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Scott_J

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  1. \ Winston? Winston, like in Churchhill. What the hell is a Finn doing with a middle name like Winston? It should be Matti,Anders,Nestor,Emil,Jussi,Sulo,Waino,Markku, etc.,etc.
  2. /RobBob you shouldn't have. Oh my I am speechless
  3. gapertimmy is on a roll
  4. Is Devine you kina girl??
  5. Erik is about as eloquent as a newly dropped turd
  6. Gapertimmy, at least you tried. By the way what is with all the damn pics and stuff of this Simmoms guy on this site? Is he a cult hero for some of the "guys" who frequent this site?
  7. come on get with it. insult each other and me. go fuck yourselves if ya can't take it cocksuckers.
  8. Scott_J

    Deutsch clubs

    Come on all you trollers out there. Help out the GlacierDog with a few key phrases while he is in Germany!!!! Favorite Beer/favorite club or pub/etc
  9. I have no favorite gun. I love 'em all. heeheehee a small poem by a Scotsman The One o'Clock Gun What gars the Embro’ man feel prood? When a’ is said ad dune It’s no St Giles or Holyrood but thon big, noisy gun He’s staundin there in Princes Street No makin ony fuss, But richt at Allan Ramsay’s feet He’s waitin for the bus When, wow, he gies an unco sterth Lowps bait feet aff the grun And by the duntin o’ his hert He kens he’s heard the gun Then as the collieshangie stills, He hears anither soun’ As doos frae a’ the windo-sills Flee up and circle roun’ But he pretends he disna care; He thinks it splendid fun To launch at ony stranger there That’s frichtened by the gun. And as he gangs his couthy way He feels baith glad and prood That Embro’s gun bangs aff at one And soun’s sae monstrous lood! Douglas Fraser
  10. Hey there Adventure Girl, that is a nice ava of Pictured Rocks.
  11. As a life member of the NRA all I can say to Trask is yeeeeeeeeeeeee hawwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww. and fuck you to the anti gunners. hahahaha
  12. Scott_J

    chatter?

    You finally got it right.
  13. FUCK GREG I'LL BE GOING THAT WAY SOMETIME SAT OR SUN. MAYBE I CAN USE YOUR ASS FOR TARGET PRACTICE WITH MY BOW. I'LL GIVE YA A HOOT AND A YELL IF I SEE YOUR TRUCK.
  14. Alabama: Hell Yes, We Have Electricity ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Alaska: 11,623 Eskimos Can't Be Wrong! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Arizona: But It's A Dry Heat ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Arkansas: Literacy Ain't Everything ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ California: By 30, Our Women Have More Plastic Than Your Honda ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Colorado: If You Don't Ski, Don't Bother ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Connecticut: Like Massachusetts, Only The Kennedy's Don't Own It Yet ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Delaware: We Really Do Like The Chemicals In Our Water ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Florida: Ask Us About Our Grandkids ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Georgia: We Put The "Fun" In Fundamentalist Extremism ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Hawaii: Haka Tiki Mou Sha'ami Leeki Toru (Death To Mainland Scum, But Leave Your Money) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Idaho: More Than Just Potatoes ... Well Okay, We're Not, But The Potatoes Sure Are Real Good ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Illinois: Please Don't Pronounce the "S" ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Indiana: 2 Billion Years Tidal Wave Free ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Iowa: We Do Amazing Things With Corn ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Kansas: First Of The Rectangle States ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Kentucky: Five Million People; Fifteen Last Names ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Louisiana: We're Not ALL Drunk Cajun Wackos, But That's Our Tourism Campaign ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Maine: We're Really Cold, But We Have Cheap Lobster ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Maryland: If You Can Dream It, We Can Tax It ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Massachusetts: Our Taxes Are Lower Than Sweden's (For Most Tax Brackets) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Michigan: First Line Of Defense >From The Canadians ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Minnesota: 10,000 Lakes... And 10,000,000,000,000 Mosquitoes ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Mississippi: Come And Feel Better About Your Own State ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Missouri: Your Federal Flood Relief Tax Dollars At Work ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Montana: Land Of The Big Sky, The Unabomber, Right-wing Crazies, And Very Little Else ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Nebraska: Ask About Our State Motto Contest ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Nevada: Hookers and Poker! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ New Hampshire: Go Away And Leave Us Alone ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ New Jersey: You Want A ##$%##! Motto? I Got Yer ##$%##! Motto Right Here! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ New Mexico: Lizards Make Excellent pets ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ New York: You Have The Right To Remain Silent, You Have The Right To An Attorney ... ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ North Carolina: Tobacco Is A Vegetable ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ North Dakota: We Really Are One Of The 50 States! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Ohio: At Least We're Not Michigan ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Oklahoma: Like The Play, Only No Singing ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Oregon: Spotted Owl... It's What's For Dinner ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Pennsylvania: Cook With Coal ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Rhode Island: We're Not REALLY An Island ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ South Carolina: Remember The Civil War? We Didn't Actually Surrender ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ South Dakota: Closer Than North Dakota ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Tennessee: The Educashun State ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Texas: Si' Hablo Ing'les (Yes, I Speak English) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Utah: Our Jesus Is Better Than Your Jesus ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Vermont: Yep ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Virginia: Who Says Government Stiffs And Slackjaw Yokels Don't Mix? ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Washington: Help! We're Overrun By Nerds And Slackers! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Washington, D.C.: Wanna Be Mayor? ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ West Virginia: One Big Happy Family... Really! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Wisconsin: Come Cut The Cheese ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Wyoming: Where Men Are Men ... and the sheep are scared! Now its off to Far eastern WA to try and get a deer for the pot.
  15. Great day so far...shot my bow early at the range walk thru. Its fun ya get to shoot 3D and flat spots. Next I leave for Eastern Wash to go deer hunting with my bow. Hope a get one for the new freezer....yummmmm venison...venison sausage, jerky, pasty(only Beck and i know what this is). Cavey we will go out again during the modern season so you can have a crack at it too. Any news on the salmon season? Went out yesterday and the Stilly was cold and I ain't talking temperature. Not a fish in her. Apparently there were some salmon in before the season started and some poachers took them, cause the evidence is still in the river...heads, tails. Looked like pink heads so they did not get much in quality salmon, but still they should of waited. Its going to be a tough years on the salmon with the rivers as low and warm as they are. Personally, I'd like to see the state grow some balls and halt the season until they have a decent escapement.
  16. Scott_J

