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You fucking crack me up AK. hahahaha But you better mind your P's and Q's on who you call a "beotch". Remember that AK, real gooood. hahahaha

Sounds like U learned alot from the Society of Friends, Adolf. Judge everyone the same, right Mao? Fuck off yourself beotch. Any religion where you drink soda pop at wedding receptions, wear funny underwear, and believe in a civilization in north America that was more advanced than the Romans but left no trace is fucked up. I've been around a number of them, so like I said earlier fuck off beotch and again

Hell, I could not get anything from that link so I tried alaska daily news and go got a full report on the issue at hand. Here is a quote from the alaska report on this Oregon issue. "Police spokesman Henry Groepper said police had no suspects and no motive. But on Thursday, a waitress at the Lucky Lab, a canine-friendly bar holding a fund-raiser for the reward pot, fielded an anonymous call from a man saying the dog killings would spread to a second park. "He wanted me to tell the media he was moving this campaign to Mount Tabor," waitress Anette Hunt said." My dogs are family. Doing something to my dog is like doing something to my wife, children or my mother. Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

I haven't liked Krak since he wrote the little book about the young man that fucked up in Alaska and died in his bus. Fucking ass hole made the kid seem like he went out of his way to kill himself. When BUSH living the simpliest fuck up and you are history. This could of been the case. Mormans are no different than anyother religious group, just newer and there for a newer target. If every kid behaved as well as my Morman students and if every kid had as caring parent as these students had then my job would of been 100% easier. To all you Morman haters...FUCK OFF IF YA GOT A PROBLEM WITH THAT WELL FUCK OFF AGAIN

Go head and buy another weapon Greg. Cause ya never have enough. Guns of all types, bows and arrows, spears(hand held, Hawaiian slings, gun_type), knives, of all sorts, axes, and again of all sorts. If there is anything more enjoyable than climbing its using weapons for target practice and then trying to take game with them. Greg, a buddy of mine just bought a .17 Remington for shooting snaffle like creature in the desert long grass. He said the the rH factor is awesome. (r=red/H=haze) .17 hollow point going at 2800 feet per second....wammmmmm

TWO BAGGER From Da Yoopers 1991 release, "Yoopy Do Wah" 1. I MET HER UP IN MISULA SHE OWNED HER OWN PULP TRUCK SHE TOOK ME FOR A RIDE ONE NIGHT AND TOLD ME WE WERE STUCK SHE PUT HER ARMS AROUND ME AND SAID I’LL KEEP YOU WARM I WAS SO DUMB AND INNOCENT I DIDN’T SEE THE HARM 2. THEN THEY STARTED WRESTLING AND HE ALMOST HAD HER BEAT HE FOUGHT THAT BIG OL’ BEEFALO TILL SHE PINNED HIM TO THE SEAT SHE MADE ME DRINK A CASE OF BEER EVERYTHING WAS A BLUR WHEN I WORK UP THIS MORNING I WAS MARRIED TO HER CHORUS: HE’S MARRIED TO A LOGGER WHO LOOKS JUST LIKE HIS DAD BUT HIS DAD DON’T HAVE A MUSTACHE AND HIS FEET DON’T SMELL AS BAD UP HERE IN THE LAST FRONTIER MEN ARE MEN ITS TRUE BUT SHE MAKES ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER LOOK LIKE PEGGY SUE 3. I CALLED UP HER DAD TO SEE IF HE WOULD TAKE HER BACK HE LAUGHED SO HARD I THOUGHT HE’D HAVE ANOTHER HEART ATTACK HE SAID TO FIND A PAPER BAG TO PUT UPON HER HEAD I GRABBED A K-MART SHOPPING BAG AND WENT ON BACK TO BED 4. HE TRIED TO PUT THE BAG ON HER BUT IT WAS WAY TOO SMALL SHE GOT HIM IN A HAMMER LOCK AND PINNED HIM TO THE WALL HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL WAKING UP TO YOU IF I’VE GOT TO WEAR A PAPER BAG YOU BETTER PUT ON TWO (REPEAT CHORUS) Copyright 1991 You Guys Records • 490 N. Steel St., Ishpeming, Ml 49849 (906) 485-5595 Fax (906) 485-5039

Watch it buddy...

