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  1. Squid

    Happiness is...

    bleach. Doesn't remove the blood. Don't you watch CSI?
  2. Squid

    Happiness is...

    ...plausible deniability.
  3. Squid

    Happiness is...

    ...a speculum & leather restraints.
  4. Squid

    Happiness is...

    ?? What's the point of being buggered by a herd if you don't take video to send to friends & family?
  5. Getting a Grip on Being Cool on a Hot Day By AIMEE BERG Published: December 13, 2005 Every year, athletes die of heat stroke. Road crews, firefighters and soldiers work and fade in sweltering conditions. Millions of others suffer from medical problems made worse by the heat. Now two inventors have come up with a device that may provide a solution. For two years, the Defense Advanced Research Projects Agency, which gave us the Internet, has been financing the research on a hand-held device that essentially cools the body from the inside. The device, CoreControl, is a coffee pot-size chamber with a cold metal cone in the center. The user grips the cone and holds it for three to five minutes. Afterward, users report feeling not cooler, but fresher and ready to work again. Unlike more common cooling strategies like cold towels, cooling vests or gel packs, CoreControl focuses special radiatorlike blood vessels in the palm of the hand to take the heated blood that is normally pumped throughout the body during and after exertion and send cooler blood back to the body core instead. A vacuum in the CoreControl chamber enlarges the vessels to help prevent vasoconstriction, the same phenomenon that causes fitness enthusiasts to keep sweating after a cool shower. If exposed to extreme cold, the body thinks it needs to retain heat, a fact that explains why plunging a hand into a bucket of ice is also ineffective in shedding body heat quickly. "All we're doing is putting the body back to normal by increasing heat loss capacity," said Prof. Craig Heller, a biologist at Stanford who, along with his colleague Dennis Grahn, invented CoreControl. The Food and Drug Administration approved it in 2003. Its developers say no negative side effects have been reported. Scientists say it is impossible to overuse. "If you start cooling down too much, you've got a whole hierarchy of response mechanisms that says: 'Wait a minute, this isn't right. I'm getting cold,' and starts to retain heat," Dr. Grahn said. Because each CoreControl unit costs $3,295, buyers have mostly been large institutions like college and professional sports teams, hospitals and the military. Since the spring of 2003, athletes at the University of Miami have had the option of using CoreControl on the sidelines. "Our primary use is trying to prevent heat illness and let athletes work out without cramping in the heat and humidity down here," said Scott McGonagle, Miami's head athletic trainer. "Our quarterbacks, wide receivers, defensive backs are the biggest users. Our linemen don't use it that much, because a lot of them have tape on their hands." The device has also been used in a pilot study of wounded Iraq and Afghanistan veterans, said Bill Swisher, a spokesman for Walter Reed Army Medical Center in Washington. "The goal was to make their therapy more comfortable and, specifically, to cool off while they were doing therapy," Mr. Swisher said. "We found it to be very successful." For active soldiers, the research projects agency has been testing the technology in extreme conditions and simulated combat. The agency is also testing a device that quickly warms soldiers in extremely cold climates. Some experts say CoreControl could also be useful for people with multiple sclerosis. "Heat sensitivity is a big issue in patients with M.S.," said Nicholas LaRocca, director of health care delivery and policy research for the National Multiple Sclerosis Society in New York. "Whether this strategy of putting a hand into a cold chamber works, I haven't seen the studies." This winter, the University of New Mexico will conduct the first independent study to compare the effectiveness of CoreControl with that of a cooling vest and a cool water hand-bath. The subjects will be tested in a laboratory heated to 107 degrees with 30 percent humidity. "It's plausible CoreControl will remove some body heat," the lead researcher, Suzanne Schneider, said. "But the question is, How much heat can you extract that way?" She added, "The conditions we're going to use, I think, are a lot harder and a lot stronger" than those in previous studies. Meanwhile, Dr. Grahn and Dr. Heller are back in the laboratory, trying to devise a model that is more portable, flexible and disposable. Within the next year, they said, they also hope to create a cooling sock or a boot. Radiatorlike blood vessels like those in the palms are also in the soles of the feet.
  6. Squid

    Happiness is...

    Anonymous sex in an elevator.
  7. Is that a duct-tape bracelet?
  8. Sorry, Trogdor. I'm doing the sliding-on-snow routine tonight. This w/e I'll do the shit-myself-on-ice routine.
  9. Oh, the pathos!!
  10. WASHINGTON, DC—In a sudden and unexpected blow to the Americans working to protect the holiday, liberal U.S. 9th Circuit Court of Appeals Judge Stephen Reinhardt ruled the private celebration of Christmas unconstitutional Monday.
  11. Wow, a rousing success of American foreign policy. Definitely worth the lives of thousands of American troops. A bargain at any price.
  12. my girlfriend wouldn't let me near her for days....
  13. Damn, Beckey's a lot smaller than I figured.
  14. One time, I was making some killer enchiladas with a nice mix of habaneros, anaheims, & other peppers. I inadvertently rubbed my eye while cooking; I may as well have sprayed myself with mace.
  15. He wasn't out of control- he was simply an asshole. The only thing that saved him from a pounding was that I needed him to go get the first aiders.
  16. No. I didn't bring enough for the whole class.
  17. so what you're saying is that oxycodone makes you angry?
  18. We have the technology; we can rebuild her.
  19. Squid

    New Smoking Law

    Smoking goat-crimper.
  20. I'll dress up like a go-go dancer and let you slip me dollar bills.
  21. Those suckers are always breaking down. Mine won't pass emissions.
  22. Squid

    Debra Lafave

    Harems aren't kosher; they're halal.
  23. Squid

    Debra Lafave

  24. Last night I went skiing for the first time this season up at SnoCrummy. It was very mellow stuff- a slightly tilted parking lot- but I had great because I was out with a friend (Snugtop) and was teaching her how to ski. She was doing great, blossoming from a lowly snowplow to lovely s-shaped turns with parallel skiis. Everything was going great until a snowboarder bombed down the empty slope, slamming into Snugtop from behind. They both went down. Snugtop tried to get up, and collapsed straight down. The collision hadn't been that bad, but she'd fucked up her knee. I sent the boarder down to get the ski patrol, and we waited in the snow for the sled. Snugtop went into shock, and was shivering violently. A lift attendent put his jacket underneath her, and I put her in my jacket, but the girl in bad shape, and didn't stop shivering until she'd been in the first aider's hut for twenty minutes with hot water bottles packed all around. This happened within sight - hell, with throwing distance- of the ski lodge. I've generally carried a small sleeping pad (butt-sized), insulated nalgene w/ hot water, and belay jacket for b/c stuff, but after watching Snugtop's sufferfest I think I'll supplement that with a jetboil stove & fullsize sleeping pad.
  25. **posted moved to appropriate thread**
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