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Off_White said:

Or perhaps the most common last words of Darwin Award winners: "Hey guys, watch this!"

 

Followed quickly by, "Here, hol' ma beer!"

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freeclimb9 said:

is it in? yelrotflmao.gifpitty.gif

 

woah! that's harsh...never heard that before; usually it's, "Stop, it's too big and it hurts!"

 

i wasn't aware that farm animals talked!

 

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furr trader

 

carpet muncher

 

bull dike

 

shlong dongin' it

 

trollin' for anius

 

lopein' the mule

 

chokin' the chicken

 

dickin' the dog

 

screwin' the pooch

 

jewin' the salesman

 

I'm in the import, export buisness

 

cleanin' the pipes

 

if I wanted any lip out of you I would have jiggled my zipper

 

if I wanted to get yeld at I would have stayed at home

 

whos got the lighter?

 

No, no, no... No really I insist, fuck you!

 

 

 

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