tvashtarkatena

Hydrogen hydroxide is lethal to lab mice. Your stupidity is also lethal to lab mice, as is your descending colon. If you can't find the joke, the joke finds you, Choad.

My liver is as spotless as a crystal martini glass.

Ask any dead Iraq war vet.

Bacteria and insects build up tolerances to toxins because they evolve over many generations to do so. We might, too. You can be part of the first generation to get the natural selection ball rolling.

Will floridation tarnish the matching gold inlaid Nike Swooshes I had installed in my front teeth?

Fluoride is lethal to lab mice didn't you know that????

A Seattle 4 way stop: Proof positive that time can be haulted without killing the experiment's participants.

Heidelberg's in the breakfast food section. Disposable diapers can be found in 'camping'.

It's the only store I know that sells American Spirits in the organic produce section.

They're perfectly safe they've been using them for decades and they're still using them so STFU!!!!!!!!1

It's a good place to pick up reasonably priced food that rats wouldn't eat after the dogs wouldn't eat it after the cats wouldn't eat it after the trailer dwellers wouldn't eat it.

I found a stiffened cat grimacing from underneath the free range chickens there. Avoid.

Perhaps Cheney could take Rosie O'Donnell. He can't hit the broad side of a barn, but that hardly matters in her case.

Lawn? Oh, come on, now. That is so 2002.

You feed your cat? Doesn't that reinforce a cycle of dependency?

That's not what your kinfolk tell me.

How's the tooth holding out? Let's just not Floridate the next election, OK?

Have they removed all the bodies from it, yet?

"Guns don't kill people, fluoride does."

Don't do it. That water is not fluoridated.

I'm for floridating the water supply of Mercury.

i'll take The Man not flouridating my water in exchange for leaving my Magic Herbs alone Come on, man. It's spelled 'floridating'.

It's fluoridation. Perhaps he was speaking - "injest." It's okay Tvash, everyone who wields pedantry's double-edged sword gets a paper-cut now and then. It is the law of Spray: as we give, so shall we receive. We can all use a dose of huomility in our water now and then. Perhaps a vaccine for spelling errors will soon be discovered.

I'm for adding vaccines to the water supply.

OK, first of all, 'flouridation' has a 'u'. Sorry, but it was bugging me. I don't buy some of this (anyone can afford a toothbrush and toothpaste, no one's going to eschew dental hygiene because they think they're being preached to), but I do agree that public education is a very good thing. With proper dental care and diet, however, you'll agree that flouridation is not necessary. Personally, I'm uncomfortable with the government putting stuff in my water, not out of paranoia, but just because I like my water nice and pure. But then again, I can filter it. So it's not an incredibly big deal to me either way. It seems that the tone of this thread comes more from taking my very reasonable and personal decision and blowing it up into into the ravings of a conspiracy theory addict. Anyone whose read my posts on this site knows that's pretty far from the mark.