sobo

Thank you. All rise! Sobo will now retire to chambers (and try to get some work done!)

are we going to go there again?

lummox is back! I missed those bouncing bettys...

an otterbee... is that like a jackalope? I'll let someome else do the PhotoShopping... I have to get to work.

I'm otterly corn-fuzed.

another masterpiece. I had a part in that play in junior high.

In 1993, the American government funded a study to see why the head of a man's penis was larger than the shaft. After one year and $180,000, they concluded that the reason the head was larger than the shaft was to give the man more pleasure during sex. After the US published the study, France decided to do their own study. After $250,000, and 3 years of research, they concluded that the reason was to give the woman more pleasure during sex. Newfoundland, unsatisfied with these findings, conducted their own study. After 2 weeks and a cost of around $75.46 and 2 cases of beer, they concluded that it was to keep a man's fist from flying off the end and hitting him in the forehead.

Yeah, he was a rather smarmy character, for a "cop".

Anybody ever see the Kenneth Branaugh version of Much Ado About Nothing that came out about 10 years ago? Liked that one, too. But my fave Shakespeare piece is Henry V, hands down. Must be that soliloquy before the Battle of Agincourt...

I always thought he was saying "dancing on the lawn"... lyrics here

Before milk-white, now purple with love's wound, And maidens call it love-in-idleness. Fetch me that flower; the herb I shew'd thee once: The juice of it on sleeping eye-lids laid Will make or man or woman madly dote Upon the next live creature that it sees. yah, it doesn't rhyme, but I always liked that play

Oranges poranges, who says, oranges poranges, who says, oranges poranges, who says-- there ain't no rhyme for oranges!

Stupidity is NOT a crime. He's free to go.

gotta keep em seperated Ya just gotta love that bunch of angry, screamin' punks! She's Got Issues and Why Don't You Get a Job

I'll be travelling alone this time, and I'll see how it plays out when I conclude my business. I have to say, sounds like it would be a h00t! PS: 5.9 lieback, eh? One question, is tape considered aid?? my technique probably sucks by now; sooooooo out of practice

uhhhh..., witnesses?? and ones for the punk's character as well.

that's two words...

Yup, Winco! And all of the other tasty treats I mentioned above.

Sounds like he coulda beat it under both 1a and 1b. And under 2, the "merely afforded" was a "directed to commmit" by the LEO in goatboy's friend's case. There! Now I'm now a lawyer! Thanks, Matt, for doing my research for me! Isn't that the sign of all good lawyers?

try the bulk foods bins at your local grocer

Yah, this kind: apologies to the Bad First Dates thread

I'm sorry, all, but I just found that to be funny.

I have run into (read: surprised) at least two bears while on approach to the Goat Rocks (Old Snowy, Curtis Gilbet, etc.) and at least one cougar on the way into Strobach Mountain. The critterz are out there, but I had no problems, other than shitting my pants!

oly, clean out your inbox. This user has exceeded their private message quota and may not receive any new private messages. Oh, the humanity!

talking about nuts and scratchin' itches in the same post is considered blasé’ by this crowd...