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1st time you ever had a beer? my god. you and extremo mountain dude need to have a LOL contest. seriously.

It's Longpause's Corn Nutty poop. damn thing gave me scabies

that's the spirit bill!

how bout 33 ways to leave the coffee shop, stop studying, checking email, and go climbing instead? #1. drop outta school, fool #2. sell your computer, M.Peabody Van Pooter #3. move outta Portland, Morton multiply by 11, and we've got something GUESS WHAT # on my previous list of how to impress your lover i'm attempting, or finishing up???

nice dood. way to get up something pretty darn random and cool. but where are your photos? was there supposed to be a link

shall we begin another attack. i can't sleep.

jesus's penis! why don't you all get a fucking room. how did this turn into a sunshine rainbow club. whoever wants the cam should fight the current owner to the death. p.s. nice thread to read w/a kick ass bout of insomnia

yeah, i'm really sorry. i was pretty dissapointed myself. i can't seem to figure out how to find 99 ways to impress your lover. maybe Wayne can hook us up. p.s. sorry gang for ruining your thread, but that's what things get...ruined

if your drinking right now, then you are drinking with me. maybe we could show gyselinck some of the more adventuresome ones on that list

and go up

i roll rocks uphill only to have them roll back down...posing one of the curious questions of this modern age. with all the pain of life and doubt of an afterlife, why don't we all just kill ourselves? dunno? we're pussies i guess

here's the parking lot, better lock your doors the drive: helpful road signs(follow the paper plates!!!!) sweet hiking sweet sweetin' sweet weather! sweet rappin' sweet climbin sweet protection! awesome mountains killer sunsets astral projecting all photos by necronomicon. note the how the camera changes the backpack and hairstyles. weird?

Rolf, if you have a burly 4wd and a mtn bike you should be good (or just a mtn bike and some extra time). the trails completely gone past the road so bring a change of shoes cuz you gotta hike in the river for about a mile.

whoops. i was wrong on my dates. thanks for taking the time to point that out. the whole origins early philosophy of chiropractic is pretty funny and a bit nuts. it's funny to see what the medical profession was doing at that time too! leeches and astrology n' all sorts of cooky stuff. unfortunately the stigma still is around for us chiroquacktors. oh well, it makes for entertaining discussions, but i do get a little sick of the same old misconceptions and the like. i knew that before i started. luckily my college is WAY scientific and evidence-based, it's pretty much med school course for course. there are a couple schools that aren't (logan college, and life west specifically). palmer college is on the fence. i haven't been to those schools, so i could be doing the same thing that i don't like...using bias on things i don't know about. anyone know how i can get hooked up painting houses for work? that sounds like a good mindless job.

i have a question...why does any of this matter and why are we wasting or coffee breaks with this? does anyone have a particular point, or are we just arbitrarily defining stuff. awesome exercise in semantics. feel free to flame ths shit out of me cuz i'm done!

