Scott_J Posted May 5, 2003 Share Posted May 5, 2003 1. Passed an electro magnet over the hard drive and floppies to destroy masters thesis 2. Put contents of beaver intestine in drink of boss to give him beaver fever. 3. Sprayed graphite into the distributer cap of a truck. 4. Sent sex material to a man's address addressed to his wife. 5. Put moist warm fox turds in a private office.(awww) 6. Put popped pop corn in a thermos of coffee so when poured out it would look like puke. 7. Put varity of ground pepper into a can of Coppenhagen.(gives it more snap) 8. Bashed the headlights out of a car to prevent them from leaving work.(winter in Alaska is dark) AWWWW the list could go on and on and on. Just don't piss me off. hahahahahahaha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catbirdseat Posted May 5, 2003 Share Posted May 5, 2003 If you are telling us you actually did those things, you are one sick bastard. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scott_J Posted May 5, 2003 Author Share Posted May 5, 2003 (edited) catbirdseat said: If you are telling us you actually did those things, you are one sick bastard. When people try to fuck with you its better to win a little at a time from behind. That way they never know who it is. They may suspect but they ain't caught you. As my neighbor told me one day after getting beat up, "Sisu don't go at them ffrom the front, get a knife and stick them in the back then twist it." Quote from Mr. Garengalli. I've remember that ever since, and I was about 7 at the time. Edited May 6, 2003 by sisu_suomi Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rbw1966 Posted May 6, 2003 Share Posted May 6, 2003 Ordered a free copy of the book of mormon for my boss once. "Would you like one of our representatives to hand-deliver it and provide you with an explanation of its contents?" Â "Why yes, yes I would. Problem of course is I have a very bizarre schedule. The only real free time I have available is around 8 a.m. on Saturday mornings. " Â "No problem-we can accomodate that." Â Â Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sobo Posted May 6, 2003 Share Posted May 6, 2003 rbw1966 said: Ordered a free copy of the book of mormon for my boss once. "Would you like one of our representatives to hand-deliver it and provide you with an explanation of its contents?" Â "Why yes, yes I would. Problem of course is I have a very bizarre schedule. The only real free time I have available is around 8 a.m. on Saturday mornings. " Â "No problem-we can accomodate that." Â Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EWolfe Posted May 6, 2003 Share Posted May 6, 2003 If ya really wanna fuck with folks, the Dave Foreman book is the shee-it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr_Flash_Amazing Posted May 6, 2003 Share Posted May 6, 2003 MisterE said: If ya really wanna fuck with folks, the Dave Foreman book is the shee-it  Y'mean Ecodefense? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dru Posted May 6, 2003 Share Posted May 6, 2003 sisu_suomi said: 1. Passed an electro magnet over the hard drive and floppies to destroy masters thesis 2. Put contents of beaver intestine in drink of boss to give him beaver fever. 3. Sprayed graphite into the distributer cap of a truck. 4. Sent sex material to a man's address addressed to his wife. 5. Put moist warm fox turds in a private office.(awww) 6. Put popped pop corn in a thermos of coffee so when poured out it would look like puke. 7. Put varity of ground pepper into a can of Coppenhagen.(gives it more snap) 8. Bashed the headlights out of a car to prevent them from leaving work.(winter in Alaska is dark) AWWWW the list could go on and on and on. Just don't piss me off. hahahahahahaha  hot day boss sent me back to truck to get his thermos for him thermos full of cold gatorade drank 2/3 refilled with urine "here you go sir" he most of it "no I don't want any - I had a drink from the creek. thanks though" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
allthumbs Posted May 6, 2003 Share Posted May 6, 2003 so Dru, you and your boss are into watersports eh? hahaha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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