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is that Jerry Falwell's new math textbook?

20" trout on a dry fly (no waders)

I've stood in streams for an hour and my feet didn't get wet.

Or Paris

napalm my dear.

Hung like a horse, not hung horses

hope the bun isn't in the oven

Where's your harem?

supine victim well be kept real warm by a victim for the hour it takes you to get a warm fire going.

Insulating mattresses and belay jackets are useful in emergencies close to the road as well. Heidi Klum comes preAlaska prepared, probably a better choice.

All I hear is "my heart will go on" COBRA has sunk to new diabolical lows.

Only in porn footage. Left side is g rated only. Right side is X.

Shouldn't you head to Ruby's Cafe?

I could have been "seppo" or Jaffa be grateful (joking)

Now we need Jenny Mccarthy to suck off the chrome...

Comeone! She's 3 pieces of clothing, or some photoshop work away from penthouse! Use you adolesence - undress her in your mind!

yup. And none of them were mine

Hotter, less jail time

Does a climber dwell in the suck?

This would be apropos http://msnbc.msn.com/id/10342237/

unless it's overuse I'm guessing amputation would the order of the day.

No, you get hit by their car when they drive home.

the Patagonia Land Trust is more than tompkins - Yvon Chouinard is a member as well as some other muckymucks. They've a number of properties (notably the land that became Parque Pumalin, and Estancia Yendegaia, the large track just westof Ushaia - but there are a number of other gringo land owners in Patagonia now - Benetton, Ted Turner, etc. The Argentines seem much more accepting of conservation/park land than the chilenos, probably because their economy is still in the shitter.