Lost: My girlfriend
When: While I was away climbing all the time
Last Seen: Big empty space in my heart
No questions asked.
These are very very very very hard to come by so I won't beat the utter crap out of you.
(I tried to put my green electrical tape on her, but I think a ring was what would've stayed on longer. Does Metolius sell something like this, I've seen other girls with those things on).
Too bad, I miss her. She's saved my ass many more times than even my yellow alien has!