thelawgoddess Posted June 24, 2003 Share Posted June 24, 2003 boonecounty said: Back and college and still to this day I lived in this old rv. Twice while in college people broke into it while I was sleeping in it. Boy did they get an ass kicking from this former all state wrestler. One bum got a pair of size 12 Nepal extremes in the face as he was coming through the door!!!! nice! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sobo Posted June 24, 2003 Share Posted June 24, 2003 gregm said: i wonder what the legal implications of leaving some sort of injury producing booby trap in your car and what potential designs could be implemented. 1) needles infected with hepatitis C could be left scattered in the glove compartment. 2) perhaps some sort of poisonous gas system would work well in the enclosed space of a car interior. i've heard mixing chlorine bleach with certain chemicals produces chlorine gas. other ideas? I've often been tempted at times to stake out my rig and pick off hoodlums prowling around it just as they take their arm back for a swing at the window. But it's the thought that I may be a better human than that that keeps me in check (and the law if I got caught doing something worse than the B&E clod). Regarding Ursa's comments and others, our legal system is in a shambles. Here is a link to a free site with a weekly e-letter about all the crap criminals do and then file suit as a victim when they get caught. Some of the reads are quite funny, but then I sober up when I realize it's my tax $$ that's funding these shithead's frivolous lawsuits. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greg_W Posted June 24, 2003 Share Posted June 24, 2003 Fence_Sitter said: read: fuck the shit out of them adn play dumb when the 5-0 arrive! You hard up for women or sumpin'? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BURP Posted June 24, 2003 Share Posted June 24, 2003 FUCK THEM UP! dont even bother with the cops one day me and nutsack drove up to his truck at a park and ride and saw a long hair dude sitting in my buddys truck with a "ooooh shit" look on his face. we look at each other, jump out, the long hair jumps out, we chase him far enough for his pot filled lungs to run out, i jump on him and go to work nutsack finally gets there after ive had my fun and he is a big boy so he just starts kicking him and standing on his neck and stuff. long hair thought he was a dead man and starts crying like a woman. we called the cops after he was calmed down. cops take him in and let him go the same day, never even showed up to court. as far as the cops are thinkin, its not even a important crime. nutsak had to pay the 500 deductble to have his truck fixed. take care of the fuckers yourself, if you call the cops, you are a pussy. a big one Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sobo Posted June 24, 2003 Share Posted June 24, 2003 While not exactly a trailhead break-in, my wife (a former Seattle area LEO and homicide detective) told me that if ever a B&E shows up in the house, don't bother trying to subdue him and hold him for the cops. Just go ahead and kill him, drag him in the house if he isn't already inside, and swear up and down that you came across him inside the house and you felt your life was in danger. The key to the cops "letting you go" is that you HAVE to say something along the lines of "...I felt my life was in danger..." . That's why we keep a piece in the bedroom, the living room, and the kitchen. Always close at hand. Doesn't matter if the creep was trying to rip you off or not; it's good enough for the Law. Case closed. NEXT! crooks! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greg_W Posted June 24, 2003 Share Posted June 24, 2003 sobo said: While not exactly a trailhead break-in, my wife (a former Seattle area LEF and homicide detective) told me that if ever a B&E shows up in the house, don't bother trying to subdue him and hold him for the cops. Just go ahead and kill him, drag him in the house if he isn't already inside, and swear up and down that you came across him inside the house and you felt your life was in danger. The key to the cops "letting you go" is that you HAVE to say something along the lines of "...I felt my life was in danger..." . That's why we keep a piece in the bedroom, the living room, and the kitchen. Always close at hand. Doesn't matter if the creep was trying to rip you off or not; it's good enough for the Law. Case closed. NEXT! crooks! I have heard this from other reputable sources. Werd. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fence_Sitter Posted June 24, 2003 Share Posted June 24, 2003 Just go ahead and kill him, drag him in the house if he isn't already inside, and swear up and down that you came across him inside the house and forensics cant tell that you did this? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
