JGowans Posted June 13, 2003 Posted June 13, 2003 Fuck off and die....no no no, I'm in sage soothsayer stealth mode today. Welcome to the thread of the oracle. What questions vex you my children? Ask and ye shall have the answers. Quote
Fejas Posted June 13, 2003 Posted June 13, 2003 what should one do, if one is traveling with a beer in each hand, and one trips and falls??? Quote
kitten Posted June 13, 2003 Posted June 13, 2003 Ok I am addicted! Professor? How do you continue to work on a Friday, when all you want to do is climb , or drink , or play some really loud music ? Quote
JGowans Posted June 13, 2003 Author Posted June 13, 2003 Fejas said: what should one do, if one is traveling with a beer in each hand, and one trips and falls??? A classic quandry my dear fellow. Fear not though, for thoust is not the first to incur such perplexing junctures in life. Take into your employ our good friend Brother Dwayner. He will arrest your fall as you gently glide onto the Magical Mattress of Mirth, Merriment, and Masturbation. Wallowing in resplendent but musty down feathers, one can then proceed to drink one ale as Brother Dwayner guzzles the other as payment for his service, and ye can both toast to each other's good fortune. Quote
JGowans Posted June 13, 2003 Author Posted June 13, 2003 kitten said: Ok I am addicted! Professor? How do you continue to work on a Friday, when all you want to do is climb , or drink , or play some really loud music ? The oracle says ye must cavort in the nether regions of the Magical Mattress of Mirth, Merriment and Masturbation for true enlightenment. The path to your liberation is paved with eager young men pining for your company on the mattress. With Megadeath playing in the background all will be well my child. Go forth and copulate. Quote
allthumbs Posted June 13, 2003 Posted June 13, 2003 I have a ladyfriend guest for the day and she is screwing me about every hour and a half. In between times I'm fielding work phone calls and such. Question: Am I bad? Quote
JGowans Posted June 13, 2003 Author Posted June 13, 2003 trask said: I have a ladyfriend guest for the day and she is screwing me about every hour and a half. In between times I'm fielding work phone calls and such. Question: Am I bad? Nay Brother Trask. Ye is blessed with North-West HC . The Oracle suggests oral, and thus one can work and play at the same time. Quote
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