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No, but I hope I'm gonna.

It's common knowledge to lay people that Mormon women consider Barry Manilow to be one baby step below the angel Moroni in the celestial hierarchy. And Neil Diamond is one baby step below that.

Don't tell me. You married a Mormon.

I think you may have found a slightly more humane alternative to hanging.

STFU n00b

SHHHHHHEEEEEEAAAAAAAADDDDDDDDDDDDDUUUUUUUUUUUPPPPPPPPPPPP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The Lord of the Flies effect has taken hold.

And give up the simplicity of being congenitally ugly?

Anyone who can pull off 400 square feet of velure has got my vote.

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but that was thirty years ago, when he used to have a ho

SHUT UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hey you-know!-it-will-be-revealed-in-the-new-edition-of-'wiggin'-vegan ', shut yer cakehole.

Sounds to me like he has his own place in your soul. Does he make you think of love and special things?

Don't make the young girls cry.

Listen, buddy, when YOU write the songs, you can replace him.

Hey Jesus II, shut yer cakehole.

Hey Jesus, shut yer cakehole.

Attack of the 50 Foot Facelift.

By a '68 Impala and you'll only have to worry about asteroid strike.

Don't turn your back on love.

alleged, my son, alleged.

I still play with them. Yesterday I built a waffle.

Actually, I think they usually print 'exotic dancer'. 'Prostitute' takes up less copy space, though. Except when a politician is involved. Then it's definitely 'stripper'.

Really? Sounds so violent. I thought there was another way... There is. The way of the future.