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tvashtarkatena

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  1. Does that come with a mono-adaptor?
  2. Here's 10 megatons worth of quantum uncertainty for ya: Mmmmmmmm. Mushroomz....
  3. Jebus, you're like a lamprey. Where are my box cutters?
  4. Scientists have been saying that the polar ice cap is going to hell. Coincidence? I think not. As for the Dems and Reps: CNN's report is kind of like saying a Microsoft widow with a spending problem is more fiscally responsible than a Microsoft widow with a spending problem and a cocaine habit.
  5. Your thread's been hijacked by terrorists, so STFU.
  6. Rushed missile programs can be risky business. At this point, I'd say Kim's got a much better chance of nuking his own launch pad than the U.S. I think the test had a sub-kiloton yield. I don't think anyone knows what it was supposed to be. All seriousness aside, the most likely scenario is that both Kim and Osama would be involved: Kim sells the fireworks to Osama and company, who in turn deliver it to the U.S. gift wrapped in a shipping container. Thank Jebus Homeland Security now requires Canucks to show valid passports. I hear the bud up there is positively nuclear.
  7. Damn. I can no longer blame our currency devaluation on Bush.
  8. I hear that Homeland Security now requires roundworms returning from Nepal to show valid passports.
  9. When she yells 'slack!', you'd best reach for your parka...
  10. Rather like a round worm trying to gain purchase.
  11. Is that a bomb on your head, or are you just happy to slay me?
  12. I knew a woman like that, too. Mom and child called it "mommy snacks". Disturbing.
  13. Wet ones!? Pussy!! Real hardmen use sticks, leaves and rocks. Real smart men use the back of their partners shirts, usually accompanied by a "nice job on that last pitch, buddy" or equivalent.
  14. Sweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet EEmooooooooooooshun Talkin bout things and nobody cares...
  15. Hopefully by intercepting one of Kim's missiles.
  16. Amigo...I was referring to zaugg, not John. Your spelling is good, but attention to detail? Hmmm.
  17. How does John know my size? Can you split the hairs around my ass crack, too?
  18. You know, here we are having a nice, quiet discussion about nuclear annahilation, and you have to tease the pit bull.
  19. Are you talkin to me? Or me?
  20. With Kim's signature 240 volt hairstyle, his understated, for-all-occasions grey jumpsuits, and retro Gloria Vanderbilt eyewear, one gets the sense that he'd probably make a neater job of it. Besides, who wants to be exterminated by a guy who looks like an extra from 'The Greatest Story Ever Told'?
  21. If she did give birth on lead, would the umbilical provide a dynamic or static fall?
  22. All we can ask at this point is that you keep it off Youtube.
  23. He's the Emelda Marcos of ice climbing.
  24. I'm just a man loves women who love men who can't love women who can't love men who love too much.
  25. I'm OK. You're not.
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