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layton

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  1. You're welcome. thanks for playing
  2. talk about a way to ruin a day in the mountains for you, your party, and everyone else. go to the mall with that many people
  3. Tru dat
  4. soccer is the sport where even losers can try hard!
  5. I had a lovely fish dinner tonight! Good eatin
  6. What the hell were you thinking bringing 26 people into the mountains????????????????
  7. layton

    Boost?

    A "Boost"? Goddamn Canuks! It's a "jump"
  8. y'all are a bunch of douchebags
  9. what kind of camera? those are really sharp crystal pics
  10. I was gonna move to under the bridge, troll nonwithstanding (that's the 1st time i've ever typed, possibly said that word), but I was boxed in and too late.
  11. Holy fuck, there were 32 cars (at LEAST...counted after some left) all with kayaks on em at the worthLeaven free spot saturday night. I didn't think that was physically possible, but it was. My two friends and I, maybe one more group were the only climbers. someone pm me where y'all stay or something. Listing to climbers spray is annonying, but i'd rather shit in my own mouth than listen to kayakers talk shit. Overheard..."I'd paddle with you ANYtime!" "WhoooooHooooo Crunchy Good times!" I wanted to kill. Then someone started BLASTING their stereo at 11:30pm, so I (at first) politely told them to turn it off. One thing led to another and I almost got my ass kicked after they said no, and I said you fucking better. They turned it off. Whereas they may have 401K plans and nice subaru's and a dog, I've got absolutely nothing to lose...(so don't fuck with me) I woke up completely boxed in. Thank god I wasn't getting an alpine start...cuz everyone in the p-lot would be also I know the place is free...aka mob rules, but still! Chirst!
  12. layton

    HELL YEAH

    I'm waiting for the GoBots, thundercats, and He-man snuff film
  13. no, it only counts on an airplane. sorry
  14. thanks. if i ever was a hardman (doubtful) i certainly am not so now...to much school and injury has left me weak and scared. i can't go tomorrow. i should add...no slogging. I just finished a bad chest cold and wouldn't make it very far.
  15. need a partner. coming from pdx, willing to drive n' meet. long rock routes>granite>smith
  16. I just read a link that basically had folks oohing and awing "famous climbers" saying stupid shit like, "oh they're so cool. they act like real people...how inspiring" Fuck that Climbers aren't movie stars, rockers, royalty, or models. Each one of us has (hopefully) done something beyond ourselves that deserves respect and admiration as a climber. Hell, that's why we climb right? So why the heroworshiping cocksuckery? Shake your own goddamn hand and sign your own fucking autograph. This is why climbers hate movies like Cliffhanger, Mission Impossible II, etc... They basicaly say that you aren't awesome. They say that type of shit you do every week(or month or year) isn't as special as some actor pretending to have superhuman abilities to scale impossible blue screen. They imply that it's something reserved for something that you are not. The corporate use of climbing in movies, TV, and advirtising belittles every epic, heroic, and superhuman act you've ever done in the mountains. Fuck that shit. Tell them, "No I'm not going to or ever will climb Everest, it's a fucking walk up." Tell them to go find out for themselves how you put that rope up there. Tell them when you get to the top all you care about is how bad you gotta shit, how tired and hungry you are, and the last thing you would yell is "whooo top of the world man!" Then tell them you are better than that corporate bullshit, and they could only wish that their actors playing for the camera wooing audiences and imasculating us into buying their product had a big a pair of balls as you do . Be your own fucking hero.
  17. i've TRIED a lot. does that count. Also, stupid gas prices and portland location won't allow me to say fuck it to the weather forecasts of 100% (like l-worth last sunday) and go anyways. Of course i'm sure the weather's been fine regardless of the forecast. I think it only rains in the 20-40% zone.
  18. that was a lot of words just there. too much for my skimming ability to handle.
  19. Will, two things i should mention to you. 1.the shoulder press is one of the all time worst exercises/positions you could possibly put your shoulder in, especially when injured. but shit if it works, then there's always an outlyer i guess! 2.the deltoid is the most common location (elbow pain 2nd) for referred pain from the shoulder. i.e. the pain may be elsewhere. not that either of those things are gonna help, but they are important in your case nonetheless. p.s. i'm not diagnosing you, treating you, or telling you any sort of treatment. just facts to know.
  20. layton

    my nudie pics

    actually the fallopian tubes, et all, are attached to the uterus...that's how the egg gets to the uterus from the ovary. good night.
  21. layton

    my nudie pics

    i'm just pleased I was able to show that picture in context
  22. layton

    my nudie pics

    It's called a grade III prolapse...so now you have
  23. layton

    my nudie pics

    probably....I'm having my MRI read right now by the expert b/c I didn't see it, even with contrast injected in the joint. but I also have numbness,tingling,and weakness...so we're looking for a lesion too. i'm pissed my neck wasn't also scanned, b/c that's a big culpret (except no neck movement reproduce any Sx) never conduction studies coming this friday! woot!
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