THREE MONTHS LATE From the Da Yoopers 1986 release, "Yoopanese" 1. I MET HER AT THE PINE GROVE ONE HOT NIGHT IN MAY SHE WAS A BLONDE HAIRED FINNISH GIRL FROM UP IN CHAMPION WAY SHE WAS SHORT AND BROAD OF BEAM JUST LIKE A JACKP1NE STUMP THE BOYS ALL FLOCKED AROUND HER LIKE THE SEAGULLS AT THE DUMP 2. I TOLD HER I CAN’T POLKA CAUSE I’M JUST TOO DRUNK TO DANCE SHE BOUNCED ME ALL AROUND THE FLOOR ‘TILL I ALMOST **** MY PANTS I FELL IN LOVE WITH HER THAT NIGHT AND ASKED HER FOR A DATE I TOOK HER TO MY UNCLE'S CAMP AND NOW SHE’S THREE MONTHS LATE CHORUS: SHE’S LATE SHE’S LATE OH LORD SHE’S THREE MONTHS LATE I TOOK HER TO MY UNCLE’S CAMP AND NOW SHE’S THREE MONTHS LATE 3. I SAID SHE WAS MY FIRST LOVE SHE SAID SHE'D SHOW ME HOW SHE LEARNED SOME FROM THE MAKI BOYS AND SOME FROM WATCHING COWS I FIRED UP THE SAUNA THREW SOME WATER ON THE ROCKS THEN I TOOK OFF EVERYTHING EXCEPT MY WOOLEN SOCKS 4. I DRANK ANOTHER SIX-PACK AND SHE STARTED LOOKING GOOD SHE TOLD ME LAY DOWN ON THE BENCH I WONDERED IF I SHOULD SHE BEAT ME WITH SOME CEDAR BOUGHS AND THEN I COULDN’T WAIT NOW I’M ALL SORE AND BLACK AND BLUE AND NOW SHE’S THREE MONTHS LATE (REPEAT CHORUS) 5. SHE DRAGGED ME TO THE ALTAR I FOUGHT HER ALL THE WAY HER DADDY AND HER BROTHERS CAME AND TOLD ME WHAT TO SAY NOW HE WORKS FOR C.C.I. WHERE THE PAY IS REALLY GREAT HE’S GOTTA FEED THOSE 15 KIDS AND A WIFE THAT'S THREE MONTHS LATE (REPEAT CHORUS) Copyright 1991 You Guys Records • 490 N. Steel St. , Ishpeming, Ml 49849 (906) 485-5595 Fax (906) 485-5039

RUTHIE ROLL OVER From Da Yoopers 1987 release, "Culture Shock" 1. RUTHIE ROLL OVER YOU'RE KILLING ME YOU AIN’T AS LIGHT AS YOU USED TO BE YOU'RE UP THERE HAVING ALL THAT FUN I'M DOWN HERE WISHING YOU WERE DONE HURRY UP RUTHIE NOW FINISH UP QUICK MY KIDNEYS ARE SQUASHED AND IM GETTING SICK LETTING YOU UP THERE WAS A BAD MISTAKE HAVE MERCY ON ME FOR GOODNESS SAKE CHORUS: RUTHIE ROLL OVER YOU'RE KILLING ME YOU AIN’T AS LIGHT AS YOU USED TO BE IF YOU DON'T STOP EATING NOW YOU'LL LOOK JUST LIKE MAKI’S COW ALL WINTER LONG ITS BEEN EAT, EAT, EAT PUTTING ON POUNDS IN YOUR SEAT, SEAT, SEAT I CAN'T STAND THIS MISERY RUTHIE ROLL OVER YOU'RE KILLING ME 2. TOO MANY PASTIES, BURGERS AND FRIES TOO MANY HOME MADE BLUEBERRY PIES A CUDIGHI SANDWICH AND A MILLER LIGHT A TINO’S PIZZA EVERY FRIDAY NIGHT TOO MANY COOKIES TOO MUCH CAKE TOO MUCH EATING WHAT YOU JUST BAKED YOU KNOW I’D LOVE YOU IF YOU WEIGHED A TON RUTHIE ROLL, OVER I THINK I'M DONE! (REPEAT CHORUS) RUTHIE ROLL OVER (roll over roll over) RUTHIE ROLL OVER (roll over roll over) RUTHIE ROLL OVER (roll over roll over) RUTHIE ROLL OVER (roll over roll over) RUTHIE ROLL OVER YOU'RE KILLING ME Copyright 1991 You Guys Records • 490 N. Steel St. , Ishpeming, Ml 49849 (906) 485-5595 Fax (906) 485-5039

