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layton

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  1. look out it's right behind you!
  2. layton

    HOWZ DA WEDDER

    DO YOvU HAVE (insert a girl's name here)'s hfPHNOE nUMBER?
  3. layton

    my nudie pics

    if it is I have some serious issues besides shoulder pain
  4. layton

    my nudie pics

    the MRI were too big to upload, so here are some choice CT 3D renderings. sexy
  5. well, we wound up going a differnt waay after that.
  6. note on that 1st pic Jordop posted. I fell, ripped out my #4 camalot and landed on my back. I can still feel that children's ax grinding in my skull under my helmet on the 2nd pic. good times.
  7. i just puked in my mouth a little bit
  8. tattletale
  9. so.... before this goes downhill anymore (if that's possible...and in record time I might add), maybe this thread could be better suited for funny offwidth photos you've taken.
  10. folks in squamish should be grateful to drink the fine people of whistler's sewage.
  11. might I add the fine belay technique show above
  12. Here's a photo of me and Skyclimb on an early attempt to get this sport off (or barely off) the ground. I was able to refine it to more of an isometic workout this weekend however.
  13. they're gonna get a wicked skin burn offwidthing in that gettup
  14. i was thinking up jugging up prusik peak. does anybody know it's diameter so I can find a suitable cord size to wrap around it?
  15. hmmmm hmmmm dum de dum de dum
  16. do you do her or what!!???
  17. This weekend, i managed to invent a new sport by accident, Tethered Offwidthing. As it's first participant, all I can say is that it's a wonderful way to really savor that O.W. experience.
  18. in my 37 years of climbing, i still have absolutely no idea how to tie a bowline or have ever wish i knew how to tie one
  19. Practical Limitations: In practice, this knot would be almost impossible to tie under load; shortening one end and resecuring the line would be preferable. As a knot , it cannot pass through blocks or sheaves. In the critical environments presented by climbing, search and rescue, and boating, there are no applications where the Sheepshank would offer a preferred solution
  20. i am right besides you
  21. yeah, i know i'm studying this stuff in school. but regardless of that, i'm interested for those of you with or have had various shoulder issue: What have you been doing that works or seems to be working. Thanks in advance, Mike
  22. layton

    Mangina

    thanks for that Mandrea
  23. dude, i'm gonna check my bike seat RIGHT NOW!!!
  24. layton

    Mangina

    so this old couple is making out and the old woman says, "be careful, i have acute angina" to which the old man replies, "you better cuz your tits are fucking nasty"
  25. layton

    Mangina

    it's penis pain relieved by nitroglycerin or rest, and provoked by exercise.
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