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I don't talk so good, either. I read the quote correctly. I'm just a buttinsky. BTW, the recruitment age is up to 42 now.

I don't mean to one up anyone, but I just picked this up on Craigslist:

I've got a pair of Coll-tex 55 mm wide skins that are in decent shape you can have, if that's wide enough. You'd have to trim them to fit and reglue them. PM me if you're interested. Also, in case you're not familiar with this book, it's a good one: Good Tely Book

I was in the Navy, protecting our nation against dangerous Russians. OK, now I'm leaving.

Let's soften it to "poo" and call it good. I must sign off so that I may create more universes full of beings that must either worship me or burn forever...and hang some doors.

Is that a mobile confessional in that pic?

It would be more accurate to say that I'm his daily ration of shit. Now you may struggle with the difference. That's understandable. Faith is not meant to be fully understood.

Unfortunately for you all, I'm immortal. The God you don't believe in has a say in that. I am everywhere. I am in all things. I'm in the glue you sniff in the morning. I'm in the ponies you molest at night....

They are usually one in the same.

Unfortunately for you all, I'm immortal. The God you don't believe in has a say in that. I try not to talk to myself. And if I don't exist, then I am truly immortal.

Gotcha

Unfortunately for you all, I'm immortal.

Next to the monsignor outfit

Actually, I'm one of those pacifist pussies that protested the war, and I'm quite proud of that fact.

Hey, I'm pro-German business, too. Why, I was just at Prost last night, enjoying a Spaten Pils. "Never selectively forget" seems more apropos here.

Was the carpet chosen to attract boy scouts?

More like Cheap Date Man. Perhaps it's time that Maritime removed benzene from its list of ingredients.

Proof positive: The Future is Now.

Nothing says "Get yo loving here" like a heart-shaped opera window.

Go shove a seguaro up your ass. We're stuck up here freezing ours' off.

Have you ever bought meth...from a cash machine? Have you ever sent a turd in a shoebox...from the beach? Have you ever opened a door...by falling through it head first? You will...and cc.com will be the website the brings it to your friends.

Tweakers of the world, unite! All you have to lose is your long chain molecules. For some reason, I read this as: Tweakers of the world, UNTIE! I believe that should be 'Wankers of the world'.

Now you know why they don't use hockey skates.

Dude, that sucks, but for your own sake, leave the .380 in its case. After your trial for manslaughter or murder, and the follow on civil suits from the thieve's families, you'll wish you'd just handed them the car keys. Then again, if they make the mistake of coming through your window.... ....use a shotgun. Nothing says "Thanks for dropping by" like the sound of a pump action. And you won't have to worry about killing the neighbor's cat three doors down.

The photos are dated examples from another era, long past. They fit the angry personality of the poster far better than the subject at hand, which is not "intentions", but rather actual economic performance. The current reality is that the world's largest communist regime, good intentions or not, is also the world's fastest growing economy. At the same time, the world's shining example of free market capitalism is sagging under a massive trade deficit, an even larger budget deficit, and steady currency devaluation. Beaten by the commies at our own game. Go figure. Oh, and by the way, despite Stalin's many 'faults', he did do one nice thing. He beat Hitler.