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hey Dru, I liked Saturday at Muir. It took everyones thoughts off 9/11. A very healthy thread. Unlike a freakin' butt plug up one's anal sphinter

nolanr,go fuck yourself and the rest of the "christian" rabble. Most of you fuckers could not be convicted in court for being a christian due to lack of evidence. [ 11-29-2001: Message edited by: sisu suomi ]

hey Cavey congrats. I knew you could do it. All it takes is Sisu, and a well placed knife

We need a Hunter S. Thompson icon for great routes, "wemon", and general shit.weed, ether, alcohol and a gun...all four are needed to signify the Doctor! [ 11-29-2001: Message edited by: sisu suomi ]

Lets see...fresh snow, lots of it wind pack fluctuating temperatures huh? I wonder. AVA-fuckin-LANCHE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I've done some real nice ice climbing in that area in the 70's. Yes, we climbed ice in the 1970's mo fros with Sumner ice axes,Teraydactyl ice tools and Salawa ice screws. Unfortunately the Willians, hit me in the nards, sit harness was the state of the art harness at the time. My personal experience with this area is wait for the weather system to get stable and some good freezing to take place up high. Then you'll have a ball on Chair Peak, the Tooth, and even the back side of Guy using different drainage systems. Guy never offered quality climbs but they would be OK as they more than likely are unprotectable. You can practice moving over thin terrain and not have too bad of a fall zone on some of the stuff if my poor old mind can remember the facts right.

nuf si yarpsyarps evol ixela,flesruoy kcuf og os [ 11-26-2001: Message edited by: sisu suomi ]

Nakagami!!!!!!!!!!!I heard this is a mystery SEAL. Comes and goes in a could of smoke some say. Real fucking animal when it comes to wet cracks and hairy situations.

AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW I can't stand it all these people quiting their jobs. They get to climb ANYTIME while I have to work. You lucky bastards. I hope you have great ice climbing and may the powder god be there everytime you step into your bindings.

hello night fly. I am from south Central Alaska. climbing with a good group of people here on the West side of the mountains but east of you. the holiday weekend means I am here in town with family, and the weekend after that I really want to KILL some grouse or what ever is legal in the feathered area. But if I can't get good bird killing beta I will be up for some climbing!!!

Paint ball, skis, Muir snow field...ummm. Wonder what Ms.Park Ranger would use for a gun? I'd like a piece of this. I haven't felt good about park rangers since the 70 in the Valley. Ass holes were constantly kicking me out, hassleing me and other for anything that was not "average" American. I say we paint ball park rangers!!!!!!! It could become a cult following. Start it here and it could carry on thru out the country. Blast 'em with paint in retaliation for all the fees that are coming our way. Backcountry users unite and paint ball a ranger

My mullet is natural,no hair on top to grow except a little fuzz go I let the back and side grow. Figured if I can make the top grow why not the sides. Besides it ain't what is on top that makes you a red neck or WT. If your are a gun toten', tabaccy chewin', white socks, and blue lable beer man then yer a red neck/WT. Dru, I take it you like hockey! I haven't been to a hockey game since I left Alaska. Do you know who the Iron Rangers are? How about the Hanson Brothers!? [ 11-20-2001: Message edited by: sisu suomi ] [ 11-20-2001: Message edited by: sisu suomi ]

Mullet...youknow if you get an ichthyology book out you will discover this is a species of fish. Also the mullet hair cut in the 70s and 80s were very popular with the hockey crowd. Ya beer, chips and blood sport!!!!!!!!!!

This has been the best thread to get relief out of since Sept. 11! Thanks Scott it is providing me with laughs all the time. I used to have a steriod shooting weight lifting friend in Alaska that ONLY smoked pot if it involed a work out circuit. Every two hits had to involve some type of set of lifts. He was a maniac. Fun though.

Hey hey hey Capt. Caaaaveman, lets do Muir Snowfield. I have my old rock skis from the early 70's. You can cloud up the hut and I'll be on look out for the Shemale Ranger If she shows I'll fart twice so all in the hut will know it wasn't a false warning. [ 11-15-2001: Message edited by: sisu suomi ]

Skin...hell I saw skin on the sides of an off width last weekend and blood up higher on the route. for once it was not mine...But is was the CAVEMAN'S. I fucking chickened out and went for the face climb at the prospect of leaving skin and blood on the Off Width. Ouch!

Capt I've hit a memory cell on the shrooms. the last time I did shrooms was a long time ago and I was running thru alpine meadows in Alaska. Glisadeing smallish snow gullys and having a high time. Too bad about the rocks at the end of the gully though, I never thought to tell my buddy from Kansas he was to stop before reaching the end. End result he bled a lot, but the pot and beer took the pain away and a fun time was had by all.

Man you guys have provided me with somegood laughs on this thread. Lets get serious go out buy some crank and go crack climbing. Then smoke a little brown sugar so we can calm down enough to do some face climbing and friction. That way we won't vibrate off the climb. Follow the night up with a little "ALKOHOL" and coke so we don't fall asleep too soon. That way we will be ready for the early alpine start.

MEC in Vancouver has them in the store but I don't think they have them on line. [ 11-12-2001: Message edited by: sisu suomi ]

I agree with Smokey McPot...Hell, I'd be a farmer.The damnest farmer you ever seen. From my shinney silvery walls to the halide and high pressure sodium lighting, and the CO2 enhansed air. I don't smoke nuttin' no more, but I do know how to grow if the Gov't ever legalizes it. And it ain't EZ $ like all the smokers think. Lots of work to produce quality bud.

The first thing we HAVE to do is give the Spooks free reign. The more we use them the better data we will get. NO rules on their use or methods either. The second thing is bomb, bomb, and bomb again. The third thing is to make sure we use our OPS troops to the best of their ability before we send in the regular troops. The terriosts have to be treated with the most discomfort as possible to break them and I hope we do this. Finally, if there is a finale in my life time, we excute the leaders ASAP. No BS we do them and that is that.

Too bad about the local attitude. Alcohol is not the social "lube" one would wish. I would like to know which pubs to avoid and which to spend our money in. My experience in the states has always been avoid the bars where the loggers, miners and cow folk hang out, cause they just love kicking outside ass. Remember this: If you get in a fight in Canada you are a Yank and you can get banned from the country. I have an Alaskan friend that is banned. He has to fly to get to the Lower 48. [ 11-11-2001: Message edited by: sisu suomi ]

hey guy I'll be there starting early Friday with a friend from Alaska. Look for the Ag bullet and I will be near. the crazy Finn

Herb sales man, eh? Could be doing some indoors climbing to avoid the backdoor boys, especially in the showers. Teaching was the other suggestion. Make sure its subbing & not full or part time(especially part time as the school still thinks in terms of FT) Subbing is the best; hours & days are your's to choose, & I haven't met a single female teacher that doesn't like to drink. In fact most like to party hardy. Only real draw back is colds, flu etc. spread by students.

Has the climbing on the closed section of Icicle Creek opened up yet?? [ 10-29-2001: Message edited by: sisu suomi ]

Isn't the gentleman's belay still standard?