LandShark

What are we talking like a couple of kgs? Got a tasty housewife or two to throw in with the duffel bag?

Is that like keeping spray in spray? he said SPRAY and PORN. HAHAHAHAHA!

did you put it back in the drawer?

Dude sick suspension system!!

When I'm bored, I usually knock on the door of some innocent young woman and then devour her when she let's me in. Try it some time - you'll like it.

Puhlease. You don't really think that kids in the ghetto that work for McDonald's really have any life aspirations do you? They're just in it for the stuff. That's like arguing that single mom's don't have more babies to increase their welfare payments. Wake up to the realities of the world! They aren't like you and me.

Is there a vacine that protects baby sharks from dolphin fungus? Dolphins are dirty freaking animals!

mmmmmmm ... unborn babies. i love the salty crunch crunch. anyone know if she needs a plumber?

woot! nice job Nick.

The Sno-Tel data from Aneroid Basin and Mt. Howard looks pretty grim. http://www.wcc.nrcs.usda.gov/snotel/snotel.pl?sitenum=653&state=or

This isn't enough time unless you luck into a perfect weather.

Yeah, but Jesus loves you. The rest of us think you're an asshole. Gee that's really original. Can you quote a host of other trite bumber stickers as well? Maybe "Dog is my Co-Pilot." "My dogma ran over your karma." Oh ho ho ho ho ho .... soooo funnnyyy.

Do you ladies like candygrams? Perhaps you need a plumber. Call me.

Shit you guys are just lucky you don't have to deal with the Canuckians mandatory 2 week shark quarantine. What a pain in the ass!

No no you mean no more blogs. Dumb ass. Chat rooms are so 2004.