Cook, i've begun without you. here is a list i found of 33 ways to impress your lover. i once saw a list of 50, but can't seem to find it. 1. Hot Lunch - While receiving head from a woman, you proceed to shit on her chest. (A.k.a. the Cleveland Steamer) 2. The Stranger - Sitting on your hand until it falls asleep and then jerking off, eliciting the feeling of a hand job from someone else. 3. Western Grip- When jerking off, turn your hand around, so that your thumb is facing towards you. It is the same grip that rodeo folks use. Hence, western. 4. The Blumpkin- You need to find a real tramp to do this right. It involves having her sucking you off while you are on the shitter. 5. Donkey Punch - Banging a girl doggy style and then moments before you cum, sticking your dick in her ass, and then punching her in the back of the head. This gives a tremendous sensation, but for it to work correctly, the girl must be knocked out so that her asshole tightens up. 6. Golden Shower - Any form of pissing all over a chick (a.k.a.- watersports) 7. Pearl Necklace - Well known. Whenever you cum on the neck/cleavage area of a girl - it takes on the look of beautiful jewelry. 8. Coyote - This occurs when you wake up in the room of a nasty wombat and you know you've got to give her the slip. However, you realize that your arm is wrapped around her. Therefore you must gnaw off your own arm to get out of the situation. Can be very painful. 9. Purple Mushroom - This occurs when a woman is giving you oral sex and you withdraw your penis in order to poke it back into her cheek. It should leave a lasting impression similar to purple mushroom. 10. The Flying Camel - A personal favorite. As she is lying on her back and you are hammering her from your knees, you carefully balance yourself without using your arms to prop yourself up. You then proceed to flap your arms and let out a long, shrieking howl, much like a coyote. Strictly a class move. 11. Fishhook - A variation of the shocker in which you pull back towards the pussy after you stick your finger up her anus. 12. The Ram - Again, you're attacking from behind, when you start ramming her head against the wall in a rhythmic motion. The force of the wall should allow for deeper penetration. Very handy for those lulls in penile sensitivity. 13. Bismarck- This is another one involving oral sex. Right before you are about to cum, you pull out, shooting your load all over her face. Follow that with a punch and smear the blood and cum together. 14. Jelly Dougnut: A derivation of the Bismark. All you have to do is punch her in the nose while you are getting head. 15. The Woody Woodpecker: When a girl is sucking on your balls, tap the head of your cock on her forehead. 16. Dog in a Bathtub - This is a proper name for when you attempt to insert your nuts into a girl's ass. It is so named because it can be just as hard as keeping a dog in the tub while giving it a bath. 17. Tossing Salad - Another prison act where one person is forced to basically chow asshole with the help of whatever condiments are available, i.e. Jell-O, olive oil, etc. I'm never going to prison. 18. Rim Job: Another name for tossing salad. Focuses on the use of the tongue. 19. The Bucking Bronco- An all time classic. You start by going doggy style on a girl and then just when she is really enjoying it, you grab onto her tits or hips as tightly as possible and call her a big fat no-good worthless slob. More than likely, she will try to escape. This will give you the feeling of riding a bronco as she tries to buck you off. 20. Pink glove - This frequently happens during sex when a girl is not wet enough. When you pull out to give her money, the inside of her twat sticks to your hog. Thus, the pink glove. 21. The Fountain of You - While sitting on her face and having her eat your ass, jerk off like a madman. Build up as much pressure as possible before releasing, spewing like a venerable geyser all over her face, neck and tits. (Better in her bed). 22. New York Style Taco - Anytime when you are so drunk that when you go down, you boot on her box. Happy trails. 23. The Dirty Sanchez - A time honored event in which while laying the bone doggie style, you insert Your finger into said woman's asshole, pull it out, wipe it across her upper lip leaving a thin, shit moustache. This makes her look like someone whose name would be Dirty Sanchez. 24. The Fish Eye - From behind, you shove your finger in her ass (or his if you are in prison). Thereupon she turns around in a one-eyed winking motion to see what the hell you are doing. 25. Tuna Melt - You're down on a chick lapping away and discover that it just happens to be the time of the month. By no means do you stop though. When the whale spews, tartar sauce with a hint of raspberry smothers your face. 26. Fur Ball - You're chomping away at some mighty trollop who has a mane between her legs the size of Lionel Richie's Afro, when a mammoth fur ball gets lodged in your throat and causes you to beat the piss out of her. 27. The ChiliDog - You take a shit on a girl's tits and then proceed to titty fuck her. 28. Gaylord Perry: Going to only one knuckle during an anal probe is for wimps. Make this famous knuckle ball pitcher proud and use multiple knuckles on that virgin corn hole. A minimum of two knuckles required (either on one finger or on multiple). 29. Rear Admiral: An absolute blast. When getting a chic from behind (while both partners standing), make sure you don't let her grab on to anythingwhen she is bent over. Then, drive your hips into her backside so that you end up pushing her forward. The goal is to push her into a wall or table. It's almost as much fun to have her trip on her face on the floor. You become an Admiral when you can push her around the room without crashing into anything and not using your hands to grab onto her hips. 30. Glass Bottom Boat: Putting saran wrap over your partners face and proceeding to lay a hot shit there. 31. Ray-Bans: Put your testicles over her eye sockets while getting head. (Picture it: ass on forhead) It may be anatomically impossible, but it is definitely worth a try. 32. Snowmobile: Always a blast. When getting a girl while she's on all fours, sweep out her arms so she falls on her face. 33. Dutch Oven: Rather simple. Whenever you bust ass while in the sack pull the covers over both of your head so she can enjoy your pork and beans as well.

unforetunately, as far as i'm told, i need one more quarter of school (specifically two more physical therapy classes) before I can work as a CA (chiropractic assistant) legally.

