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he totally could have pulled of a jack hammer, if ur gonna fail... FAIL BIG...

yep... free showers, free pizza, free pancakes, free pussy. nothing like taking a shit at the awahnee after soloing the column or a nice bus ride to church bowl on a hot summer day. i'll say i got mine and someone else payed for it. oh to be liberal and young. i was standing in line at the convenient mart the other day and some dude was complaining about how he got his tools stolen MAN and how he makes his money MAN with his tools MAN. and then he say's if ur gonna steal, steal from someone rich or a big corporation. he was holding up the line, i'd say the line was about 10 people long the longest line i've ever seen at a "Quickie Mart". i was thinking how about not stealin from ANYBODY and STFU so i can go make my money MAN cause he was certainly stealin my time. guess he got his....

vampires have super powers... and apparently so does barry so just maybe... just maybe barry is hiding something. i think when "new moon" comes out lots of questions will be answered...

come on porter, i can't just sit around on my ass with no cash man i used to go to yosemite A LOT and sit there smoking weed thinkin how all these rich fuck stink up the park then i grew up and realized man it sure in the hell is alot easier hangin out here cause of all these rich fucks.

funny how even mediocre looking chicks looked good dressed as sarah palin....

so why don't we just let the poor people control all the money in the world??? perhaps a percentage are poor because of their lack of control in the first place... and this is coming form someone who is a few paychecks away from being poor. like dennis miller say's " i don't mind helping the helpless, but i don't care to help the clueless" something like that anyway.....

kinda like getting a tattoo above ur ass crack for u?

sounds like were gonna have to have ivan write our trip report for us.... being i don't have a college edjumacation.

but i do thank you for the "tasteful" photos of your wife. don't worry, they are secured on my harddrive with AES 256. :lmao: she told me to post some tasteful boobie shots but i told her she'd be riding a bike around columbia boulder with buck teeeth before the day was done

i climbed into bed with my wife sans trash bag... but porter wont let me post that trip report...

why don't you get ur dad's platinum card... and then you'll have the bestestest sponsor EVER...

yep, some trash bags with my logo on the back

how about the power of

maybe i can borrow some ones term paper for a second and sign my name too it...

and dust....

and chalk bags....

wait i already have a closet full of rock climbing shoes...

i can't imagine how many TR's i would have if i had cc.com and a digital camera when i was actively climbing all the time before LEINER PAINTING INC. and the fact that i needed to pay for certain things like medical insurance but was to stupid to realize it when i was young and dumb. wait... i'm just old and dumb now cause i'm huffin paint fumes for a living and runnin other dirt bag painters. guess that's what i get for not finishing college. things might be different for me if i did have cc.com cause i might be a SPONSORED CLIMBER and have a whole closet full of rock climbing shoes and chalk bags. i wish i could turn back the clock....

You haven't been posting much lately, andrew. The honeymoon must still be going on... 8D They were garbage bags... Ivan says his soft shell is worthless! dude, get paddling jackets. you can climb out in the rain all frikin day with one of those bad boys on. good for having up on a big wall... just in case. i've been chilin out on spray cause all i do is end threads and piss people off, LOL.

I think I saw one on eBay..... left over from the "Mission Accomplished" photo-op. no.. but i got some milk plus for ya....

u boy's have paddling jackets on?

i'm going as the "ghost of crossfit past" with a bunch of clanging neutrinos hung around me to create a scary effect. this is spray??? right??? right???

i was powerless, i had to accept

i gave myself a pair of shoes and a chalk bag.... does that make me a sponsored climber?

so r they 38.5 or 39.5????