allthumbs Posted June 24, 2003 Share Posted June 24, 2003 god I love vigilante justice kill em all Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sobo Posted June 24, 2003 Share Posted June 24, 2003 Fence_Sitter said: Just go ahead and kill him, drag him in the house if he isn't already inside, and swear up and down that you came across him inside the house and forensics cant tell that you did this? According to two Seattle area PDs (and at least one precinct in Houston, TX), they wouldn't care, so long as you "... were afraid for my life..." The case wraps up easily for them. Justifiable homicide. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fence_Sitter Posted June 24, 2003 Share Posted June 24, 2003 i think they would be curious as to why you moved the body adn then lied about it... cause they can tell...probably just by looking... blood splatters... just let the fucker come in and blast him! or better yet... invite the fuckers over then off em' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greg_W Posted June 24, 2003 Share Posted June 24, 2003 Fence_Sitter said: i think they would be curious as to why you moved the body adn then lied about it... cause they can tell...probably just by looking... blood splatters... just let the fucker come in and blast him! or better yet... invite the fuckers over then off em' It works, youngster; go back to the sandbox. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sobo Posted June 24, 2003 Share Posted June 24, 2003 Fence_Sitter said: i think they would be curious as to why you moved the body adn then lied about it... cause they can tell...probably just by looking... blood splatters... Watching a little too much CSI?? Hey, LEO don't wanna mess with those creeps any more than you do. Most of them would be happy that you're "helping out" the good cause. But I do like your idea of inviting them over to the crib for a "double tap!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fence_Sitter Posted June 24, 2003 Share Posted June 24, 2003 uh huh... moving the body inside... bull shit... any rael lawyers wanna chime in on this... "i herd it from teh guy who sold me this gun. It must be true!" uh huh... it is illegal to move the body in the first place... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greg_W Posted June 24, 2003 Share Posted June 24, 2003 Fence_Sitter said: uh huh... moving the body inside... bull shit... any rael lawyers wanna chime in on this... "i herd it from teh guy who sold me this gun. It must be true!" uh huh... it is illegal to move the body in the first place... Since you're young, I'll clue you in that you should SHUT THE FUCK UP ABOUT THINGS WHICH YOU KNOW NOTHING ABOUT. The dude talked to cops who KNOW. Fuck, oh dear, you are fucking annoying today. Does mommy have you in big boy pants today or something? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fence_Sitter Posted June 24, 2003 Share Posted June 24, 2003 greg...are you gonna piss your britches? try to make it to the bathroom first champ... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fence_Sitter Posted June 24, 2003 Share Posted June 24, 2003 another successful trol by fence sitter inc. boooayh! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greg_W Posted June 24, 2003 Share Posted June 24, 2003 Fence_Sitter said: another successful trol by fence sitter inc. boooayh! Unfortunately, you are young and dumb enough to actually believe the shit you typed. You're not worth a squirt of piss in my shorts, pal. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fence_Sitter Posted June 24, 2003 Share Posted June 24, 2003 uh huh... apparently i still got ya typin hommes... admitting it is the first stage to recovery! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greg_W Posted June 24, 2003 Share Posted June 24, 2003 You don't have shit, punk, including a clue. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
allthumbs Posted June 24, 2003 Share Posted June 24, 2003 shoot em in the face with 00 buck at about 10 feet oh oh, no face left Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Fence_Sitter Posted June 24, 2003 Share Posted June 24, 2003 somebody deleted a premature snaffle! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sobo Posted June 24, 2003 Share Posted June 24, 2003 yeah yeah yeah. I'm pretty bored at work today, and I just got a little ahead of meself. This board can get soooo addictive... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greg_W Posted June 24, 2003 Share Posted June 24, 2003 (edited) DAMN Edited June 24, 2003 by Greg_W Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sobo Posted June 24, 2003 Share Posted June 24, 2003 Greg_W said: DAMN You too, huh? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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