chris_w Posted July 16, 2003 Posted July 16, 2003 For you coffee drinkers, let the Oracle of starbucks tell you about your personality. www.buttafly.com/starbucks/index.php Quote
Greg_W Posted July 16, 2003 Posted July 16, 2003 Apparently, most iced mocha drinkers are strippers. huh. Quote
allthumbs Posted July 16, 2003 Posted July 16, 2003 All people who drink 16 oz Tazo Chai Crème are potheads and strippers. Quote
minx Posted July 16, 2003 Posted July 16, 2003 i wonder what the oracles says about me? i can't even get the link to work Quote
allthumbs Posted July 16, 2003 Posted July 16, 2003 minx, tell me what you drink (incld. ozs.) and I'll tell you what it says. Quote
Fejas Posted July 16, 2003 Posted July 16, 2003 Any type of mocha drinker is a stripper according to this fine oricle of butt cheeze.... Quote
Fejas Posted July 16, 2003 Posted July 16, 2003 Hey trask, jack kinda fits your avitar personality... but what movie is the pic from? It would be perfact if it was from as good as it gets... Quote
Dr_Flash_Amazing Posted July 17, 2003 Posted July 17, 2003 "Personality type: Lame You're a simple person with modest tastes and a reasonable lifestyle. In other words, you're boring. Going to Starbucks makes you feel sophisticated; you'd like to be snooty and order an espresso but aren't sure if you're ready for that level of excitement. People laugh at you because you use fake curse words like "friggin'" and "oh, crumb!" Everyone who thinks America's Funniest Home Videos is a great show drinks triple grande latte. Also drinks: V8 Can also be found: On the couch at home" Can't argue with that! Quote
bunglehead Posted July 17, 2003 Posted July 17, 2003 Behold the Oracle's wisdom: Personality type: Hippie In addition to being a hippie, you are a hypochondriac health nut. You secretly think that your insistence on only consuming all-natural products is because you're so intelligent and well-informed; it's actually because you're a sucker. You've dabbled in Wicca or other pseudo-religions that attract morons and have changed your sexual orientation a few times this year. You probably live in California. Everyone who drinks 8 oz double soy latte should be forced to eat a McDonald's bacon cheeseburger. Also drinks: Beverages with lots of marketing that says they're herbal and organic Can also be found at: Whole Foods, indoor rock climbing facilities But I hate whole foods! Red meat and beer. Quote
chelle Posted July 17, 2003 Posted July 17, 2003 bunglehead said: Behold the Oracle's wisdom: Personality type: Hippie In addition to being a hippie, you are a hypochondriac health nut. You secretly think that your insistence on only consuming all-natural products is because you're so intelligent and well-informed; it's actually because you're a sucker. You've dabbled in Wicca or other pseudo-religions that attract morons and have changed your sexual orientation a few times this year. You probably live in California. Everyone who drinks 8 oz double soy latte should be forced to eat a McDonald's bacon cheeseburger. Also drinks: Beverages with lots of marketing that says they're herbal and organic Can also be found at: Whole Foods, indoor rock climbing facilities But I hate whole foods! Red meat and beer. So you order Soy Latte's too, Bungle? Quote
kitten Posted July 17, 2003 Posted July 17, 2003 I am apparently a 'pothead'! My friends hate me becuase I know too much. I think I am laid back and easy going. Oh yeah - and I am a liberal. Quote
bunglehead Posted July 17, 2003 Posted July 17, 2003 ehmmic said: bunglehead said: Behold the Oracle's wisdom: Personality type: Hippie In addition to being a hippie, you are a hypochondriac health nut. You secretly think that your insistence on only consuming all-natural products is because you're so intelligent and well-informed; it's actually because you're a sucker. You've dabbled in Wicca or other pseudo-religions that attract morons and have changed your sexual orientation a few times this year. You probably live in California. Everyone who drinks 8 oz double soy latte should be forced to eat a McDonald's bacon cheeseburger. Also drinks: Beverages with lots of marketing that says they're herbal and organic Can also be found at: Whole Foods, indoor rock climbing facilities But I hate whole foods! Red meat and beer. So you order Soy Latte's too, Bungle? I have to watch my figure Quote
E-rock Posted July 17, 2003 Posted July 17, 2003 Personality type: Asshat You carry around philosophy books you haven't read and wear trendy wire-rimmed glasses even though you have perfect vision. You've probably added an accent to your name or changed the pronunciation to seem sophisticated. You hang out in coffee shops because you don't have a job because you got your degree in French Poetry. People who drink Short Double Americano are notorious for spouting off angry, liberal opinions about issues they don't understand. Also drinks: Any drink with a foreign name Can also be found at: The other, locally owned coffee shop you claim to like better Quote
chelle Posted July 17, 2003 Posted July 17, 2003 bunglehead said: ehmmic said: bunglehead said: Behold the Oracle's wisdom: Personality type: Hippie In addition to being a hippie, you are a hypochondriac health nut. You secretly think that your insistence on only consuming all-natural products is because you're so intelligent and well-informed; it's actually because you're a sucker. You've dabbled in Wicca or other pseudo-religions that attract morons and have changed your sexual orientation a few times this year. You probably live in California. Everyone who drinks 8 oz double soy latte should be forced to eat a McDonald's bacon cheeseburger. Also drinks: Beverages with lots of marketing that says they're herbal and organic Can also be found at: Whole Foods, indoor rock climbing facilities But I hate whole foods! Red meat and beer. So you order Soy Latte's too, Bungle? I have to watch my figure Ahh. But soy has more fat than 2% milk. If you can do dairy, just get the skim. Quote
bunglehead Posted July 17, 2003 Posted July 17, 2003 Ahh. But soy has more fat than 2% milk. If you can do dairy, just get the skim. FUCK! You're kidding! Well fuck that soy milk noise. back to skim for Mr Bungle. Quote
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