Scott_J

I guess I've been gone too long. I didn't make Trask's list. *sniff* Hey, Glacierdog, I know and the Sundog knows you are made for that list. Hell, you are the only person I know of that lived in his front yard in Alaska instead of the house and that folks was winter, spring and fall...ain't no summer in Alaska just cold, cool and cold again. hahahah

You and I might agree on this: Selling/exporting north slope crude to Asian markets in an effort to make sure the American west coast supply is "tight", and prices kept artificially high is bullshit. The original north slope deal, I believe, promised no exports. (Am I wrong on that one?) Fairweather, you are correct. That was the deal. WE Alaskan were very happy that OUR oil was for Americans only, but Slick Willy and his CUNT of a wife Hiltery sold us out. Sisu

Glacierdog send me your email address, so I don't have to get in touch with your sisters again and tell them how absent minded you are. hahahahaha

Cat turd, there is no difference between the Dems and the Repubs. They all take money from anyone that flaps it in their face. Go back and roll up a nice big fat cat trud and smoke it.

Weed has been made legal again...4 oz. for personal use in your house, AND the big one for me...no CWP required anymore. All legal residents and non-felons can carry a concealed weapon. I'm moving back.

phaaaaaaaaaaaaakkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkking eh, eh!

BEHIND EVERY SUCCESSFUL WOMAN IS HERSELF ***** OH MY GOD, I THINK I'M BECOMING THE MAN I WANTED TO MARRY! GINGER ROGERS DID EVERYTHING FRED ASTAIRE DID, BUT SHE DID IT BACKWARDS AND IN HIGH HEELS A WOMAN IS LIKE A TEA BAG... YOU DON'T KNOW HOW STRONG SHE IS UNTIL YOU PUT HER IN HOT WATER I HAVE YET TO HEAR A MAN ASK FOR ADVICE ON HOW TO COMBINE MARRIAGE AND A CAREER SO MANY MEN, SO FEW WHO CAN AFFORD ME COFFEE, CHOCOLATE, MEN. SOME THINGS ARE JUST BETTER RICH DON'T TREAT ME ANY DIFFERENTLY THAN YOU WOULD THE QUEEN I'M OUT OF ESTROGEN And I HAVE A GUN WARNING: I HAVE AN ATTITUDE AND I KNOW HOW TO USE IT OF COURSE I DON'T LOOK BUSY... I DID IT RIGHT THE FIRST TIME DO NOT START WITH ME. YOU WILLNOT WIN ALL STRESSED OUT AND NO ONE TO CHOKE I CAN BE ONE OF THOSE BAD THINGS THAT HAPPENS TO BAD PEOPLE HOW CAN I MISS YOU IF YOU WON'T GO AWAY? DON'T UPSET ME! I'M RUNNING OUT OF PLACES TO HIDE THE BODIES DO YOU KOW KNOW HOW LONG IT TAKES TO BURY A 125 POUND BODY IN ALASKA DURING JANUARY? And last but not least: IF YOU WANT BREAKFAST IN BED, SLEEP IN THE KITCHEN

Da be me. And IF it had not been for my very loving wife that I married 32 years ago I would be dead. She has put up with shit, dirt, trips, disappearences, guns, dead friends, skinned out animals in the house, fur and feathers floating around the house, wierd and oud friends spending time at the house...sleeping, eating, farting etc. Some women would of walked years ago but she has SISU after living with a Finn. You must be fuckin ancient! Hey Sphincter, kiss my lilly white ass. hahahahah

Da be me. And IF it had not been for my very loving wife that I married 32 years ago I would be dead. She has put up with shit, dirt, trips, disappearences, guns, friends getting killed climbing, kayaking etc, skinned out animals in the house, fur and feathers floating around the house, wierd and loud friends spending time at the house...sleeping, eating, farting etc. Some women would of walked years ago but she has SISU after living with a Finn.

Sphinx, Destiny remains a clueless dumbfuck. If he believes that tripe, then he really is. CAT TURD, YOU SMOKING THE CONTENTS OF THE LITTER BOX AGAIN???

For all of you out there who've had to deal with an ignorant person this one is for you. It's a classic! An award should go to the United Airlines gate agent in Denver for being smart and funny, while making her point, when confronted with a passenger who probably deserved to fly as cargo. A crowded United Airlines flight was canceled. A single agent was rebooking a long line of inconvenienced travelers. Suddenly an angry passenger pushed his way to the desk. He slapped his ticket on the counter and said "I HAVE to be on this flight and it has to be FIRST CLASS." The agent replied, "I am sorry, sir. I'll be happy to try to help you, but I've got to help these folks first, and I'm sure we'll be able to work something out. The passenger was unimpressed. He asked loudly, so that the passengers behind him could hear, "DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHO I AM?!" Without hesitating, the agent smiled and grabbed her public address microphone, "May I have your attention please, " she began, her voice heard clearly throughout the terminal. "We have a passenger here at Gate 14 WHO DOES NOT KNOW WHO HE IS. If anyone can help him find his identity, please come to Gate 14." With the folks behind him in line laughing hysterically, the man glared at the United agent, gritted his teeth and swore, "F*** You!". Without flinching, she smiled and said, "I'm sorry, sir, but you'll have to get in line for that too."

