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Bored today.

 

Bring on the Leftwing ideological hate...come on, you know you want to. Allison/marylou just loves to act all superior and intellectual and shit; where is she? madgo_ron.gifmadgo_ron.gifmadgo_ron.gifboxing_smiley.gifboxing_smiley.gifboxing_smiley.gifthe_finger.gifthe_finger.gifthe_finger.gif

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trask said:

the libs. are busy thinking up commercials like this shit

 

that may be the cheesiest shit i have seen in a long time... that 'soft' queer voice at the end is the perfect liberal spokesman... jsut needs a little bit more lisp... HCL.gif

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RuMR said:

ok...i get the point...

 

Can someone point me to my balls??????

 

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let your wife keep those balls if you're that happily married smile.gif i just never figured out the need for the piece of paper confused.gifbut that's just me cantfocus.gif

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she let's me take them out every now and then...

 

"Honey, can i borrow my ballz to go climbing...Come on, pleeeease???? All the other guys get to bring theirs...please???"

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RuMR said:

she let's me take them out every now and then...

 

"Honey, can i borrow my ballz to go climbing...Come on, pleeeease???? All the other guys get to bring theirs...please???"

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you frikkin crack me up!

 

FS- you're too young to quip about marriage unless you've done it!

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RuMR said:

she let's me take them out every now and then...

 

"Honey, can i borrow my ballz to go climbing...Come on, pleeeease???? All the other guys get to bring theirs...please???"

 

Sam Kinnison did a stand-up routine revloving around this theme. His wife kept his penis in the freezer.

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wanna bet? i have eyes and can see.... and i am too strong to be blinded by the evil powers you temptresses posess... i will therefore not be intoxicated by your evil powers and remain...forevermore... a bachelor! rockband.gif

 

here is to all the

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that i want! smirk.gif

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Yeah...i remember seeing that one!! Man, that was some funny stuff...

 

I shouldn't joke about it...she's actually pretty good and understands my "addiction" even though she managed to shake hers (hasn't climbed in a looooooooong time)...

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Fence_Sitter said:

thelawgoddess said:

you just wait!!!

 

why wait for (near) chastity when i can just join a monasary now? rolleyes.gif

 

that made no sense.

 

hey i've never been an advocate of getting married. you just watch who you're calling a temptress! wink.gif

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