SUPER DOOPER YOOPER LOVE MACHINE From Da Yoopers 1999 release, "JACKPINE SAVAGE" 1. ALL YOU BIG CITY WOMEN LISTEN TO ME I GOT SOME SUPER YOOPER LOVE LIKE YOU AIN’T NEVER SEEN I LIKE EM SHORT, LIKE EM TALL, LIKE EM HUGE LIKE EM SMALL SKINNY, HOMELY, I LOVE EM ALL COME ON ARE YOU READY FOR SOME YOOPER ACTION COME ON GATHER ROUND ‘CAUSE I’M THE MAIN ATTRACTION SIT ON MY LAP, I’LL LET CHA RUB MY STUBBLE JUST ONE KISS AN YOU’LL BE SEEING DOUBLE CHORUS: I’M A SUPER, DOOPER, A SUPER DOOPER YOOPER LOVE MACHINE I’M A SUPER, DOOPER, A SUPER DOOPER YOOPER LOVE MACHINE 2. I DON’T CARE HOW MANY HEARTS I BREAK I LIKE TO SHARE, I GIVE EM ALL SOME CAKE THEY FIGHT OVER ME ‘CAUSE I’M SO GOOD LOOKIN’ THEY COME FROM MILES AROUND JUST TO DO MY COOKIN’ COME ON ARE YOU READY FOR SOME HUGGIN’ AND KISSIN’ COME ON GATHER ROUND, YOU DON’T KNOW WHAT YOU’RE MISSIN’ COME OVER HERE, I’LL LET CHA RUB MY GUT IF YOU NEED A PILLOW, YOU CAN USE MY BUTT Copyright 1999 You Guys Records • 490 N. Steel St. , Ishpeming, Ml 49849 (906) 485-5595 Fax (906) 485-5039

1. I SLOWLY OPEN UP ONE EYE FEEL A POUNDING IN MY HEAD MY MOUTH TASTES LIKE I ATE MY SOCKS LORD I THINK I MUST BE DEAD THERE'S SOMETHING LYING NEXT TO ME ITS GOT A HAIRY UGLY FACE I SAW HER IN A MOVIE ONCE THE THING FROM OUTER SPACE 2. I SEE LITTLE CREEPY CRAWLERS IN THE CORNERS OF MY EYE WHEN I TRY TO LOOK AT THEM THEY FLAP THEIR LITTLE WINGS AND FLY I REACH OUT FOR THE NEAREST BEER IT TASTES AS WARM AS PEE IT'S FULL OF SOGGY OLD CIGGY BUTTS BUT I ONLY SWALLOWED THREE CHORUS: IT WAS A CRAWLING HOME PUKER THAT MADE ME THIS WAY A CRAWLING HOME PUKER NOW I'VE GOTTA PAY I AIN’T NO QUITTER I’LL PARTY TILL THE END BUT IF I LIVE THROUGH THIS ONE I’LL NEVER DO IT AGAIN 3.I FALL DOWN UPON MY KNEES PUT MY ARMS AROUND THE STOOL I WHISPER TO MY TOILET BOWL THANKS FOR BEING SO COOL MY STOMACH FEELS LIKE JELLO MY BRAINS HAVE TURNED TO MUSH MY TOILET'S OVER FLOWING I DON'T HAVE THE STRENGTH TO FLUSH 4. I GOT CRUSTIES ON MY EYEBALLS AND MY TEETH ARE GROWING HAIR AND I SMELL JUST LIKE A BEAGLE WHEN HE'S PASSING STINKY AIR I FEEL LIKE DEATH WARMED OVER AND I THINK I'VE GOT THE RUNS THEN SOMEONE CRACKS A BEER AND SAYS HEY, HAVE A BEER YOU OLD SON OF A GUN (REPEAT CHORUS) Copyright 1991 You Guys Records • 490 N. Steel St. , Ishpeming, Ml 49849 (906) 485-5595 Fax (906) 485-5039

