E-rock Posted June 6, 2003 Share Posted June 6, 2003 Muffy_The_Wanker_Sprayer said: texplorer said: If it was 91 degrees CENTIGRADE I wouldn't have to "fuck you" you would be fucked already. I was sort of thinking that might be hotter than Venus or something Well since we were just talking about this in Geochemistry 2 days ago let me consult my notes. Partial Pressure CO2 on Earth, 3x10^-4 Bar Average Temp -20 to 45 degress C Partial Pressure CO2 on Venus 86 Bar Average temp ~250 degrees C. Much hotter than 91. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
texplorer Posted June 6, 2003 Share Posted June 6, 2003 I guess you would just be a dehydrated kiwi in some hippie's trail mix. 90 C is close to 200 Farenheit. Damn I'm a nerd to know this shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iain Posted June 6, 2003 Share Posted June 6, 2003 the summers on venus are awfully muggy I don't recommend it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sk Posted June 6, 2003 Share Posted June 6, 2003 E-rock said: Muffy_The_Wanker_Sprayer said: texplorer said: If it was 91 degrees CENTIGRADE I wouldn't have to "fuck you" you would be fucked already. I was sort of thinking that might be hotter than Venus or something Well since we were just talking about this in Geochemistry 2 days ago let me consult my notes. Partial Pressure CO2 on Earth, 3x10^-4 Bar Average Temp -20 to 45 degress C Partial Pressure CO2 on Venus 86 Bar Average temp ~250 degrees C. Much hotter than 91. Thank you Professer Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
E-rock Posted June 6, 2003 Share Posted June 6, 2003 The atmosphere on Venus is very similar to what it would feel like to breathe someone's farts directly from their asshole. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iain Posted June 6, 2003 Share Posted June 6, 2003 cept you wouldn't be able to have the pleasure of lighting them. really it is a lose-lose proposition. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skyclimb Posted June 6, 2003 Share Posted June 6, 2003 heat induced hallucinations are key. Doesn't cost anything, and no paranoia. Life just doesn't get any better than this! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sk Posted June 6, 2003 Share Posted June 6, 2003 texplorer said: I guess you would just be a dehydrated kiwi in some hippie's trail mix. 90 C is close to 200 Farenheit. Damn I'm a nerd to know this shit. AHHH HAAAA!!! You see I am not a nerd, there for I don't know anything Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sobo Posted June 6, 2003 Share Posted June 6, 2003 E-rock said: The atmosphere on Venus is very similar to what it would feel like to breathe someone's farts directly from their asshole. And you know this... how? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bunglehead Posted June 6, 2003 Share Posted June 6, 2003 It's so damn hot here in Eugene that I leave brownie mix in my car at work, leave the windows rolled up, then when I get out to my car at 5, fresh baked brownies! Mmmm...... broownnnieeeessss. Almost Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
E-rock Posted June 6, 2003 Share Posted June 6, 2003 iain said: cept you wouldn't be able to have the pleasure of lighting them. really it is a lose-lose proposition. Odd, I was trying to work blue-darts into the analogy somehow and couldn't figure out how. So you must be right! Two scientists at work is better than one, eh Iain? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sk Posted June 6, 2003 Share Posted June 6, 2003 bunglehead said: It's so damn hot here in Eugene that I leave brownie mix in my car at work, leave the windows rolled up, then when I get out to my car at 5, fresh baked brownies! Mmmm...... broownnnieeeessss. Almost Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iain Posted June 6, 2003 Share Posted June 6, 2003 ah the jumble of info swimming in my brain was well-worth the college loans. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dru Posted June 6, 2003 Share Posted June 6, 2003 it rains sulpuhric acid on Venus must rust out the bolts really fast no need to retro-chop Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iain Posted June 6, 2003 Share Posted June 6, 2003 probably not a lot of steep limestone bluffs to be had anyways. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
E-rock Posted June 6, 2003 Share Posted June 6, 2003 My god, and entire atmosphere to fulfill my fetish, it would be like the orgasmatron Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dru Posted June 6, 2003 Share Posted June 6, 2003 but LOTS of volcanic rocks, just like Vantage and the Maxwell* Montes have up to 40, 000 of relief. that's 33% bigger than Everest!!! there is a international convention that features on Venus be named after women. but they had already named the mts. after James Clerk Maxwell. lucky bastard is the only man on a planet of women Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iain Posted June 6, 2003 Share Posted June 6, 2003 I bet Max would be popular too. Without the discovery of electromagnetism there would be no vibrators. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sk Posted June 6, 2003 Share Posted June 6, 2003 and lookee at what 3 men of science can come up with Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
E-rock Posted June 6, 2003 Share Posted June 6, 2003 iain said: I bet Max would be popular too. Without the discovery of electromagnetism there would be no vibrators. Jeez e&m wasn't invented, it was merely mathematically described. Next you're gonna tell us that Newton invented Gravity. I will no longer collaborate with you on flatulatory investigations. Post 69 Beeatches Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snoboy Posted June 6, 2003 Share Posted June 6, 2003 Well, we just hit 95 degrees, or, as we call it, 35. Thank goodness for air con. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iain Posted June 6, 2003 Share Posted June 6, 2003 E-rock said: iain said: I bet Max would be popular too. Without the discovery of electromagnetism there would be no vibrators. Jeez e&m wasn't invented, it was merely mathematically described. Next you're gonna tell us that Newton invented Gravity. I will no longer collaborate with you on flatulatory investigations. please note the edit Dr. Dictionary. And yes Newton did invent gravity. Bastard blows my 5.14 onsights every time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
E-rock Posted June 6, 2003 Share Posted June 6, 2003 How'd you sneak that shit in, oops. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sk Posted June 6, 2003 Share Posted June 6, 2003 iain said: E-rock said: iain said: I bet Max would be popular too. Without the discovery of electromagnetism there would be no vibrators. Jeez e&m wasn't invented, it was merely mathematically described. Next you're gonna tell us that Newton invented Gravity. I will no longer collaborate with you on flatulatory investigations. please note the edit Dr. Dictionary. And yes Newton did invent gravity. Bastard blows my 5.14 onsights every time. THANK GOD! I now have SOMEONE to BLAME for my shitty climbing ablities. Now If I could just figure out who invented spelling Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iain Posted June 6, 2003 Share Posted June 6, 2003 Muffy_The_Wanker_Sprayer said: THANK GOD! I now have SOMEONE to BLAME for my shitty climbing ablities. You got that right, the guy also owes me a sum total of at least 100000 gallons of coffee for every calculus assignment I've had to do over my academic career. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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