JGowans Posted June 13, 2003 Share Posted June 13, 2003 Fuck off and die....no no no, I'm in sage soothsayer stealth mode today. Welcome to the thread of the oracle. What questions vex you my children? Ask and ye shall have the answers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fejas Posted June 13, 2003 Share Posted June 13, 2003 what should one do, if one is traveling with a beer in each hand, and one trips and falls??? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kitten Posted June 13, 2003 Share Posted June 13, 2003 Ok I am addicted! Professor? How do you continue to work on a Friday, when all you want to do is climb , or drink , or play some really loud music ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gapertimmy Posted June 13, 2003 Share Posted June 13, 2003 why am i so plab? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thelawgoddess Posted June 13, 2003 Share Posted June 13, 2003 soothsayers are aid. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JGowans Posted June 13, 2003 Author Share Posted June 13, 2003 Fejas said: what should one do, if one is traveling with a beer in each hand, and one trips and falls??? A classic quandry my dear fellow. Fear not though, for thoust is not the first to incur such perplexing junctures in life. Take into your employ our good friend Brother Dwayner. He will arrest your fall as you gently glide onto the Magical Mattress of Mirth, Merriment, and Masturbation. Wallowing in resplendent but musty down feathers, one can then proceed to drink one ale as Brother Dwayner guzzles the other as payment for his service, and ye can both toast to each other's good fortune. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JGowans Posted June 13, 2003 Author Share Posted June 13, 2003 kitten said: Ok I am addicted! Professor? How do you continue to work on a Friday, when all you want to do is climb , or drink , or play some really loud music ? The oracle says ye must cavort in the nether regions of the Magical Mattress of Mirth, Merriment and Masturbation for true enlightenment. The path to your liberation is paved with eager young men pining for your company on the mattress. With Megadeath playing in the background all will be well my child. Go forth and copulate. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
allthumbs Posted June 13, 2003 Share Posted June 13, 2003 I have a ladyfriend guest for the day and she is screwing me about every hour and a half. In between times I'm fielding work phone calls and such. Question: Am I bad? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thelawgoddess Posted June 13, 2003 Share Posted June 13, 2003 trask said: Question: Am I bad in bed? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JGowans Posted June 13, 2003 Author Share Posted June 13, 2003 trask said: I have a ladyfriend guest for the day and she is screwing me about every hour and a half. In between times I'm fielding work phone calls and such. Question: Am I bad? Nay Brother Trask. Ye is blessed with North-West HC . The Oracle suggests oral, and thus one can work and play at the same time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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JGowans Posted June 13, 2003 Author Share Posted June 13, 2003 that's pretty sick man Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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