1. MY UNCLE HAD A BEER GUT THAT WEIGHED TWO HUNDRED POUNDS HE USED A WHEELBARROW TO HAUL IT INTO TOWN THEY TREAT HIM LIKE A KING WHEN HE WALKS INTO WOODY’S BAR HIS BEER GUT PAYS FOR LIGHTS AND HEAT AND WOODY’S BRAND NEW CAR 2. NUDSIE GOT A BEER GUT THAT GETS BIGGER EVERY YEAR SINCE NUDSIE GAVE UP LIFTING WEIGHTS AND STARTING HOISTING BEERS HE WAS LYING ON THE BEACH ONE DAY THE SUN KEPT GETTING HOTTER SOME SAVE THE WHALE FREAKS CAME AND DRAGGED HIM BACK INTO THE WATER CHORUS: BEER GUTS OF AMERICA STAND UP IF YOU CAN STICK OUT YOUR BIG BEER GUT AND HOIST A COOL ONE IN YOUR HAND YOUR BEER GUT IS YOUR BUDDY ITS A FRIEND WHO'S ALWAYS NEAR AND ALL YOU EVER HAVE TO DO IS FEED IT LOTS OF BEER 3. MUNGO DRANK A PONY KEG AT DROOPY AHO’S WEDDING HIS EYES WENT ROLLING ROUND AND ROUND AND THEN HE STARTED SWEATING HE TRIPPED ON DUCK AND FUZZ 'CAUSE THEY WERE PASSED OUT ON THE FLOOR HE LANDED ON HIS BEER GUT AND HE BOUNCED RIGHT OUT THE DOOR 4. I TOOK MY DATE INTO THE SAUNA AND ON THE BENCH WE SAT SHE POINTED AND SHE SAID “I NEVER SEEN ONE BIG AS THAT" SHE HELD IT AND SHE STROKED IT AND SHE TOLD ME WITH A SMILE BODY BUILDERS MAKE ME SICK BUT BEER GUTS DRIVE ME WILD (REPEAT CHORUS) Copyright 1991 You Guys Records • 490 N. Steel St., lshpeming, Ml 49849 (906) 485-5595 Fax (906) 485-5039

I WAS BORN A YOOPER WITH BEER IN MY VEINS I DRINK IT EVERY DAY TO TRY TO EASE THE PAIN OF ELEVEN MONTHS OF WINTER AND 30 DAYS OF RAIN AND IF I DIDN’T HAVE MY BEER I THINK I’D GO INSANE I DRINK IT WHEN ITS FORTY BELOW, I DRINK IT WHEN IT’S HOT I DRINK IT WHEN IM HAPPY, I DRINK IT WHEN IM NOT I DRINK IT IN THE SAUNA, I DRINK IT IN MY TRUCK I DRINK IT OUT AT THE DEER CAMP WHEN I’M CHASING THEM BIG BUCKS GIVE THIS BOY A BEER MAN, GIVE THIS BOY A BEER I LOVE THE STUFF, I CAN’T GET ENOUGH BEER BEER BEER YOU CAN KEEP YOUR WHISKEY YOU CAN KEEP YOUR WINE I’LL TAKE A COLD BEER ANY OLD TIME BEER BEER BEER BEER BEER BEER I LOVE THE STUFF, CAN’T GET ENOUGH BEER BEER BEER MY DADDY WAS A MINER MY MOTHER WAS THE BOSS SHE BEAT HIM ALMOST EVERY NIGHT FOR DRINKING TOO MUCH SAUCE MOTHER WAS AS HARD AS NAILS SHE NEVER SHED A TEAR WHEN DADDY TOOK AWAY MY MILK AND HANDED ME A BEER I DRINK IT UP IN HOUGHTON AND OVER IN THE S00 DOWN IN ESCANABA I DRINK THAT GOLDEN BREW I DRINK IT IN NEGAUNEE AND OVER IN MARQUETTE I WENT TO A BASH IN NEWBERRY I AIN’T GOT OVER YET GIVE THIS BOY A BEER MAN GIVE THIS BOY A BEER I LOVE THE STUFF, I CAN’T GET ENOUGH BEER BEER BEER YOU CAN KEEP YOUR WHISKEY, YOU CAN KEEP YOUR WINE I’LL TAKE A COLD BEER ANY OLD TIME BEER BEER BEER BEER BEER BEER I LOVE THE STUFF, CANT GET ENOUGH BEER BEER BEER Copyright 1991 You Guys Records • 490 N. Steel St., lshpeming, Ml 49849 (906) 485-5595 Fax (906) 485-5039