My daughter was married this weekend in Oregon. She researched and found a fella to take the pics of the wedding. Low and behold it was a CC.comer..Thrashador !!!! GREAT man, very professional,thorough and considerate. I did not know where to post this, so I put it here. I post mostly in spray cause I like to stir up crap, but this is not the case here. If any of you need a photographer hire Thrashador... Sisu

The teacher asked her students to use the word 'fascinate' in a sentence. Mary said, "My family went to the New York City Zoo, and we saw all the animals. It was fascinating." The teacher said, "That was good, but I wanted the word 'fascinate'." Sally raised her hand. She said, "My family went to the Philadelphia Zoo and saw the animals. I was fascinated." The teacher said, "Good, but I wanted the word 'fascinate'." Little Johnny Siebert raised his hand. The teacher hesitated because Johnny was noted for his bad language. She finally decided there was no way he could damage the word 'fascinate' so she called on him. Johnny Seibert said, "My sister has a sweater with 10 buttons, but her tits are so big she can only fasten eight."

Cop Lines "Take your hands off the car, and I'll make your birth certificate a worthless document." "Can you run faster than 1,200 feet per second? In case you didn't know, that is the average speed of a 9 mm bullet fired from my gun." "Yeah, we have a quota. Two more tickets and my wife gets a toaster oven." "Just how big were those two beers?" "No sir, we don't have quotas anymore. We used to have quotas, but now we're allowed to write as many tickets as we want." "I'm glad to hear the Chief of Police is a good personal friend of yours. At least you know someone who can post your bail."

Scott, been there. Same deal, partner feel on slender thread 7 breaks in the ankle, lots of screws, etc. We are involved in a gravity sport and gravity wants us on the ground. Sisu, the calm and rational Finn.

A Navy buddy of mine is here that has and still climbs with me. He is wondering how you know that my feet stink?

oh sisu yer not that weird...look at dan............... You are right. I feel much better that I have a counter part.

Even I would give it back. Karma...your decision.

Good one, I like it. You malignant, festering, syphilitic oozing chancres. Have a good day there off white. Below is a poem by Girolamo Fracastoro.(have fun) Sometimes th'infected air hurts trees alone, To grass and tender flowers pernicious known. When earth yields store, yet oft some strange disease Shall fall and only on poor cattle seize. Since then by dear [in the British sense of "costly"] experiment we find Diseases various in their rise and kind Of this contagion let us take a view More terrible for being strange and new. To Naples first it came From France, and justly took from France his name Companion from the war.... If then by Traffick thence this plague was brought How dearly dearly was that Traffick bought! To whom all Indian Traffick is unknown Nor could th'infection from the Western Clime Seize distant nations at the self same time. Nor can th'infection first be charged on Spain That sought new worlds beyond the Western main. Since from Pyrene's foot, to Italy It shed its bane on France, while Spain was free. From whence 'tis plain this Pest must be assignd To some more pow'rful cause and hard to find. Since nature's then so liable to change Why should we think this late contagion strange? The offices of nature to define And to each cause a true effect assign Must be a task both hard and doubtful too. [but] nature always to herself is true. At first approach of Spring, I would advise, Or ev'n in Autumn months if strength suffice, To bleed your patient in the regal vein, And by degrees th'infected current drain. Nor let the foulness of the course displease. Obscene indeed, but less than your disease. The mass of humors now dissolved within, To purge themselves by spittle shall begin, Till you with wonder at your feet shall see, A tide of filth, and bless the remedy A shepherd once (distrust not ancient fame) Possessed these downs, and Syphilus his name A thousand heifers in these vales he fed, A thousand ewes to those fair rivers led This drought our Syphilus beheld with pain, Nor could the sufferings of his flock sustain, But to the noonday sun with upcast eyes, In rage threw these reproaching blasphemies Th'aspiring prince with godlike rites o'erjoyed, Commands all altars else to be destroyed, Proclaims himself in earth's low sphere to be The only and sufficient deity Th'all-seeing sun no longer could sustain These practices, but with enraged disdain Darts forth such pestilent malignant beams, As shed infection on air, earth and streams; From whence this malady its birth received, And first th'offending Syphilus was grieved He first wore buboes dreadful to the sight, First felt strange pains and sleepless passed the night; From him the malady received its name, The neighboring shepherds caught the spreading flame: At last in city and in court 'twas known, And seized t'ambitious monarch on his throne. On Syphilus the dreadful lot did fall, Who now was placed before the altar bound His head with sacrificial garlands crowned, His throat laid open to the lifted knife, But interceding Juno spared his life, Commands them in his stead a heifer slay, For Phoebus's rage was now removed away.

I like it.

I remove the wax on the front lawn. Neighbors think I am a weird person anyway. Between the feathers & fur scraps from tying flies, wax, carving up dead fish and other game near the garage door before freezing I guess I am about the weirdest person most of these people have ever had. I probably brought down property prices.

Sphincter, U don't know shit. go to the nearest health food store and buy a donut

YOU ARE A CUNT TODAY A REAL FUCKING CUNT. ALL I DID WAS POST A MONTY FUCKING PYTHON WEB SITE FOR THE TWIT OF THE FUCKING GOD DAMN YEAR AND YOU GO FUCKING POSTAL. WELL FUCK YOU YOU GOD DAMN CUNT, MOTHER FUCKING, BULL PECKER, ASS HOLE SHIT BASTARD OF A LIBERAL SHIT FACE PISS ANT OF A WHIMP. Now bitch how is that for an up bringing you fuck face son-of-a-bitch. hahahhahahah