Dru Posted June 16, 2003 Posted June 16, 2003 http://www.mytelus.com/news/article.do?pageID=news_home&articleID=1346830 Quote
Dru Posted June 17, 2003 Author Posted June 17, 2003 JoshK said: Too bad the canucks can't brew a decent beer. How is American beer like sex in a canoe? It's fucking close to water Quote
erik Posted June 17, 2003 Posted June 17, 2003 american beer owns canadian beer, i dont know why you kids insist on it being the other way around. it just seems to fit. canada 2nd rate nation with good intentions america 1st rate nation with fucking morons for leaders.... Quote
Dru Posted June 17, 2003 Author Posted June 17, 2003 erik said: american beer owns canadian beer, i dont know why you kids insist on it being the other way around. it just seems to fit. canada 2nd rate nation with good intentions america 1st rate nation with fucking morons for leaders.... you guys dont even know what beer is!!!! you think it is called Malt Liquor what you call Beer is actually called Piss or Water Quote
erik Posted June 17, 2003 Posted June 17, 2003 bring down your best attempt at beer and we will have a match up!! and neither you or i will be the judge!!!! Quote
Dru Posted June 17, 2003 Author Posted June 17, 2003 erik said: bring down your best attempt at beer and we will have a match up!! and neither you or i will be the judge!!!! already won Quote
Kiwi Posted June 17, 2003 Posted June 17, 2003 I'm surprised the Aussies didn't win it. I swear, they IV that shit. Quote
Dru Posted June 17, 2003 Author Posted June 17, 2003 Fosters is a pale imitation of an American beer Quote
Kiwi Posted June 17, 2003 Posted June 17, 2003 Dru said: Fosters is a pale imitation of an American beer Foster's is widely regarded in Australia as worse than kangaroo piss. No true blue Aussie would touch that shit. Quote
Dru Posted June 17, 2003 Author Posted June 17, 2003 is it true there is an australian beer called XXXX because the guy who started the brewery didnt know how to spell "beer" Quote
Kiwi Posted June 17, 2003 Posted June 17, 2003 There is a beer called XXXX (pronounced "four ex"). It's essentially the officially beer of QLD. The four X's are derived from the old medieval europe tradition of using X's to indicate the beer strength. You've probably seen cartoons where drunkards drink bottles of generic XXX. Quote
EWolfe Posted June 17, 2003 Posted June 17, 2003 The canadian brews are not only weak, but they are expensive (hatin' the sin tax), and if you think the brewz are weak try your northland hand at some o' the strong ales from your brethren to the south. Quote
Dru Posted June 17, 2003 Author Posted June 17, 2003 i have sampled many american beer and they all were second rate. you guys must have mormons running your breweries. even the supposed "good" expensive microbrews like Sierra Pale and Anchor Steam, taste like weak Canadian beer like Kokanee. face it youve all been raised on such a diet of mediocrity that yopu think ven mouse pis stastes good nby comparison. suxxor suckity sukka Quote
allthumbs Posted June 17, 2003 Posted June 17, 2003 Dru, your foreign beer tastes like heavy goat piss. It's undrinkable crap...so is English and Irish beer. When I'm hot, sweaty and have a ball-busting' powerful thirst, I sure as hell don't want some heavy molasses goo. Give me a couple Silver Bullets down the hatch - Quick! Quote
Dru Posted June 17, 2003 Author Posted June 17, 2003 yeah, when you are sweating silver bullets, then you go have a quick golden shower from your ewe? Quote
Kiwi Posted June 17, 2003 Posted June 17, 2003 Fuckin a! I like that heavy English and Irish crap. So you're saying you want Gatorade beer? Quote
allthumbs Posted June 17, 2003 Posted June 17, 2003 Whatever. You drink the heavy shit...I'll take the light any day. Guess that makes me way less GQ than you superstars. btw - nice talk dru. you're getting as foul mouthed as I used to be. Quote
AlpineK Posted June 17, 2003 Posted June 17, 2003 Trask, light mass produced American beer sucks. I know you won't admit it, but deep down you know it's true. You are so suck. And Dru, if the only, "micro," brew you've had is Sierra Nevada then you don't know what the fuck you're talking about. And....... You are so suck. PS the crap they passed off as beer at the Howe Sound Brewery a couple weekends back was some of the worst swill I've had in a while. Quote
Dru Posted June 17, 2003 Author Posted June 17, 2003 (edited) yeah, howe sound brew pub has sucky beer. i had all* the us microbrews and they all suck. *except I haven't tried Terminal Gravity yet. send me a sampler keg set TG!!! I promise to review it fairly Edited June 17, 2003 by Dru Quote
allthumbs Posted June 17, 2003 Posted June 17, 2003 Alright K, here's what I will say with conviction. I have sampled some very nice American beers from local micro-brews. Usually, these are of the lighter variety to suit my palette. But, after two of these, I always want something much lighter bodied if I'm going to continue drinking. Just my bag. btw- you'll never please dru, because he's so far superior to any normal human being...and after all, he's now published. bwahahahaha Quote
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