing photo's of Kate Moss's starfish have been located....in the summit register of Exit 38. Darn freaky sport-climbers! Quote
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