    more jokes..

    Yup, me too. I've got a version of the 3 hard of hearing guys, with slight variations, that has them as carpenters, a body of folks known for hearing loss due to overexposure to power tools. It's funny that carpenters seldom seem to laugh when I tell them that joke, maybe they didn't hear it correctly... Huh? Speak up will ya I can't hear well. Too much shootin, rock and roll music, and power tools as well as mine work when going to college. Fuckin hearing aids only work good when ya face me.
  17. ha, h
  18. Scott_J

    more jokes..

    Glacierdog, i like the last 1.
  19. Fejas, the plan was to pull out of the Union and declare war on the USA, then give up, ask for foreign aid to get road money, medicine, etc. to build alaska.
  20. God Damn, Alpine K I didn't think a tree cutter could put together that many coherent thoughts. go have a beeer on me, AK. I'll buy ya one next time I see ya.
  21. I could add to this but then Mary Loo would think that she is IMPORTANT and start screaming that I was going to kill her again. hahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
  22. Who has Erik banned that is fun to have in Spray? If you're thinking Fencesitter/Babnick, you may be enough of a masochist to be a spelunker. Besides, he also unbanned him. The Trask/Erik dance is some little twisted tango I wouldn't stand to close to or make any rash assumptions about. That's about all I can think of. Gee golly wizz, Off White are you acting as the flack jacket for Erik now. Isn't he big enough to defend or ignore my or others shit? I'll give ya all some TP next time I see ya. So ya all can wipe each others asses.
  23. best laugh I had for the day.
  24. I agree with RobBob. Erik being angry and "hurt" is proof that Erik using his postition as a moderator to dispose of threads and people that he "deems" free thinkers and fun to have on the spray part of CC.com
  25. Hey Lummy, these last two DON'T UPSET ME! I'M RUNNING OUT OF PLACES TO HIDE THE BODIES DO YOU KOW KNOW HOW LONG IT TAKES TO BURY A 125 POUND BODY IN ALASKA DURING JANUARY? are actual quotes from a 109 pound woman that I know in Alaska. Had some problems one night and wham, bang, boom she is in a load of shit but OK...no I got a lot of respect for a woman that can handle herself in the face of danger. How do you rate when the shit hits the fan?
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