Doug

This is the lamest thread ever. If my post doesn't kill it, Mods lock this sucker down.

Just to clarify up front, I don't care if Newt were repub, dem or independent. But claiming the family values mantra he has, is this really where the average American's family values are? Use your daughter by your first wife to discredit your second wife so that you can justify your marriage to your third wife? Really Newt?

[video:youtube] I know people who think he's not that good, but I think Jack White is one of the more unique and creative guitarists in a long time. I think Edison invented electricity so that Jack White could do this one day.

yeah, probably better for the career. How's the BSCX thing going?

Best AB I ever saw was from the top of Disappointment Cleaver a few years ago. F'n beautiful! PS, with all this time you've invested obtaining your spray master rank, are you still w/CWMR? I kinda hoped you'da been @ MRNP last Monday.

Ivan, I think you hurt the poor engineer's feeling!!

I don't know if it's really representative of a huge portion of our population, but it is disturbing that it 1) happens and 2) gets disclosed in this manner. Seeing some of the ways our casualties have been treated and crying out in outrage, then turning around and doing it ourselves makes us out to be pretty hypocritical. On the flip side, anyone have any idea what the engagement between the Marines and the deceased were? Maybe sometime pissing on the corpse of the guy who has been trying to kill you for the last 2 days is the best way to get closure.

gotta be careful with the shoes if you're playing the blues. overheard in a blues club in Chicago "hey, those look like $100.00 tennis shoes! You can't possibly have the blues! I'll be you're even good at math!" Nice shoes ruin your cred!

The SG's a 1967. With the dimarzio in the lead position it screams. The acoustic is just what I play for fun

The answer has been right next door all along!

I'd take a fake face or fake tan over a fake set of values any day....

Jezzus Paul. I am so freakin' sorry to hear that you are going through this shiest. I could not imagine not being with my daughter on Christmas. You kinda hope that people can put their animosity and grudges aside on a day like Christmas for the sake of their children.

After picking my daughter up from dance the other night we heard Folsom Prison Blues on KEXP. She just did not get it.....

Country music isn't so bad. Except for the over-produced twangy pop that's passed off for country these days. If you want to hear good current country you have to listen to bluegrass, imo.

Jeebus Paul, why aren't you drunk enough to get the DE? Slacker.

He was probably hoping there would be another girl. And a cup.

And the funny thing is since the mods ain't the gumint they really aren't first amendment rights. It's just being a dick when disagreeing with those who disagree with you.

yeah, and your tramp stamp is a little lower too....

Such high aspirations..... ...

jeebus! Can't anyone leave a fun little thread about a dead dictator alone without pissing all over each other? what a bunch of flappin er, uh I mean wankers!

How many crazy assed dictators bit the dust this year?

I dunno, I think he's proven himself to be like any politician; I'm thinking this is his campaigning for the far right vote......

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Like him or not, what's going on in Denver is kind of an interesting story. They also have a pretty damned good defense.

Actually, the guy on the right bears a strong resemblance to George Bush. And no, I'm not making fun of this because of simply implying these guys might be gay. I'm making fun of it because they belong to an ideology that has a position against gays.