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layton

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  1. I'm almost convinced now that single girls who climb and don't have boyfriends must NOT want one or are hiddeously ugly.
  2. layton

    No Class

    I cannot die
  3. Hate is too soft a word to how I feel about this post and you right now.
  4. Fuck, the weather was ok on snow creek wall on sunday!?!? everone predicted like 50% chance showers. Fuckin weather report was all over the man. 1st 0% sat 30% sun, then 40%sat 10%sun (got my shit packed up then), then 20%sat(too late) and 50%sun. WTF??? I've gone when it forecast 30% and it rained like a motherfucker all day long. grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr. still, with a forecast like that and gas prices like they are, I stand behind my decision, but I am fucking pissed that it was ok! you guys suuuuuuuuuuuuuck
  5. SAt. Send Ivan's ass through wringer. haahahaha! Sunday, went to Smiff with Lane Brown. ran into Winter and drew. Hopped on hard cracks (whartly's and lions chair) and a fun route too (white satin-10b var). Beautiful day at smith except for following a crack (lane led in the sun) in a downpour w/lightning. Water+Chalk=Axel Grease. Didn't see any other of you posers, but a group of 3 girls and one lucky dude mentioned this website, but i didn't mention anything so they didn't know who I was and got hated on. The rain apparently dissovles prana chix and gumbies cuz after the 10 min shower it got sunny and everone was gone. Wish more of you guys were there, it would'a been funnnerer. Good w/e!
  6. hotter than a baker's oven!
  7. I'll be there tomorrow. you showing? I might be doing crack in the lower gorge up dipping into the white dust in the main park. I'll be the one sucking.
  8. the new Smith Guide also FINALLY came out!
  9. layton

    end of an era

    what's his number?
  10. Dude, that's just a given.
  11. My friend wore them on an approach in the sierras while I wore some ultralight aluminum. Mine are definately less durable than his and equal weight, but no frontpoints really sucks. Long story short, my buddy thought he was gonna die on the bullet hard approach ice to the rock while I was fine. Beats duct-taping my sabertooths to my boulders like i used to do. yikes! I'd only get the katoolas for walk up routes w/no frontpointing whatsoever.
  12. layton

    ice 9000

    I have the super alpinistas and they're working so far. They seem like they're a lighter, more suped up version of the nepal top. not your sporto mixed gaystrosity. Have you guys rock climbed in them yet? they climb very well. They were NOT made for walking up rainier, but steep AK type shizzat. For people that want the comfort and percision of leather with the waterproofness and warmth of a plastic is how i see my pair.
  13. My girlfriend of 4 years didn't climb. I loved her and still do (sniff), but lets face it, to climb you gotta take advantage of weekends and weather. Then once, PNW t.v. and radio stations announced I was dead. Then I moved to vegas to climb more. Then I almost died and broke both feet all within three months. By the end of the 4th year, I felt so guilty that I dumped her for her own good. My friends had a nickname for my g-friend behind my back, "the saint." I just felt so bad leaving her in the dirt while I had fun climbing. Flipside: she could'a made some friends or done something she was passionate about too. most successful climber/non-climber relationship involve the non-climbing party (i.e. the girl) being way into something and having a social life outside of you. That's why I started that thread in spray. Shit, I'd date a single climbing girl in a second to aviod that whole mess all over again. I think I don't ask girls out anymore b/c I know I'll just leave them for climbing. Lonely life though.
  14. and they LOVE my urine!
  15. I don't understand how that's the best of BOTH worlds. Seems one sided to me. please explain what's good besides no wildfires?
  16. if it's your girlfriend she tell ask you if you like climbing more than her, if it's your boyfriend then he is obviously gay.
  17. i though we were talking about what pack to wear when approaching a women? I prefer an external frame pack b/c it turns into a sturdy shelter to cower under when the beating commence.
  18. Necro and all of his avatars have too been banned. bring him back
  19. i just left iceguy in the dust. pm him
  20. got a partner for sunday (if the weather holds that is).
  21. i'll get back to you soon. t his fuckin' site crashed on me just when I NEEDED to get back to folks. now i gotta just sit and f#$ckin' wait for an email this sux.
  22. Will! Nice King Cobra Avatar! Dat's goood shit
  23. the prize is to climb hyperspace
  24. 1st person to email me about hyperspace wins a prize
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