I'm sure osteopaths, JDs, and PhDs would be shocked to learn this "fact". i listed naturpaths b/c i thought some folks may not have know that. so are dermatologits, surgeons, optometrists, blah blah blah. But, PhD's aren't actually "doctors" they don't have any more responsibilities that other citizens. i think laywers,doctors, and clergy are the 3 professions as far as the law is concerned that are held to a standard. maybe politicians and military too. not sure. it's defined somewhere.

under the law, chiropractors have been concidered doctors legally since the mid 1800s. end of discussion. as for spinal misalignment being the root cause of all (or ANY) disease, this is a dated concept that bears little to no merit, and if your chiropractor believes this...run away as fast as you can. that would be like your MD pulling out his crainal protractor device to measure your bodily humors. someone should tell MDs that drugs and surgery aren't the cure to all disease. other doctors besides MD's are Naturopaths. Basically if you're not in the ER dying, it is my opinion that you should see someone who is willing to try the least invasive method to healing possible. health care should focus on prevention and address the problem, not the symptoms. sometimes drugs and surgery are like putting duct tape over the check engine light.

thanks for #50 and somebody has some free time go die on a funeral pyre, Lyger

excuse me NOLSe, but you are wrong about chiropractors not curing. the reason you may have to go to a chiropractor more than once is b/c quick fixes only cure the symptoms...which is what most MD's do. if you're ONLY talking about infectious diseases, then you are correct.

this like saying i'd like a vagina to pound instead of a girl to date.

I love how off track this has become. D.C.=Doctor of Chiropractic. It's all about the standard of care under the law...basically if you can be sued as a doctor, you're a doctor. For instance, Physical therapists are pretty close to being doctors...god knows they've had plenty of education and with an extra year of schooling, i think they should be doctors. BUT, they CANNOT DIAGNOSE (legally). With the ability to diagnose, comes the responsiblity to correctly diagnose. I think many chiropractors mis-diagnose b/c they are lazy and greedy. It pays way better to pop someones back that it does to do a screening exam, orthopedic tests, lab work, blah blah blah. ALSO insurance companies are to blame, b/c they won't compensate chiropractors for things they are trained to do, and once you're trained to do something it becomes your legal responsibilty to use that training. For example, lets say someone has a headache and the BAD chiro cracks their neck, maybe a little soft tissue. Did that chiro take a good history to screen out diabetes, glaucoma, use an opthamoscopic eye exam, etc...? It really makes me angry to see people in my profession get lazy and greedy instead of owning up to being a good doctor. those people are known as "straight chiropractors" and use the "bone out of place" model, and the "pinched nerve" model, which evidence has shown IS NOT THE CASE. i could go on for hours. the spine is not a garden hose. any other summer job ideas???? seriously. i don't have to be in summer school, but i do need $$ to justify it, and if i'm gonna be working 40 hours a week, i might as well just be in school getting it over with.

Yeah, for some reasons the bad ones get all the press. there's bad folks in every profession. how many folks do you think have been hurt or killed by MD's? No, i'm not at all knocking MD's. they kick ass. Unfortunately, Washington is the most conservative state in the union when it comes to what a chiropractor's scope of practice is...so a lot of people in WA only see quactors as back crackers. there are two camps... the physician camp that basically does the same thing an MD would do (physical exam, lab work, lifestyle recs) and uses manual therapy as their "prescription drug or surgery" and if their conservative approach doesn't work, will refer their patient to a specialist. The other camp (the Quacks) believes that the root of all disease is from spinal misalignment, and they are the loud outspoken ones you hear about and usually advertise free 1st visits and crap like that. As for doing that in the parking lot at crags...good idea except i don't have my license and would NEVER get one if caught. plus i don't know enough yet about other disease processes to comfortable treat someone who may be suffering from a serious malady. Marie, i'll take your job offer into concideration. I'm not going to drop out of summer school just based upon that offer. I'm looking into working as an assistant at a chiro office or something. I'm still up in the air about taking the summer off. so thanks for all the reccomendations. i really need a break from school, so hopefully it'll work out. -Mike p.s. if anyone has questions about chiropractic (what they do, what they treat, why, etc) PM me or ask online here and I'll try to give a good answer. snugtop, come see me when i graduate and i'll change your mind. i can only speak for myself, i can't speak for the actions of other doctors.

Yes. They have an extremely broad scope of practice too, and are the experts on neuromuscular skeletal disorders and are concidered portal of entry physicians.