EWolfe Posted September 10, 2003 Posted September 10, 2003 This is actually a post about Lummox- part of the self-deprecating series... Quote
catbirdseat Posted September 10, 2003 Posted September 10, 2003 I thought it was the self-defacating series. Quote
PONCHO&LEFTY Posted September 10, 2003 Posted September 10, 2003 I have a friend who stand wipes Quote
sobo Posted September 10, 2003 Posted September 10, 2003 PONCHO&LEFTY said: I have a friend who stand wipes And you would know this... how? Quote
sobo Posted September 10, 2003 Posted September 10, 2003 Whatiwannaknow is, why do wimmin use so goddamn much TP in the course of a shit? Before I got married, I could make a roll last for a week to 10 days. With a woman in the house, it's a roll every other day or some shizz. What up wit dat? Quote
Off_White Posted September 10, 2003 Posted September 10, 2003 Sobo, we would know this how? Perhaps its an individual thing, not a fundamental characteristic of all women. Quote
RobBob Posted September 10, 2003 Posted September 10, 2003 he forgets that they wipe for #1 too. Quote
Scott_J Posted September 10, 2003 Posted September 10, 2003 I figured all the greenies on this site would use the "Ahab the Arab" hand wipe routine and clean off in sand and a little water. Quote
Off_White Posted September 10, 2003 Posted September 10, 2003 sisu_suomi said: I figured all the greenies on this site would use the "Ahab the Arab" hand wipe routine and clean off in sand and a little water. Only before making your fruit salad, honey. Quote
RobBob Posted September 10, 2003 Posted September 10, 2003 sisu, My welsh buddy said that the reason that his grandfather despised the French was because in WWI he watched them wipe their arses with their thumbs! Quote
lummox Posted September 10, 2003 Author Posted September 10, 2003 i fold. and wipe till theres no more brown. Quote
Scott_J Posted September 10, 2003 Posted September 10, 2003 RobBob said: sisu, My welsh buddy said that the reason that his grandfather despised the French was because in WWI he watched them wipe their arses with their thumbs! hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha, god damn I nearly shit myself on that one! Quote
Ursa_Eagle Posted September 10, 2003 Posted September 10, 2003 sisu_suomi said: hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha, god damn I nearly shit myself on that one! well, I guess in the context of this thread, that would be appropriate... Quote
lummox Posted September 10, 2003 Author Posted September 10, 2003 so far the results of this nonscientific study show 85% of cc.comers fold. not so interestingly about 45% of the american population folds. the rest are scrunchers. who knows what it all means. Quote
sobo Posted September 11, 2003 Posted September 11, 2003 Off_White said: Sobo, we would know this how? Perhaps its an individual thing, not a fundamental characteristic of all women. Well, in answer to your question... Anyone who shares living space with a female (human) would immediately notice the increased consumption of TP upon shackin' up, if indeed she was inclined to consume inordinate amounts of the cellulose substance. And secondly, I have participated in several conversations over the years with guys bitchin' about their wife/gf/SO using "so goddamn much toilet paper" that I think it is more of a fundamental characteristic than an individual one. That's just my take. I recall vividly the ramblings of a construction worker on a large project several years ago, who lamented the fact that his wife used so much TP that they went through a roll a day. He described, in great detail, how his wife would weave a "shit mitt", as he termed it, of toilet paper around her hand, consuming several feet of TP at a time, wipe only once with the construction, then discard. She would then repeat the procedure until no brown remained. He claimed that she was responsible for the decimation of the South American rain forests with her TP habit. Quote
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