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Did the leader fall alseep during that film? booooring! Mtnhigh broke his leg on the lower part of salmon run today. wish Pete a speedy recovery. glad i wasn't there! Ice is melting! meeeelttting! As for the drytooling, i believe that people were ice climbiing in the gorge between bouts of rocky butte tr's.

vertical bushwacking? did you try climbing the ICE?

When it's a fine ass such as mine, even guys have a hard time not staring. it was a "shit start"

being able to afford new tools or andriods is aid.

"it's almost noon, we should bivy here."

Ahhhhhh sunny oregon ice climbing! My jacket, yellow like the sunshine, my helmet, blue like the sky. How I love you, O sunny oregon ice. I fucking love you. Did you hear me! You fucking bitch! I'm gonna beat the shit out of you for that! I'm gonna pound you with my tool, and kick you and screw the fuck out of you... "sunny oregon ice climbing" a poem by myke layten i would have had more but marcus is retarded with the camera.

sorry dude! better that, then going to you know where and getting fucked by yon stormy storm.

Do you mean Ainsworth Right? Or is there some other big thing that's formed. Went back today. Good climbing, things are just getting fatter. I can't really think of any useful beta besides it's still in! It was funny bouldering at the Circuit after swingin the tools! guess ya need chains on 84 fyi!

fred beckey is calling me like a stalker to climb with him down there during those dates. please go climbing with him so he stops calling me.

fun was had today in the gorge. climbed on the WA side at cape horn. got silly pumped! Marcus and I did an extra 500' above the main flow of Salmon Run of WI2-easy 3 soloing. I've never bushwacked ice climbed before, holding a branch outta the way with one hand and trying to swing over or under it with the other! The gang was over to the left on the phantom gully stuff. looked f'in fat. checked out below the hwy too, looks great but still has some more to go. also checked out a steep little pillar just east of salmon and it wasn't touching down ... yet. Couldn't scope out anything on hamilton or table mtn, and had an epic drive back home. I wound up jumping ship around 122nd Ne and took the MAx and hoofed it home from the zoo. The streets are Mob Rules right now, folks abandoning there cars, driving on the wrong side of the hwy, cutting across folk's lawns n' shit! It reminded me of the 1st five minutes of the remake of Dawn of the Dead. MAYHEM! Hope we can make our way back out tomorrow cuz I don't have nearly enough movies, beer, or shit to spray about to keep me busy at home. Luckily there is a myriad of porn on the internet. Seems like everything is taking screws nicely, good ice right now. i placed screws like i was rock-climbing, in other words, being a pussy. no wonder i got pumped. It's steep! Saw "Black Dagger" ala "black diamond" but not "blackjack" (jesus chirst you guys, might as well call it horsetail falls, bridal veil falls, or stairway to heaven if you can't be original) and it looks f'in amazing! Looks like hyrophobia in the Can Rockies. Gorge ice is steep world class shit (while it's in).

problem is that ice is so unreliable here, that when it does come in, no one wants to waste a day bolting shit or dinkin around on a mod sized cliff b/c people want to tick off the plumbs.

if I post something ungodly offensive you want to ignore, will it block MisterE too? He tells me to do things. What's that? No MisterE, I won't write that! Stop! Get out of my head!

luke isn't a megalomaniac. he's just psyched and has the stoke. don't be mean to luke. if you want megalomania, i've got it covered for ya.

y'all suck. Gram Parsons song, "Juanita"

another hint. the artist who sang this song loved joshua tree

no but that sounds like a good song

not dylan....along those lines

i think google came out a while ago concidering there are no prizes except self-satisfaction, i don't see why you'd bother looking it up if you didn't know. i am satisying myself. are you.

No affection were the words That stuck on my mind When she walked out on me For the very last time Oh, mama, sweet mama Can you tell me what to say I don't know what I've done To be treated this way In a cold dirty room That's where I found myself With a bottle of wine And some pills on the shelf Oh, mama, sweet mama Can you tell me what to say I don't know what I've done And I'm feeling so ashamed Then an angel appeared She was just seventeen In a dirty old gown With a conscience so clean Oh, mama, sweet mama Can you tell me what to say She's brought back the life That I once threw away She's brought back the life That I once threw away

Is it out on DVD??!!!??!! I LOVED that movie and totally jammed out to the synth rock floyd-esque soundtrack. Led me to a whole new world of pegs, polish wheelies, and 360 steering columns. Rad is fucking RAD!

NERDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

Internet Fight!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

2. you should be less pumped cuz you can shake out after every swing 3. i wouldn't climb a route that required pins with ergos 4. use a different glove

and luke, that's a really great photo. whoever took that did a nice job.

The crack is easy, but the start is tricky. The start to all of those are tricky. You're a fucking punk. I should smack you in the mouth.