I was going to just check my PM and go back to a Willey Live on the Country Music Channel when I got hooked on the entertainment you guys provided tonight. with all the posturing and fuck yous it was great. Almost more fun(remember I said almost) thaN the Simpsons. Fuck this thread has the makings of Muir on Saturday. KEEP IT GOING FUCKING EH!!!!!!!!

That beaver killed by the tree picture that is posted. Where did this happen? Too bad I was not there. I need some more beaver for fly tying.

Ditto, Greg. And it don't matter where or what country for that matter. Even though I spray and have a good BS time here I really try to have fun and get along. But don't fuckin try to hurt me, my family(family includes dog) or friends. If this happens its time to step up to the plate and dance.

Zrommmmmmmmmm, zinggggggggggggggg, timmmmmberrrrrrr!!!! Now I have wood for the sauna.

Oh, wow man! What a great day you had in the heat sweating and climbing while I sat on my hog and knocked off 500+ great roaring miles thru the North Cascades. Got a cup of joe in Win and then did the putt back thru Wenatchee and Levenworth. Great day no matter what ya did as long as ya had fun. Go for it Errrick!

Spent the day installing a timing belt, tensioner, water pump, thermostat, three drive belts, anti-freeze and an anti electrolsis additive so my Tacoma will be fit for another 80,000...auto work is so different from when I started in the 60's. All the hoses, electronic parts relays etc. Its a friggin nightmare sometimes. My arms and hands look like I have been crack climbing. Oh well at least its done and I cheated the shop out of a couple hundred in labor. That is enough to make me smile

I worked out and then went on a 4 hour scooter ride to from home to Burlington, Rockport, Darrington and then home. Nice ride...good smells and no one to talk to while the scooter was talking.

Nope, I said my piece and got shit for it. Only advice I'll give is this: Wait till their back is turned then stick in the knife and twist it.

Hey you fucking piece of watery shit. I never said the things that you fucking assume. My grandparents on both sides (finns and swedes) learned English and did so because they were proud people. BY THE WAY YOU FUCK ANY TIME YOU WANT TO FUCK WITH ME SEND ME A PM. JUST NAME THE TIME AND PLACE AND I'LL BE FUCKING THERE i am sure your granparents or grangrandparents were all natives. i am sure they spoke perfect english too. why don't you pull yer head out of your own arse- you're getting high on fumes from turd overload fucking clown puncher. fucking doss cunt

Hey Cavey, I have been feeling like an animal as of late so I have been hiding in the federal forests killing fish and farting on wanna bes. I am back and I am ready to go. go with the Handbook for S.U.R.V.I.V.A.L.

Read What Went Wrong? by Bernard Lewis The clash between Islam and modernity in the Middle East Good read, very short, and very thought provoking about where are we headed.

Trask I agree with you completely. All the people I know including relatives that have moved here and those that visit here speak English. They take great pride in being able to do that. When I was in Sweden's rural areas many of the people did not want to speak English with me because they felt their English skills were not good enough so I spoke with them using my poor Swedish. This broke the ice and we had a ball conversing with one another. Nope I believe that everyone should know English if they want a green card and be able to pass a written and spoken test showing they are proficient in the use of the language. If not go back to where they came from.