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drinking beers and dropping ass

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although it isn't uncommon for me to fart, almost constantly, obviously the morning after drinking is always filled with much ass fust.

 

my question is, do you find that your post-beer ass fust has different scents depending on the type of beer consumed?

 

discuss.

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Mr._Natural said:

yes, darker = more vile.

 

Agreed, but in a stealthy sort of way. I find that the darker the libation, the more subtle the sound, yet more vile the stench.

 

BTW gapertimmy, howz you PTL study going? Final results in yet? yellaf.gif

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the flammability increases markedly. you should wear a DOT placard around your neck

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no results yet on my PTL. I will start a true tally once July 1 hits, but in order to make the results, solid (as opposed to soft), i think i'd have to do a 2-3 year analysis.

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I have a long history of different "Scents" from different beers. Rainier is by far the worst, even waking me from a dead sleep (and my poor girlfriend at the time).

 

Coors/Bud (insert nasty ass water beer here) is generally worse than your average micro brew.

 

I have also found that a Triple tall Mocha, can multiply the "stench" effect sometimes 3-5 times what it would normally be...

 

on a side, but related note.

I have noticed that if I eat taco bell, that my "smell" is that of the 6 or 7 tacos I ate...wierd.

 

thanks for the topic, those that know me know I enjoy a good poop/fart discussion.

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I have also noticed a sharp decline in the operability of my S/F Sep (Shit/Fart Separator) after a long night's drinking. hellno3d.gifhellno3d.gifhellno3d.gif

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hikerwa said:

I have a long history of different "Scents" from different beers. Rainier is by far the worst, even waking me from a dead sleep (and my poor girlfriend at the time).

blush.gif shocking! i haven't had a tear wake me up before, but fahken this morning when the covers were lifted, the staleiez from my sheets were rank, mix that in with my 2 dogs in the room, and G W Bush might think i'm manufacturin biological weapons.

 

mochas are trouble, I can pound one in town, and by the time i'm at the mountain (20mins) the churning has peaked.

 

last night, i ate nachos and artichoke dip, with ~ 6 pilsners, damn, something is foul.

 

now i'm eating a burrito for lunch, will it ever stop? I think not.

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a thread like this is essential if I am ever to catch up with erik. thanks timmay

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ur more likly to get the shits after a good night of drinkin piss beer as well, darker beer only increases the stinch but stays in the stomach... at least for me

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trask said:

Timmy, I know this is about beer, but let's not forget about hard-boiled egg farts. Wowsa!!!!

 

Hellyeah! HB eggs got the stench on the way in! Reprocessed to a fine aroma by the time they come out! Whew!

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trask said:

Dawgs slay me when they fart and then look at their ass.

 

yelrotflmao.gif Yeah, as if they're saying to themselves, "Whoa! Did that come from me?" yelrotflmao.gif

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sobo said:

trask said:

Dawgs slay me when they fart and then look at their ass.

 

yelrotflmao.gif Yeah, as if they're saying to themselves, "Whoa! Did that come from me?" yelrotflmao.gif

 

I think it is more like "did I get any on me?" or "Damn, that burned coming out. Wonder if I have any hair left down there?" bigdrink.gif

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my big dog chinook, is the first dog i've ever owned that farts louder than me at times. its the small things in life like this that make me happy

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farts are soooo cool

i save my "special" farts for my lusty times

the wimmin enjoy them immensely

makes their eyes water and their nose run - so i know they're having a good time.

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I knew a Dalmatian once that could clear a room after cutting one. And he’d be the first to the door!

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this thread makes me want to go drink more, so i can see how nasty my ass can smell. i'm sure my wife will be happy to hear about my new past time.

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